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over a year ago
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"I never have sex with anyone who has an IQ lower than 110. I feel I am doing my bit for the better of humankind."
Is that cos you want to make clevva babies?
Mines quite bright
Wanna shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never have sex with anyone who has an IQ lower than 110. I feel I am doing my bit for the better of humankind.
Is that cos you want to make clevva babies?
Mines quite bright
Wanna shag? "
Nah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never have sex with anyone who has an IQ lower than 110. I feel I am doing my bit for the better of humankind.
Is that cos you want to make clevva babies?
Mines quite bright
Wanna shag?
Nah."
Are you turning me down?
I dont get turned down!
Dont you know, I'm gorgeous?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never have sex with anyone who has an IQ lower than 110. I feel I am doing my bit for the better of humankind.
Is that cos you want to make clevva babies?
Mines quite bright
Wanna shag?
Nah.
Are you turning me down?
I dont get turned down!
Dont you know, I'm gorgeous?!?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you turning me down?
I dont get turned down!
Dont you know, I'm gorgeous?!?
But not 11O or above."
Says you
I might be super duper clevva for all you know
After all, my offspring never got his brains from his daddy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"
Are you turning me down?
I dont get turned down!
Dont you know, I'm gorgeous?!?
But not 11O or above.
Says you
I might be super duper clevva for all you know
After all, my offspring never got his brains from his daddy"
Ok. I'll put you down for warming up on.. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"I never have sex with anyone who has an IQ lower than 110. I feel I am doing my bit for the better of humankind."
You sure are, Captain Schrödinger. I'm sure your libidinous behaviour goes down at treat at Mensa meetings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like this OP. Making the prospective shag fill out a questionnaire is a genius idea to get them in the mood for some hot kinky sex.
I used to use copious amounts booze to get women to fuck me. Not any more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mind u- I can still do the last layer of a Rubik’s cube behind my back. That’s how fucking clever I am"
I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than 1 minute from any starting configuration. Nahhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mind u- I can still do the last layer of a Rubik’s cube behind my back. That’s how fucking clever I am
I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than 1 minute from any starting configuration. Nahhhhh"
My record is 42 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mind u- I can still do the last layer of a Rubik’s cube behind my back. That’s how fucking clever I am
I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than 1 minute from any starting configuration. Nahhhhh"
For the record that don't mean anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you make them do an IQ test before fucking them?
That's a fine looking sausage.
Why thank you I wanna see that Hot Dog on Rate My Plate Queeny "
The closed group? I just put it up |
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"Do you make them do an IQ test before fucking them?
That's a fine looking sausage.
Why thank you I wanna see that Hot Dog on Rate My Plate Queeny
The closed group? I just put it up " Haha Awesome |
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