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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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Bear with this..........
And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)
So it ses in the bible that god made the world.
God separated the land from the sea,s.
God made all the plants, flowers and trees
God made all the animals and insects.
Blar Blar blar.......
Then to look after his creation god made adam.
Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.
So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........
Ok ......
So god made adam #man.
Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....
So in short......
According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy... 
Wots your thort on this ? 
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"Lilith.
Ok ?  "
Lilith was made from the same soil as Adam , and was his first wife . They fell out as she felt that she was equal to him , and wouldn’t allow him to fuck her in the missionary position . She wanted to go on top to have superiority . She left him . |
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But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?
And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lilith.
Ok ?
Lilith was made from the same soil as Adam , and was his first wife . They fell out as she felt that she was equal to him , and wouldn’t allow him to fuck her in the missionary position . She wanted to go on top to have superiority . She left him ."
Ok. Never hard that bit before.
Ps,just for the record I'm not religious in any way. |
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"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?
And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???
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Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it  |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?
And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???
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Wot a good question. |
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"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?
And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???
Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it "
Or he did |
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"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?
And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???
Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it
Or he did "
One of them was sodding a potage |
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"Bear with this..........
And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)
So it ses in the bible that god made the world.
God separated the land from the sea,s.
God made all the plants, flowers and trees
God made all the animals and insects.
Blar Blar blar.......
Then to look after his creation god made adam.
Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.
So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........
Ok ......
So god made adam #man.
Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....
So in short......
According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy...
Wots your thort on this ?
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There not much women making this man happy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All praise should be reserved for our one true lord, he with the noodly appendage born from the waters and carbohydrates.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his church of Pastafarianism |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Bear with this..........
And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)
So it ses in the bible that god made the world.
God separated the land from the sea,s.
God made all the plants, flowers and trees
God made all the animals and insects.
Blar Blar blar.......
Then to look after his creation god made adam.
Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.
So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........
Ok ......
So god made adam #man.
Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....
So in short......
According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy...
Wots your thort on this ?
There not much women making this man happy "
Your not alown thow. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"All praise should be reserved for our one true lord, he with the noodly appendage born from the waters and carbohydrates.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his church of Pastafarianism "
Lol arrrm ok ? |
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