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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: hachooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: hachooooooooo"

God I know who that is! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:So I tried in vain to take your pain but all I did was give you a migraine. Please accept these beautiful flowers as a sign of deepest apology. I know your allergic to flowers but it’s the thought that counts. Love and kisses. J xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: hachooooooooo

God I know who that is! Lol "
not a clue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is everyone

"
hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is everyone

hello

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is everyone

hello

Hello

"
chuckle it's rather quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is everyone

hello

Hello

chuckle it's rather quiet

It is indeed....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Hey Cheeky69 stick that leather skirt on, head up the M5 and lets find out what you sound like!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:Babs - you are better than all of the sexy Vs in the world. All of them.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Message:Babs - you are better than all of the sexy Vs in the world. All of them.

Awwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:Rubi has fabulous tits, PMF is a wonderfully funny Ebola patient, Taff seems like a genuine awesome guy and Cheeky is always lovely and caring!

If I missed somebody I'm sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:Taff is simply the nicest, friendliest fella on the forums. We could all learn a thing or two from him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:Dear olov,

Even if things are changing soon you know how i will still feel about you.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:

Tea Monkey! Sexy as sexy comes that one is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:

Oh Mixed Mister has sparkly eyes and beautiful thighs.

Amazing skin and a pretty grin.

Watching him eat is a wonderful treat.

I want to invite to along for a sexual meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

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hope it picks up soon.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Rubi gives off the impression she is slightly mean but I have not met a more caring sweet person on here yet to date. She always gives me the time of day and makes it just that little bit brighter x sweet lady, hope to chat to for a very long time x

(I swear I didn't write this!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Meli, you adorable geek you!

You have the wit of Noel Coward and the sex appeal of Nigella. I think I have found one of my tribe

From an admirer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Dont know Kelly as much I would like but what a fabulous arse and she always seems so warm and funny in threads x seemingly a awesome lady x

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message:

Tea Monkey! Sexy as sexy comes that one is!

Oh! I assumed that was from theTeaLady, apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dont know Kelly as much I would like but what a fabulous arse and she always seems so warm and funny in threads x seemingly a awesome lady x "
aww who ever you are. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Hey Cheeky69 stick that leather skirt on, head up the M5 and lets find out what you sound like!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Cheeky and I dont seem to speak much but I think she is bloody epic! Little beauty and funny to boot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Message:

Tea Monkey! Sexy as sexy comes that one is!

Oh! I assumed that was from theTeaLady, apparently not! "

I can't reveal the sources

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Tea Monkey is amazing. The fact he is sexy is a bonus, if only he would kiss my feet

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By *on a MangerMan over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Message: Cheeky and I dont seem to speak much but I think she is bloody epic! Little beauty and funny to boot"

Whoops i read that first as funny old boot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Cheeky and I dont seem to speak much but I think she is bloody epic! Little beauty and funny to boot

Whoops i read that first as funny old boot

Cheeky you are

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Good repeat thread Rubi ... worked well before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good repeat thread Rubi ... worked well before

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yes thank you Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good repeat thread Rubi ... worked well before

yes thank you Rubi x"

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good repeat thread Rubi ... worked well before

yes thank you Rubi x

didnt get involved much but yep

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message: Tea Monkey is amazing. The fact he is sexy is a bonus, if only he would kiss my feet

Now that is an offer too good to refuse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good repeat thread Rubi ... worked well before

yes thank you Rubi x"

Agreed thank you rubi

Mrscxxx

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By *ddiejonesMan over a year ago

brombourgh

Hi I’m new

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

Erm....very nice

mine has a hammer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

Erm....very nice

mine has a hammer"

Does he hammer in the morning? Hammer in the evening?

Or just can't touch it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

Erm....very nice

mine has a hammer

Does he hammer in the morning? Hammer in the evening?

Or just can't touch it?"

Lol I cant even think of a comeback!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

Erm....very nice

mine has a hammer

Does he hammer in the morning? Hammer in the evening?

Or just can't touch it?

Lol I cant even think of a comeback!

Thor thubject?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Hi I’m new"

Hello, welcom

You will be better posting in the introductions forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: I don’t believe in god my god is the dark lord

Erm....very nice

mine has a hammer

Does he hammer in the morning? Hammer in the evening?

Or just can't touch it?

Lol I cant even think of a comeback!

Thor thubject?"

Thor like you wouldn't believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message:Taff is simply the nicest, friendliest fella on the forums. We could all learn a thing or two from him

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aww golly gosh thank you

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hello.

Hello"

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

"
is it me your looking for...i can see it in oops sorry wrong thread x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Stingly Byron.

I still cant forget how you convinced the gentleman behind the desk that you were too tired to drive any farther( although to be fair you had drove quite a way to meet me). I really enjoyed that afternoon. Although doubt you remember me xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:I’m scared that my cancer is going to come back, I’ve had a sore throat for s week..

I know it’s lame, but scares the shit out of me especially as my earache and headaches are back too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message:I’m scared that my cancer is going to come back, I’ve had a sore throat for s week..

I know it’s lame, but scares the shit out of me especially as my earache and headaches are back too...."

Whoever you are I hope you have someone to talk to IRL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I just say it?

There is on Fab a young lady

She is too far but so pretty

I wish I could hold her

And yes I have told her

I smile when she gets in touch

Even if to say not much

One day I hope to make her happy

May be even feel a little dizzy

There is on Fab a young lady

Who reading this may get back to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message:I’m scared that my cancer is going to come back, I’ve had a sore throat for s week..

I know it’s lame, but scares the shit out of me especially as my earache and headaches are back too...."
i think i know who you are and i hope everything's ok. Sending hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Oh Hepatica, how I long to get inside your apple catcher knickers and release that hairy growler of a quim, as we make sweet love in a yurt somewhere far from WiFi and the online world, but we wont find a better connection, listening to the sweet sounds of some dub reggae.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Oh Hepatica, how I long to get inside your apple catcher knickers and release that hairy growler of a quim, as we make sweet love in a yurt somewhere far from WiFi and the online world, but we wont find a better connection, listening to the sweet sounds of some dub reggae."

Totes got the fanny gallops now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Secret Service you say?

President.

America.

Bomb.

ISIS.

Downing Street.

A quick “hello” to all the Feds and global government agencies looking in at a casual sex site forum after having trigger words alert on their population monitoring software

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Message: To Stingly Byron.

Oh I know who wrote that.......

What a fantastic afternoon and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Right I have sent enough of these now! You're all wonderful but am feeling my niceness has now been expended wonderful people you all are, and this is definitely Rubi writing this x.

(It wasn't)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people"

That's a cryptic one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people"

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Cheeky and I dont seem to speak much but I think she is bloody epic! Little beauty and funny to boot"

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people

That's a cryptic one "
mmm a strokey chin one that one , who could it jolly well be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people

That's a cryptic one mmm a strokey chin one that one , who could it jolly well be

Something to ponder surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

You are all rather splendid. Your comments ,larks and chuckles keep both Pooch and I smiling .

Hurrah you spiffing people

That's a cryptic one mmm a strokey chin one that one , who could it jolly well be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a great thread

been funny reading some of these

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Hepatica -

I think the sweetest thing will be tasting your cherry, you impishly beautiful woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To all the lovely chaps who've sent me flaccid cock pics today, thank you, you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: After seeing you regularly for all this time I can't get you out of my head and realise that I have feelings for you. I don't want anything to change between us, what we have is amazing. I don't expect anything from you we both have our own lives with our own families and that's exactly how I want it to continue. But I would love to have the guts to tell you to your face exactly what you mean to me. I love the time we spend together. I love looking into your eyes and your handsome face. I look forward to every moment we spend together. Long may it continue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww some of these are sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Yeh it’s probably me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl."

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: For Autumn76 ... Oh that you will again meet once more that I may indulge your delights and vegetables ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one"

Except it’s not for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they are not willing to see they have been a dick I'm not willing to spell it out. Hey ho,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!"

Boys will be boys

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!"

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

We could, I just need to watch his horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins "

Can we do furthest rather than highest? I’m short and start at a disadvantage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins

Can we do furthest rather than highest? I’m short and start at a disadvantage "

I’ll lift you up

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

We could, I just need to watch his horn"

I'll watch it for you, don't worry.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins

Can we do furthest rather than highest? I’m short and start at a disadvantage

I’ll lift you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

Find a wall ... who pisses highest wins

Can we do furthest rather than highest? I’m short and start at a disadvantage

I’ll lift you up

I would very much enjoy your support

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

We could, I just need to watch his horn

I'll watch it for you, don't worry. "

Can I help?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Nice thread Rubi, always nice to see a bit of anonymous love going around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Message to who ever wrote the cancer coming back message:-

Mine came back, I knew it was back 3 months before the doctors could see it. But I am still here, I beat it again, so can you stay strong, stay positive. And if you have to fight, fight hard. Love & luck, from a survivor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

We could, I just need to watch his horn

I'll watch it for you, don't worry.

Can I help?

Traitor!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Message to who ever wrote the cancer coming back message:-

That is really lovely and gave me goosebumps, what a really lovely thing to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: 13 isn't always unlucky! Happy anniversary. Looking forward to more "us time".

You know who you are! X

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Message: To a most beautiful man,

Talking with you feels like home.

A gorgeous girl.

Move over guys, I’ll take care of this one

Except it’s not for you.

I saw it first and planted my flag!

Could the two of you wrestle for it? Happy to judge

We could, I just need to watch his horn

I'll watch it for you, don't worry.

Can I help?

Traitor!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: 2 all my ladys I'm sending u a friend request i know i have no friends pics but I show u mine already, a real G laid bare time 4 u 2 show me urs but dont worry I seen enough 2 know I wanna bone u anyway so dont worry about me being put off or nowt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?"

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Dear women of Fab,

Spread your legs and let me penetrate you.

From Lib

Am I doing this right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Dear women of Fab,

Spread your legs and let me penetrate you.

From Lib

Am I doing this right?"

That’s lovely Lib

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: For Autumn76 ... Oh that you will again meet once more that I may indulge your delights and vegetables ..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Lib: very smart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANONYMOUS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!"

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness, Lady, were no crime. We would sit down and think which way To walk and pass our long love's day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Can't wait til Saturday.. listening for your heels walking to join me in my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Can't wait til Saturday.. listening for your heels walking to join me in my car"
i might be wrong but think thats for me...if wrong sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here* "

If you don’t get your weapon down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here*

If you don’t get your weapon down..."

Are there cock fights happening. How exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: You'll always be my favourite cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here*

If you don’t get your weapon down...

Are there cock fights happening. How exciting

Peacock display rather than proper cock fight but hope you enjoy nonetheless

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here*

If you don’t get your weapon down...

Are there cock fights happening. How exciting

Peacock display rather than proper cock fight but hope you enjoy nonetheless "

Sword fight!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: A missed opportunity. Will we ever get the chance we had hoped for?

Sorry gazelle, this one is the one for me!

Haha, gazelle, oh that’s brilliant, how on Earth did you come up with that ?! *still laughing here*

If you don’t get your weapon down...

Are there cock fights happening. How exciting

Peacock display rather than proper cock fight but hope you enjoy nonetheless

Sword fight!!!! "

Pocket knives at best

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time."

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love."

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Rubidoux,

I love you more than Scooby Doo

And that’s a lot,

Because you’re hot ,

You’ve done this thread

Let’s go to bed

I know I’ll get no luck

But fancy a fuck?

Ooooooh I wonder who it's from?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: I would give up my 2003 Corsa, wife and 6 kids and all my benifits just to spend a day with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: For Meli; I'm genuinely hopeless at spotting someone who's flirting with me, so I really don't know if you're serious. I live in hope.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Rubidoux-I don't have a message for anyone, I just want to be included in the book of secrets, when it comes out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

There are NO SECRETS ON FAB.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

Cracking bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?"

I think we should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

There are NO SECRETS ON FAB..... "

oh, there’s loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quiet today! Is everyone too busy actually messaging each other?!

There are NO SECRETS ON FAB.....

oh, there’s loads

Secrets are something between two ppl lololol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I think we should.

I suggest if we have 10 favourable votes we do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: For Sale: 2002 Ford Fiesta - five doors.

One years MOT although (by a bloody miracle!)

Rust every bloody where, doors hanging off and the tracking is fucked to buggery.

£200 or nearest offer.

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By *onderstuff73mMan over a year ago

Brum

"Message:I’m scared that my cancer is going to come back, I’ve had a sore throat for s week..

I know it’s lame, but scares the shit out of me especially as my earache and headaches are back too...."

Wow. Sending the biggest hugs and all my thoughts to the owner of this...hope the best for you and yours x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this thread it's made me smile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Her Majesty Queen Leviosa,

so pleased to see you have said it is a wee Prince joining your Royal Family His Royal smallness will be spoilt by both you and King.

Make sure that LisaB is his Fairy Fabmother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I think we should.

I suggest if we have 10 favourable votes we do it!"

I will give you 8 votes, just need two more from yourselves and make that leap into possibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To Her Majesty Queen Leviosa,

so pleased to see you have said it is a wee Prince joining your Royal Family His Royal smallness will be spoilt by both you and King.

Make sure that LisaB is his Fairy Fabmother."

She will be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: For Sale: 2002 Ford Fiesta - five doors.

One years MOT although (by a bloody miracle!)

Rust every bloody where, doors hanging off and the tracking is fucked to buggery.

£200 or nearest offer."

a wonderful thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: For Courtney;

https://youtu.be/QIJo9rXMizM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?"

I want to be on the profile with you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I want to be on the profile with you both

A sandwich rather than couple profile, why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I want to be on the profile with you both

A sandwich rather than couple profile, why not?"

Me, you and Gazelle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a single message for me though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a single message for me though

Me neither. I’m too upset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/04/19 11:18:12]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I want to be on the profile with you both

A sandwich rather than couple profile, why not?

Me, you and Gazelle

Like a safari, you’ll be the fox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. I want you, I so want to kiss you and hear your voice and be on my knees before you. You are my fantasy and have been for such a long time.

Melchior, this ones for you my love.

Should we start a couple’s profile you and I?

I want to be on the profile with you both

A sandwich rather than couple profile, why not?

Me, you and Gazelle

Like a safari, you’ll be the fox"

Do foxes have boobs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To Nora The Explorer,

I love the way you peer over your glasses, you have so much specs appeal xxx

If I could get my scrawny arse over more often, I'd love to take you out for dinner and if I'm lucky give you a bloody good snog xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To the lovely fever tree.

We have never met but you have sent me a few lovely messages. You wont know who this is but thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Nora the Explorer .

Simply gorgeous pictures , you do make me chuckle in the forums which is splendid .

You need a map and back pack and head to N Wales x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Brace yourself liverpool in 7 days your city will rock buildings will crumble to the sound of explosive orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To Nora The Explorer,

I love the way you peer over your glasses, you have so much specs appeal xxx

If I could get my scrawny arse over more often, I'd love to take you out for dinner and if I'm lucky give you a bloody good snog xxx"

Ahhhh soon my lovely I’ll bring the gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Nora the Explorer .

Simply gorgeous pictures , you do make me chuckle in the forums which is splendid .

You need a map and back pack and head to N Wales x x"

Hmmm wonder who this is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: hydration is key muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Fucky Wucky Twatspangling Cuntshucffing Titwank .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: to sensuallover1000

I'll get you one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To the lovely fever tree.

We have never met but you have sent me a few lovely messages. You wont know who this is but thank you x"
Aww bless you

I don't bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Fucky Wucky Twatspangling Cuntshucffing Titwank ."

Poetic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Fucky Wucky Twatspangling Cuntshucffing Titwank .

Poetic

It’s a winner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: wanted, 2002 Ford Fiesta - five door.

Must have a years MOT.

Circa £250.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Am I really allowed to tell someone they're a douche?! So...... tempted.....to ..... say...... the...name......

Nah, I'm too nice

Just wanna say you, Rubidoux, are scrummy! Oh, and Meli is lush too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: Am I really allowed to tell someone they're a douche?! So...... tempted.....to ..... say...... the...name......

Nah, I'm too nice

Just wanna say you, Rubidoux, are scrummy! Oh, and Meli is lush too

"
guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To whoever was interested in my Ford Fiesta: It’s a deal!

One slight problem I should mention however......the clutch has just gone caput so you will likely need to bring a tow truck along with you. Nonetheless it’s a real bargain at the price and as I’m so generous, I’ll even throw in a non working Hitachi TV as a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message: To the lovely fever tree.

We have never met but you have sent me a few lovely messages. You wont know who this is but thank you x"

Curiosity is killing me now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: Message to the weather gods: Please please let it happen!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message: To whoever is selling the Ford Fiesta, is it blue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Message:

I love you my girl 6.5 days

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

This thread always makes me smile, so lovely

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Message:

I love you my girl 6.5 days"

Week tomorrow

Thanks Rubi, lovely thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message:

I love you my girl 6.5 days

Week tomorrow

Thanks Rubi, lovely thread

"
u lost a day lol week today

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Message:

I love you my girl 6.5 days

Week tomorrow

Thanks Rubi, lovely thread

u lost a day lol week today

Ha ha think I’ve lost my mind today... I mean just checking you were paying attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, I left a message on this thread but the guy I left it for didn't leave me one so I guess I need to be more subtle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message:

I love you my girl 6.5 days

Week tomorrow

Thanks Rubi, lovely thread

u lost a day lol week today

Ha ha think I’ve lost my mind today... I mean just checking you were paying attention

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