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over a year ago
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"just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.
oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.
already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round
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I thought was fair enough for around with you £3000?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh you smoothie you
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ps didnt think you did smooth
Only my balls hun and seems its the in thing to do "
of course it is the done thing to do, its really necessary. you try sucking on a kiwi fruit without peeling it to give you an idea what its like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh you smoothie you
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ps didnt think you did smooth
Only my balls hun and seems its the in thing to do
of course it is the done thing to do, its really necessary. you try sucking on a kiwi fruit without peeling it to give you an idea what its like"
Well ill take your word on that |
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over a year ago
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"id happily do the bar at any functions as i dont drink anyways
just a thought, u know where to find me"
dont want you at the party then. you will be the one reminding me of everything i got up to. as if i need reminding |
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"id happily do the bar at any functions as i dont drink anyways
just a thought, u know where to find me
dont want you at the party then. you will be the one reminding me of everything i got up to. as if i need reminding "
my lips would be sealed |
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over a year ago
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up"
Ive seen yr nips before so not sulking about that lol |
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"just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.
oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.
already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round
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Proper Bar staff, I'm gutted, hurt and cut to the quick, thats it................. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well i never normally paste pm's on forum but am soooooo hurt i feel the need. this is the reply i got from kev and kat who ran the barnsley social
just need people that can a) see b) knows where everything is and c) knows the prices. so me and kev can be free to attend to our guests. dont worry your still No1 bar bitch hun pmsl
i mean i cant help being a blind buggar |
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"well i never normally paste pm's on forum but am soooooo hurt i feel the need. this is the reply i got from kev and kat who ran the barnsley social
just need people that can a) see b) knows where everything is and c) knows the prices. so me and kev can be free to attend to our guests. dont worry your still No1 bar bitch hun pmsl
i mean i cant help being a blind buggar"
Does that mesn me and Roy have to fight over who's number 2 bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather do the female bar staff
glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest
No need i can tell her myself thanks
Well!!!"
I siad id do the female barstaff |
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over a year ago
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"Id rather do the female bar staff
glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest
No need i can tell her myself thanks
Well!!!
I siad id do the female barstaff
Awwwwwwwwwww"
Gash wasnt intrested so you get it |
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"Id rather do the female bar staff
glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest
No need i can tell her myself thanks
Well!!!
I siad id do the female barstaff
Awwwwwwwwwww
Gash wasnt intrested so you get it "
Playing second best, me thinks not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id rather do the female bar staff
glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest
No need i can tell her myself thanks
Well!!!
I siad id do the female barstaff
Awwwwwwwwwww
Gash wasnt intrested so you get it
Playing second best, me thinks not"
No it was aimed at both so nerr |
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod "
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob |
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over a year ago
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob"
You couldnt see over it anyway xx |
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob
You couldnt see over it anyway xx "
Oh you are so for it Craig
You are a dead man walking
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob
You couldnt see over it anyway xx "
I was told you couldnt lol |
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob
You couldnt see over it anyway xx
I was told you couldnt lol"
Scuse me
Is this get at Yvonne night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob
You couldnt see over it anyway xx
I was told you couldnt lol
Scuse me
Is this get at Yvonne night?"
No why would it be as i heard it was him that couldnt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We full expect all the bar bitches from saturday night to be bar bitches again, your all bloody good entertainment. just a pity the ceiling isnt higher, was thinking coyote ugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz
Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes
Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIGHT!.............
im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.
JAN your a sod
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ex bar staff Yvonne here
sob sob
You couldnt see over it anyway xx
Oh you are so for it Craig
You are a dead man walking
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Ya love me really lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up"
we ive seen em, looked super...lol...
does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz
Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes
Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too!"
Its Kat not bloody Kaz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol
Can i wear me boxers again? xx "
only if you wear THE socks too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Whats up ?
The sky
What are you doing out side ??
Trying to see uranus
I thought you wanted to see my ....
art collection yes soon i told ya "
oops wrong smiley was ment to be a |
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Whats up ?
The sky
What are you doing out side ??
Trying to see uranus
I thought you wanted to see my ....
art collection yes soon i told ya
oops wrong smiley was ment to be a "
Well i had to sell that collection but got some other things that you might be intrested in |
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"Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz
Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes
Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too!"
Oh you know just how to please a girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i def want ya behind the bar jan hunny nothing to do with pulling pints tho lol"
now who is wanting me behind the bar, kat or kev or both.
well make more of them black puddings and am anyones, apart from old harry that is. i would give him a heart attack. i still get the giggles thinking of him putting his head up to the van window just grining at me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol"
well i was a crap barmaid and a crap bouncer. think i let anyone in. plus coz i couldnt see i was asking people would they rather see my tits than have a drink. so perhaps i should just be head of entertainment. or is that perhaps give head for entertainment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Whats up ?
The sky
What are you doing out side ??
Trying to see uranus
I thought you wanted to see my ....
art collection yes soon i told ya
oops wrong smiley was ment to be a
Well i had to sell that collection but got some other things that you might be intrested in "
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over a year ago
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up
we ive seen em, looked super...lol...
does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...
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think it was only you me and craig who stripped
dont worry we will convert them next time |
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up
we ive seen em, looked super...lol...
does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...
think it was only you me and craig who stripped
dont worry we will convert them next time "
Hell if you'd taken me dress of I was bloody starkers, apart from a very nice G string |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"were thinking of gettin t shirts printed how about ANAL STUD for swingmates lol
and mrs swingmates saying "i didnt get anal""
and i wont get it for another 12 months either lol
lesxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up
we ive seen em, looked super...lol...
does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...
think it was only you me and craig who stripped
dont worry we will convert them next time "
lol...well i think the only way the men can get in the pub is if they all wearing sparkly nipples...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I MENT LES YA T**T THE POOR NEGLECTED WOMAN PMSL "
now this must be that kev shouting at me now
listen titead...you put and i quote ANAL STUD for swingmates
you never said les, so there ya knobby
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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.
will get patrick to post a pic up
we ive seen em, looked super...lol...
does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...
think it was only you me and craig who stripped
dont worry we will convert them next time
lol...well i think the only way the men can get in the pub is if they all wearing sparkly nipples...lol..."
well they wont be borrowing mine. was threatening to dig out any gems that got stuck between peoples teeth with a toothpick. am quite partial to me sparkly nips |
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over a year ago
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OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx |
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"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx"
That was you sucking my hair was it Kev????? |
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"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx
That was you sucking my hair was it Kev????? "
nice one roy.....did you really have a nibble tho. |
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"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx
That was you sucking my hair was it Kev?????
nice one roy.....did you really have a nibble tho. "
One or two hundred |
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over a year ago
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx"
fook me that was funny. who has a sign on their pub saying car park at rear. when the said car park has been grassed over and sealed off. imagine as patrick sez if he had tried to get a 25ft van back out of a narrow ally like that. i would never have heard the last of it |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx"
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding???? |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????"
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to"
Behave you......... |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you........."
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy |
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"This sounds intresting now
Don't make her any worse than she is please "
As if i would do that and must be something for gash to say something like that |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy"
I can be |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy
I can be "
Dare I say 'Good' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy
I can be "
Yes teacher |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy
I can be
Dare I say 'Good'"
Why am I not surprised lol |
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over a year ago
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy
I can be "
ooooh strick....well slap my arse with a wet kipper |
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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol
He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx
Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????
who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to
Behave you.........
OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy
I can be
ooooh strick....well slap my arse with a wet kipper "
Only if you ask nicely |
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over a year ago
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"i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.
already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round
I'd have gladly PAID £3k to see that!! "
get ya wallet out and the pics will be in the post. |
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"i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.
already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round
I'd have gladly PAID £3k to see that!!
get ya wallet out and the pics will be in the post."
I got a pic you can have for £5.00 |
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i hold my hands up and admit i went up alley way that said car park this way !!! only cause needed to get changed somewhere felt a right idiot wen all i saw was a blocked off WALL!!!! oh well next time wont b driving,and the hotel will b booked in the next two weeks,so will b joining u lovely people for a few more beers is the holiday home for rent for the night next time!!!!! lol |
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"i hold my hands up and admit i went up alley way that said car park this way !!! only cause needed to get changed somewhere felt a right idiot wen all i saw was a blocked off WALL!!!! oh well next time wont b driving,and the hotel will b booked in the next two weeks,so will b joining u lovely people for a few more beers is the holiday home for rent for the night next time!!!!! lol
you talking about the van patrick and i have as in holiday home. perhaps play your cards right and we can make room for a little one "
Trust me he ain't a little one |
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over a year ago
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"yeah thats the one!!!! think that wud b perfect for me after hallowean evening "
perfect for sleeping in or me sitting on yer face in
not wearing the boots for the halloween bash, me chuffing legs and feet are still hurting |
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over a year ago
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"jan shall i undress myself for u next time in the VIP lounge!!!!! never got an invite last sat lol "
well do it slowly then and dont turn up late from the bloody rugby next time hun. see i remembered i wasnt that pissed, well wasnt then but made up for it later |
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"rugby?????????????? cricket jan cricket!!!! ill do it very very slowly for u hun x"
fookin hell i knew it was something to do with balls, same horse different jockey.
yeah slowly and then a fast finale please hun. |
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over a year ago
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well it sleeps 4 with two double beds. but i had fun on the seating area. then when patrick found out where i had gushed he was none too pleased telling me thats where the electrics are. so nearly had one scorched pussy's pussy
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"well it sleeps 4 with two double beds. but i had fun on the seating area. then when patrick found out where i had gushed he was none too pleased telling me thats where the electrics are. so nearly had one scorched pussy's pussy
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Thought there was a burning smell pmsl xx |
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over a year ago
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"i'd luved to have scorched ur pussy when we were in barnsley hunni
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
well why didnt the hell you say
you get no where in life by being shy |
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over a year ago
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"noone can b shy round u,can they jan!!!! lol"
thats right hun, no room for shyness in swinging....and am still a newie
only ever been to one club and that was my first social also
xx |
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over a year ago
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"was my first social and never been to a club either!!! anyone wanna take me and show me the ropes???????? "
ropes...wot ropes...i had no ropes. i had the sparkly nips and tried to show you them |
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over a year ago
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i was waiting to b offered a luk at the sparkling nips???? think i was only one that never had a proper close up judegement on them!!!! i shall promise u now,next time i shall defo b checking them out jan!!! |
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over a year ago
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"dont eat yellow snow jan!!!! great tip lol lol ill remember to tip u i promise hun xx " ##so you have been blimping the profile and noticed the watersports huh
just dont do it in the snow, it freezes the arse off me |
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