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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

So after talking to my mate ADVENTURHYS this morning, the conclusion is our fab friend is in dire straights! The death farm is HOSTEL part deux...I need volunteers for a rescue before our kid gets the bullet!!!!! Who,s in????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Na deaths the final adventure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in !

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'll hold the coats.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

What does he need?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Na deaths the final adventure "

Oi! Get your arse into gear and get your boots on!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"What does he need?"
rescuing from that bloody farm...their to handy with that rifle...

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What does he need?rescuing from that bloody farm...their to handy with that rifle..."

How can I help?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’m in "

Omg what you say on????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na deaths the final adventure

Oi! Get your arse into gear and get your boots on! "

i dont take orders i give em

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’m in

Omg what you say on???? "

*Sat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

Omg what you say on???? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

Omg what you say on????

*Sat"

the toilet shes a star

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Na deaths the final adventure

Oi! Get your arse into gear and get your boots on! i dont take orders i give em "

Get off your bog for a change pmf give a little

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'll hold the coats."

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na deaths the final adventure

Oi! Get your arse into gear and get your boots on! i dont take orders i give em

Get off your bog for a change pmf give a little "

charity begins at home he would agree

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’m in ! "

Thanku

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll provide voodoo dolls and dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there? "

Good man! Bring your axe baby

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’ll provide voodoo dolls and dodgy snake oil "

helpful...

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Na deaths the final adventure

Oi! Get your arse into gear and get your boots on! i dont take orders i give em

Get off your bog for a change pmf give a little charity begins at home he would agree "

I'll take tht pic...it'll shock em into submission ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there?

Good man! Bring your axe baby "

Never go anywhere with it lol well obviously I do but its a saying lol

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there?

Good man! Bring your axe baby

Never go anywhere with it lol well obviously I do but its a saying lol "

You go for the shooter! It's a bloody cull over there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I bring my loo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there?

Good man! Bring your axe baby

Never go anywhere with it lol well obviously I do but its a saying lol

You go for the shooter! It's a bloody cull over there! "

Then I'll need throwing axes and knives too lol otherwise I'm struggling to get close. Layout? Numbers? come on Suz deets girl lol his life is at stake!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, not sure what's going on but I can fly things and shoot stuff if that helps?

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'll hold the coats.

Lovely "

Some one has to do these minor but little thought about or appreciated jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll provide voodoo dolls and dodgy snake oil

helpful..."

Pfft

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By *inkysexpotMan  over a year ago

leeds

I'm in....a friend in need and all that....where me bat??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will we need a packed lunch?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Can I bring my loo "

No!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Will we need a packed lunch?"

Lunch will be provided....the turkey got it yesterday so sandwiches all round

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm in....a friend in need and all that....where me bat??"

Always count on my kid xx

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"In and in. We tooling up here or wait til we arrive over there?

Good man! Bring your axe baby

Never go anywhere with it lol well obviously I do but its a saying lol

You go for the shooter! It's a bloody cull over there!

Then I'll need throwing axes and knives too lol otherwise I'm struggling to get close. Layout? Numbers? come on Suz deets girl lol his life is at stake! "

One old bird with a shooter that keeps shooting things....RHYS may well be next!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

I'll bring the chain saws

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'll bring the chain saws"

Love you

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Msg to pmf from Rhys *stick charity up your arse*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 13/04/19 10:12:26]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love hostel. I will do a scene!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'll bring the chain saws

Love you "

I'll pack the glib attitude also ... never know when you need it

Oh ... Luv ya back

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok I'm in, fuck tho what have I missed?

Bringing implements of torture (it's all I have ok?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will we need a packed lunch?

Lunch will be provided....the turkey got it yesterday so sandwiches all round "

And turkey curry, turkey stew, turkey kebabs, plus a nice feather pillow.

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ok I'm in, fuck tho what have I missed?

Bringing implements of torture (it's all I have ok?)"

Spot on!!! It's like HOSTEL over there you will fit in perfectly

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

How we getting there?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Will we need a packed lunch?

Lunch will be provided....the turkey got it yesterday so sandwiches all round

And turkey curry, turkey stew, turkey kebabs, plus a nice feather pillow."

Ooooooo Turkey and stuffing ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"How we getting there?"

I'll drive the bus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in, I am pretty handy with a rifle too so just take me in the bushes somewhere and I can pick them off for you and provide covering fire!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love hostel. I will do a scene!"

You have the old lady then ....

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ok I'm in, fuck tho what have I missed?

Bringing implements of torture (it's all I have ok?)

Spot on!!! It's like HOSTEL over there you will fit in perfectly "

Ooh goody, gimp masks will be needed

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm in, I am pretty handy with a rifle too so just take me in the bushes somewhere and I can pick them off for you and provide covering fire! "

We have a sharp shooter people!!!!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??"

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??"

I have collies to herd the enemy and harry their heels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m prohibited from keeping firearms and sharp objects since I accidentally went on a one woman killing spree, but I’m trained in the art of spoon gouging, and being a short arse below the eyeline of most...can I come with my stealth and ability to jump on backs? I can gouge their eyes out in seconds! x

I’ll also bring flasks of hot beverages xx

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo "

Ok I'll leave the daft one at home and bring the smart one.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo "

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??"

Do they wash their paws after flushing?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I’m prohibited from keeping firearms and sharp objects since I accidentally went on a one woman killing spree, but I’m trained in the art of spoon gouging, and being a short arse below the eyeline of most...can I come with my stealth and ability to jump on backs? I can gouge their eyes out in seconds! x

I’ll also bring flasks of hot beverages xx"

We have a gouger people!!!...

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ..."

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Firing up the camper..we need a rendezvous point...and I don't go very fast... some time next week ok ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now... "

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Firing up the camper..we need a rendezvous point...and I don't go very fast... some time next week ok ?"

Omg he,ll be on the dinner table by tomorrow!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Kin ell

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Firing up the camper..we need a rendezvous point...and I don't go very fast... some time next week ok ?

Omg he,ll be on the dinner table by tomorrow! "

With an apple in his mouth and a stick of celery up his arse

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka "

Sigh, always count on you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we should all sit around the campfire singing campfire songs.

There's far too much violence in the air.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx"

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Packing my rescue kit as we speak

Point me in the right direction and your boy is home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need rescuing from (fab) lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im really confused here. who needs rescuing?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Packing my rescue kit as we speak

Point me in the right direction and your boy is home "

Norway way.....the farms turned into HOSTEL part Deux!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"im really confused here. who needs rescuing?"

Adventurhys our fab mate ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Packing my rescue kit as we speak

Point me in the right direction and your boy is home

Norway way.....the farms turned into HOSTEL part Deux! "

Ok I will use SARLOC to find him if they haven’t already confiscated his mobile and pack some heavy weaponary

Wish me luck!!!

LJ

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale "

*Cough* wait ........hahaha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

*Cough* wait ........hahaha "

Your throat still hurting you?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Packing my rescue kit as we speak

Point me in the right direction and your boy is home

Norway way.....the farms turned into HOSTEL part Deux!

Ok I will use SARLOC to find him if they haven’t already confiscated his mobile and pack some heavy weaponary

Wish me luck!!!

LJ"

Good man!!!!! We need an experienced climber

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

*Cough* wait ........hahaha

Your throat still hurting you? "

No I'm fit and well now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

*Cough* wait ........hahaha

Your throat still hurting you?

No I'm fit and well now "

Fit? You have designs on yourself don't ya???

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"How we getting there?

I'll drive the bus"

Bus?

I ain't gettin' on no bus fool....

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

*Cough* wait ........hahaha

Your throat still hurting you?

No I'm fit and well now

Fit? You have designs on yourself don't ya???"

Oi OP abuse OP abuse!! Hahahahaha hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't find his blog anywhere, so what the fuck has gone wrong since his departure? It was all rosy a few days ago.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"How we getting there?

I'll drive the bus

Bus?

I ain't gettin' on no bus fool...."

Better a fool with a bus than a non fool on foot ... the Dalai Lama says that .. or have been eating too much pre bed cheese again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How we getting there?

I'll drive the bus

Bus?

I ain't gettin' on no bus fool...."

It's a mountainous region, I ain't cycling.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shall I bring the spaniels to flush and retrieve??

Your 2 daft buggers????...nooooooo

They may be daft... but they are trained gun dogs!!!

Tsk ... honestly .. you offer help ...

Really? We,ll spend most time running looking for em!!!! Cmon now...

Ok .. I'll just bring grenades and bazooka

Sigh, always count on you xx

I'm solid ... but that's a different tale

*Cough* wait ........hahaha

Your throat still hurting you?

No I'm fit and well now

Fit? You have designs on yourself don't ya???

Oi OP abuse OP abuse!! Hahahahaha hahahaha "

Oh ... yes ... come 'ere and take that abuse ... but I digress

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I can't find his blog anywhere, so what the fuck has gone wrong since his departure? It was all rosy a few days ago. "

It's on WordPress, Rhys left fab....he,s pondering wether to return ...

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

MSG FROM RHYS, thanks guys for all the msgs.....he misses you all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't find his blog anywhere, so what the fuck has gone wrong since his departure? It was all rosy a few days ago.

It's on WordPress, Rhys left fab....he,s pondering wether to return ..."

I think he should. Just do what the Mods asked nicely for. Maybe keep the travelog on a weekly update and restricted to one thread till it fills up.

Otherwise his travel tales will soon clog up the Forum. I'd find it interesting, but others would soon get frustrated.

It'd be like having it clogged up with.. 'profile advice', 'look at me' or 'I don't believe it' threads.. umm.. Hang on..

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face."

it's an old bird with a rifle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And risk me getting a bullet also?? ... I'll man the phones

H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jesus an old bird with a rifle? Lol I'll put my axe back then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't find his blog anywhere, so what the fuck has gone wrong since his departure? It was all rosy a few days ago.

It's on WordPress, Rhys left fab....he,s pondering wether to return ...

I think he should. Just do what the Mods asked nicely for. Maybe keep the travelog on a weekly update and restricted to one thread till it fills up.

Otherwise his travel tales will soon clog up the Forum. I'd find it interesting, but others would soon get frustrated.

It'd be like having it clogged up with.. 'profile advice', 'look at me' or 'I don't believe it' threads.. umm.. Hang on.."

I think he did the right thing.

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"And risk me getting a bullet also?? ... I'll man the phones

H"

We have our own PA people!!!!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus an old bird with a rifle? Lol I'll put my axe back then "

Oi!!!!! Get it out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jesus an old bird with a rifle? Lol I'll put my axe back then

Oi!!!!! Get it out! "

Just chuck some Werthers original at her. It will be fine

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus an old bird with a rifle? Lol I'll put my axe back then

Oi!!!!! Get it out!

Just chuck some Werthers original at her. It will be fine "

The chewy ones, omg love them........

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it "

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx"

Rhys who??

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

"

Love and hate a very fine line my friend

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

Love and hate a very fine line my friend "

You love it

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

Love and hate a very fine line my friend

You love it "

Sigh.......it's you why wouldn't I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle "

She's going daaaaaaaahn

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn"

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday! "

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god. Im really squemish about being tortured, can I be sat revving up the speedboat for the getaway.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday! "

2 legs good ... 4 legs bad ... beware the pigs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pooch and I are firing up the Taffcopter

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Oh god. Im really squemish about being tortured, can I be sat revving up the speedboat for the getaway. "

We have a getaway driver people!!!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Pooch and I are firing up the Taffcopter "

Good man!!!! And pooch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is he not been saved yet

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he not been saved yet "

Not yet.....keep watching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching "

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking "

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet! "

Perhaps they’re busy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

"

If you're not in the loop, you don't need to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy "

Picking wild mushrooms, and flowers for the dinner table.

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy "

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

If you're not in the loop, you don't need to know "

You ain't seen me ... right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it "

He should come back on here

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

If you're not in the loop, you don't need to know

You ain't seen me ... right?"

I have phwoarrrrrrr

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it "

Is that a euphemism???

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

Is that a euphemism???"

I ism you not!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

If you're not in the loop, you don't need to know

You ain't seen me ... right?

I have phwoarrrrrrr "

You really need to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol "

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself. "

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

Is that a euphemism???

I ism you not! "

Sleeves rolled up, olive oil in hand...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

Is that a euphemism???

I ism you not!

Sleeves rolled up, olive oil in hand..."

Oh ... swedish massage

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

Is that a euphemism???

I ism you not!

Sleeves rolled up, olive oil in hand..."

O lord the poor guy! Cooked with the chicken....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he not been saved yet

Not yet.....keep watching

Just tell him to walk back, he likes walking

She,s took him in the woods he,s gone quiet!

Perhaps they’re busy

She,s greasing him up for the pot I just know it

Is that a euphemism???

I ism you not!

Sleeves rolled up, olive oil in hand..."

*Ghengis just got distracted*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually thought he needed help.

I was going to donate petrol money for his escape. You lot crack me up..I love it

Awwww no, just wanted our fab friend Rhys remembered...xx

Rhys who??

If you're not in the loop, you don't need to know

You ain't seen me ... right?"

Seen who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire "

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie."

This is going to be a blood bath ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie."

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Never fear Annabelle is here....oh wait, you've left without me.

I'll have a reward for our triumphant warriors waiting

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Never fear Annabelle is here....oh wait, you've left without me.

I'll have a reward for our triumphant warriors waiting "

You're in Rome though ... bring the legions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet"

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Never fear Annabelle is here....oh wait, you've left without me.

I'll have a reward for our triumphant warriors waiting

You're in Rome though ... bring the legions "

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey "

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey "

My hero

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee"

Hell hath no fury like a flaming aardvark

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee"

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Ghengis's archers unleash all Hell.. The battlefield goes dark*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast"

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??"

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best thread ever "

Would make a great film script

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best thread ever

Would make a great film script "

I'm imagining something like Ready Player One

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm only seeing this now. I think he'll be alright on the farm, it seems the slaughter van only takes animals and the goat that passed, well its an animal too. I think Selma is likely handy with a shiv so I'm sure he'll be grand. I'm game around like September for a visit but as for a rescue mission, I'm too tired for that shit lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can whittle a pointy stick if that will help?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm only seeing this now. I think he'll be alright on the farm, it seems the slaughter van only takes animals and the goat that passed, well its an animal too. I think Selma is likely handy with a shiv so I'm sure he'll be grand. I'm game around like September for a visit but as for a rescue mission, I'm too tired for that shit lol sorry "

You can make the sandwiches!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I can whittle a pointy stick if that will help?"

We have a whittler people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has he been eaten yet?

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Has he been eaten yet?"

No he,s slow cooking......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm only seeing this now. I think he'll be alright on the farm, it seems the slaughter van only takes animals and the goat that passed, well its an animal too. I think Selma is likely handy with a shiv so I'm sure he'll be grand. I'm game around like September for a visit but as for a rescue mission, I'm too tired for that shit lol sorry

You can make the sandwiches! "

If there's some actual scary shit going on then I'm sure I could be useful with a rifle or some plastique, otherwise I'm good at making stew, I'll do that

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm only seeing this now. I think he'll be alright on the farm, it seems the slaughter van only takes animals and the goat that passed, well its an animal too. I think Selma is likely handy with a shiv so I'm sure he'll be grand. I'm game around like September for a visit but as for a rescue mission, I'm too tired for that shit lol sorry

You can make the sandwiches!

If there's some actual scary shit going on then I'm sure I could be useful with a rifle or some plastique, otherwise I'm good at making stew, I'll do that "

We have a stew maker people!!!!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO"

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!! "

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???"

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS "

Can I bring the Lego and the Nerf guns?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS "

But what about the evil Scandie-noir who has our mate?

*Ghengis looks dejected*

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS

Can I bring the Lego and the Nerf guns?"

I'm gunna nerf you soon.....hard

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS

Can I bring the Lego and the Nerf guns?

I'm gunna nerf you soon.....hard "

I'll bring the baby oil

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down "

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either.

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS

But what about the evil Scandie-noir who has our mate?

*Ghengis looks dejected*"

We,r going, use the Lego as land mines........standing on them is a biatch!

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either."

Sorry guys Rhys left fab...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either.

Sorry guys Rhys left fab..."

Rhys who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ghengis gathers up the full might of the Tumans and recalls the entire Horde to rescue a fellow Forumite from the Hostel*

Leave none alive.. man, woman, child, dog, cat, chicken, earth and sky.. All will burn under the cold face.

it's an old bird with a rifle

She's going daaaaaaaahn

She,s handy with it.....shot the bloody goat yesterday!

Animal Rights Powers Activated!! Right I'm axeing back up again! Horse Bow and stallion for Genghis! Pepper her with arrows bud give me an opening! Of course if people see two guys after a sweet old lady we might be fucked here lol

She will fight in the shade of a swarm of arrows that block out the sun itself.

On my mark, unleash hell ... oh ... wrong empire

Who cares!? I'm waiting on your mark.. Get ready for that Beserker Charge Wolfie.

Look for the burning aardvark fired by the trebuchet

*Ghengis scours the battlefield for the flaming, flying Aardvark and spots Annabelle*

Coooeey

Theres the Aardvark!!!! Chaaaaaargeeeeeee

Just watch out for the duck billed platypuss...she's a beast

This is international rescue with the platypus being from Australia .. where's Scott and Virgil??

I see them. Thunderbird are GO

Will you lot stop playing with the Lego and get in the bus!!!!

Aww .. mum!! Do we have to???

Last time I organise a rescue this!!! Is all to much it really is ...GET ON THE BUS

But what about the evil Scandie-noir who has our mate?

*Ghengis looks dejected*

We,r going, use the Lego as land mines........standing on them is a biatch! "

Yes mum..

**Gathers up Lego, builds a Yurt and hordes all the Lego horses and ggold*

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either.

Sorry guys Rhys left fab..."

His blog in on WordPress

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either.

Sorry guys Rhys left fab...

Rhys who? "

My foot is ready......is your arse?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Does anyone remember his blog name I forgot to write it down

I've looked back through the last few days and can't find it either.

Sorry guys Rhys left fab...

Rhys who?

My foot is ready......is your arse? "

I can't do 12"

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By *uzukiNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

THANK YOU ALL GUYS THE THREAD HAS MADE RHYS LAUGH HE SENDS HIS LOVE XXXX

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