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You were nearly on my hotlist but alas..........
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She/he are hot, you've bonded in the forums,you're just about to add them to your hotlist until something on their profile catches your eye and stops you
What would stop you from adding them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They update their status to say "where's all the slags at?""
 lols she's not wrong.
Wedding ring and or exercise ball....worse than a married man a married man with a pregnant wife  |
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I'd have checked out their profile and they'd already be on my hotlist long before any forum bonding began.
Adding them as a friend, and seeing multiple women in graphic action shots would be the clincher for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have checked out their profile and they'd already be on my hotlist long before any forum bonding began.
Adding them as a friend, and seeing multiple women in graphic action shots would be the clincher for me. "
I put you on mine after that lovely face pic you posted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their profile makes them sound like they think they're something special.
Professional usually makes me "
Check out t8nder it's a who's who of professionals...MDs, surgeons, rocket engineers, heads of state you name it they're on there. Not seen one brickie or baker. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"She/he are hot, you've bonded in the forums,you're just about to add them to your hotlist until something on their profile catches your eye and stops you
What would stop you from adding them? "
The profile has less than 10 words of incorrectly spelt text speak (yes it's possible) and 14 cock pics, taken from a variety of angles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their profile makes them sound like they think they're something special.
Professional usually makes me
Check out t8nder it's a who's who of professionals...MDs, surgeons, rocket engineers, heads of state you name it they're on there. Not seen one brickie or baker. "
Not even a candlestick maker?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They update their status to say "where's all the slags at?"
Can you point them in my direction ta"
I don't even believe in them, so I wouldn't know where to find one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They update their status to say "where's all the slags at?"
Can you point them in my direction ta
I don't even believe in them, so I wouldn't know where to find one! "
Nice bloody ass btw  |
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"I'd have checked out their profile and they'd already be on my hotlist long before any forum bonding began.
Adding them as a friend, and seeing multiple women in graphic action shots would be the clincher for me.
I put you on mine after that lovely face pic you posted "
Oh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh so true! Think most of us have had more than one or two of those comments but found myself laughing out loud after reading that thread.
My contribution is " I'm looking for an exclusive relationship" |
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"She/he are hot, you've bonded in the forums,you're just about to add them to your hotlist until something on their profile catches your eye and stops you
What would stop you from adding them? "
Narrow mindedness and the inability to see that absurdities in life. And a short cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They update their status to say "where's all the slags at?"
Can you point them in my direction ta
I don't even believe in them, so I wouldn't know where to find one!
Nice bloody ass btw "
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She/he are hot, you've bonded in the forums,you're just about to add them to your hotlist until something on their profile catches your eye and stops you
What would stop you from adding them?
The profile has less than 10 words of incorrectly spelt text speak (yes it's possible) and 14 cock pics, taken from a variety of angles."
I don't think I could imagine us bonding with such a person or thinking they're hot in the first place tbf... 
B |
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Cuntiness
A carrot shaped penis
A smelly Shereen.
Racism
Toryism
Sexism
Mysoginy
Puts milk in second
Does not brake for animals
Doesn't sing along to "Shake it off"
Hates dogs
Hates fat people
Likes fat women but only likes wasp waisted big ass fat women not slim leg, tiny ass, big boobs n belly ones.
Tells me I'll be his princess
Doesn't give up their seat for oldies.
Lies
Is closeted
Doesn't love Calvin and Hobbes
Ummmm, I think that's it?
Ooooh!!
Doesn't like being little spoon.
Yup
That's it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She has a beard.
Or she says she bites her toe nails
Correct me if I’m wrong - but if she can bite her own toenails - wouldn’t that indicate a rather useful level of agility?  "
I used to be able to do this, not sure if I can now... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She has a beard.
Or she says she bites her toe nails
Correct me if I’m wrong - but if she can bite her own toenails - wouldn’t that indicate a rather useful level of agility? "
NO!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She has a beard.
Or she says she bites her toe nails
Correct me if I’m wrong - but if she can bite her own toenails - wouldn’t that indicate a rather useful level of agility?
I used to be able to do this, not sure if I can now... "
I used to be able to do the splits, front and side,plus I could put both my legs around my head, at no point did I want to bite my own toe nail |
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"She has a beard.
Or she says she bites her toe nails
Correct me if I’m wrong - but if she can bite her own toenails - wouldn’t that indicate a rather useful level of agility?
I used to be able to do this, not sure if I can now... "
Precisely! I’d creak too much if I tried now - and my back would ‘go’! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"If thier profile states a guy must be:
VWE
BBC
Rugby player bod
Tattooed...
I think you need a cuddle sir"
You've got me wrong, it's not an issue for me; they are just requirements that stop me in my tracks because I not any of them, I guess I could get some tattooes but I can't do anything about the other ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If thier profile states a guy must be:
VWE
BBC
Rugby player bod
Tattooed...
I think you need a cuddle sir
You've got me wrong, it's not an issue for me; they are just requirements that stop me in my tracks because I not any of them, I guess I could get some tattooes but I can't do anything about the other ones."
You could just get some of those stick on ones for meets... A couple of rainbows here and there, maybe a unicorn on one arm and an ice-cream on the other x |
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"If thier profile states a guy must be:
VWE
BBC
Rugby player bod
Tattooed...
I think you need a cuddle sir
You've got me wrong, it's not an issue for me; they are just requirements that stop me in my tracks because I not any of them, I guess I could get some tattooes but I can't do anything about the other ones.
You could just get some of those stick on ones for meets... A couple of rainbows here and there, maybe a unicorn on one arm and an ice-cream on the other x "
Like your style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height, please be my height or taller..... erm actually, I still perve the hot shorties so that's not true, I just wouldn't meet them, shallow,I know.
Married, again, used to be black and white about it but my morals appear to have slipped down behind the radiator and not been able to fish them out..
Cock shots, erm nope! I wanna see what I am getting, and a pretty one wins me over. I will totally judge you on it!
Things that will stop me are bad grammar and spelling- told you I was shallow.
Distance, well I can still perve, just cos you are 130 miles away!
Not liking ladies over a size 16...oh ok, bye bye now!..
God, so much stuff puts me off, it's a wonder I ever met anyone!!  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"If thier profile states a guy must be:
VWE
BBC
Rugby player bod
Tattooed...
I think you need a cuddle sir
You've got me wrong, it's not an issue for me; they are just requirements that stop me in my tracks because I not any of them, I guess I could get some tattooes but I can't do anything about the other ones.
You could just get some of those stick on ones for meets... A couple of rainbows here and there, maybe a unicorn on one arm and an ice-cream on the other x "
Sounds like a plan, I'll look like one crazy mo-fo! Getting ready for my in box to explode |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God so much.
They have the words repeater, hung, heavy cummer on their profile.
They have a million veris.
They have a word you have to say to prove you’ve read their profile
They are under 5ft 11
They have pics of them hanging out of someone else on a single profile.
They like to wear women’s underwear.
I could go on and on ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God so much.
They have the words repeater, hung, heavy cummer on their profile.
They have a million veris.
They have a word you have to say to prove you’ve read their profile
They are under 5ft 11
They have pics of them hanging out of someone else on a single profile.
They like to wear women’s underwear.
I could go on and on ..."
Oh and grammar is a big one for me. I’m a bit OCD with spelling and punctuation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God so much.
They have the words repeater, hung, heavy cummer on their profile.
They have a million veris.
They have a word you have to say to prove you’ve read their profile
They are under 5ft 11
They have pics of them hanging out of someone else on a single profile.
They like to wear women’s underwear.
I could go on and on ...
Oh and grammar is a big one for me. I’m a bit OCD with spelling and punctuation "
good job iv been upgraded then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God so much.
They have the words repeater, hung, heavy cummer on their profile.
They have a million veris.
They have a word you have to say to prove you’ve read their profile
They are under 5ft 11
They have pics of them hanging out of someone else on a single profile.
They like to wear women’s underwear.
I could go on and on ...
Oh and grammar is a big one for me. I’m a bit OCD with spelling and punctuation
good job iv been upgraded then "
You’ve gone right down in my estimations with that bloody pic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"O and people who just send
Hi or how do you find it here?
To which I reply easy just type in my search engine and boom I’m here
Hi, how are you? "
Lol or wanna watch my on camera while the misses is asleep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"O and people who just send
Hi or how do you find it here?
To which I reply easy just type in my search engine and boom I’m here
Hi, how are you?
Lol or wanna watch my on camera while the misses is asleep "
Woooooaaa your ass is deeeeeelightful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"O and people who just send
Hi or how do you find it here?
To which I reply easy just type in my search engine and boom I’m here
Hi, how are you?
Lol or wanna watch my on camera while the misses is asleep
Woooooaaa your ass is deeeeeelightful"
Now your just plain flirting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"O and people who just send
Hi or how do you find it here?
To which I reply easy just type in my search engine and boom I’m here
Hi, how are you?
Lol or wanna watch my on camera while the misses is asleep
Woooooaaa your ass is deeeeeelightful
Now your just plain flirting "
Me flirt!! Iv got undies older than you young lady, but alas you are delightful, OK I'll shut up now |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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When you start off having a reasonable, sensible conversation then suddenly they descend into a mock narration of some scenario from a questionable porn site. It’s a bit tedious no matter how pretty they look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you start off having a reasonable, sensible conversation then suddenly they descend into a mock narration of some scenario from a questionable porn site. It’s a bit tedious no matter how pretty they look "
I did that once |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"When you start off having a reasonable, sensible conversation then suddenly they descend into a mock narration of some scenario from a questionable porn site. It’s a bit tedious no matter how pretty they look I did that once "
How did that work out for you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who mail you saying "Hi guy's how are you have you got any clear face pics" when they have no profile picture or any photos or verification whatsoever ."
Trolls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who mail you saying "Hi guy's how are you have you got any clear face pics" when they have no profile picture or any photos or verification whatsoever .
Trolls"
Them, not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not much in all honesty. It's not like I'd want to meet them anyway. They would be there for objectifying purposes. Hot pics are hot pics, regardless of profile content |
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