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We need to get all the men offov here.....
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though? "
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha |
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"
I'm actually hurt* by that comment 
*indifferent but hey ho  |
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha
I'm actually hurt* by that comment
*indifferent but hey ho "
And NO keepin truck with the indifferent ones.... they go second. |
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"
Take your glasses off Granny , there’s loads  |
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"What do you suggest GC?
Could hide all the young fanny ??
No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden.
** Puts both hands on her ha'penny."
I thought it was called a tuppence? Is yours only a quarter of the size?  |
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha
Take your glasses off Granny , there’s loads "
Don't be daft ...... if I take my specs of they'd all get shafted... |
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"Set up a UK wide, male only version of the Hunger Games.
It'll thin the herd somewhat. "
K.... will all the camp blokes NOT argue over who is Katniss please..
I could play her.....im really beautiful ...... I could be called catpiss...
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"all the men who want to be shot at.......line up there please......
You know someone will be wanking over that right?"
Yeah well .... lure them in .... I didn't tell them it was by other blokes  without guns |
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"What do you suggest GC?
Could hide all the young fanny ??
No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden. "
Ummmm, chastity belts for all? Replace all out profile pics and galleries with pics of Trump? |
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"How are we gonna do it ?
All the woman hide their profiles and have blank avatars, we will soon get bored of chatting to silhouettes."
You underestimate your fellow man's imaginations. |
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"How are we gonna do it ?
All the woman hide their profiles and have blank avatars, we will soon get bored of chatting to silhouettes.
You underestimate your fellow man's imaginations."
Quite. Even the whiff of 'woman' written in a totally blank profile is another to get some mens juices flowing |
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"What do you suggest GC?
Could hide all the young fanny ??
No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden.
** Puts both hands on her ha'penny.
I thought it was called a tuppence? Is yours only a quarter of the size? "
I can't think straight in old money |
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"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!
*that awkward moment when someone takes something funny way too serious....."
Thought it was a dads army reference |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
Fab is free"
Ghengis......... Ghengis ..... Ghengis Khan ..... ( to the muzac of Boney M )
So it is ....... what is 100% of ZERO ? |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
Yes Seb. I am. I am so cocky now.
Cos i'm worth it. x "
Anyway - just a granny. I’m a great granny so how about that then??? |
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"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?
Can we keep a few nice ones though?
Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha
I'm actually hurt* by that comment
*indifferent but hey ho
And NO keepin truck with the indifferent ones.... they go second."
What about well dressed glasses wearers that are relatively harmless? |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?"
First, it doesn't mean that at all.
Second, Fab is free.
Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"
Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.
You're welcome. |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
First, it doesn't mean that at all.
Second, Fab is free.
Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"
Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.
You're welcome. "
But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest. |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
First, it doesn't mean that at all.
Second, Fab is free.
Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"
Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.
You're welcome.
But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest. "
Not a joke 
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
No space in my think bucket...... overload overload ! |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
First, it doesn't mean that at all.
Second, Fab is free.
Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"
Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.
You're welcome.
But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest.
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
No space in my think bucket...... overload overload !"
Sit yourself down, stick the kettle on, make yourself comfy and put your slippers o....... hold on, I've not thought that through...... |
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"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?
First, it doesn't mean that at all.
Second, Fab is free.
Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"
Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.
You're welcome.
But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest.
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
Not a joke
Joke ?
No space in my think bucket...... overload overload !
Sit yourself down, stick the kettle on, make yourself comfy and put your slippers o....... hold on, I've not thought that through......"
Love to but I have to dry my fuzz. I'm going out on the razz..... |
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"what a nice curve you have grandpa
Glad you like x
Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty."
Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag? |
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"what a nice curve you have grandpa
Glad you like x
Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.
Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag? "
Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about. |
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"what a nice curve you have grandpa
Glad you like x
Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.
Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag?
Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about."
It's quite stiff |
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"what a nice curve you have grandpa
Glad you like x
Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.
Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag?
Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about.
It's quite stiff "
So no helicopter then  |
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"There’s many a MF couple on here who, in reality, is just a guy. It’s so obvious it’s cringeworthy. Put me right off “couples “."
Oh that is very true as well,too many false profiles |
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