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Things you wouldn't hear on a sex chat line...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Press 2 to be connected to a saucy nympho slut bag and prepare to start wanking hard... sorry the offices are now closed, press 11 to leave a message.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please say what your fantasy is after the tone...
Caller: bondage
You said feet. Is that correct?
Caller: no
Please say what your fantasy is after the tone....
Caller: BONDAGE
You said grannies. Is that correct?
Caller : NO
Thank you. I am putting you through to an 85 year old woman that will make your fantasy come true. Enjoy and please stay on the line afterwards if you want to partake in our satisfaction survey |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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Calls are charged at £16.99 per minute plus network fees the first 5 seconds are free. To opt out type “hermitageceliapostopblowjobspecialistwithfountainsquirtAnaltappingcallmedaddy before you go go and comeallovermyvirginassandramyourmassivemanweaponupmybumhome“
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. "
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. Thanks for letting us know! "
Erm ... I’m not describing me there!  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Press 1 if you have had an accident in the last 5 years
Press 2 if you've been mis-sold ppi
Press 3 if need anything else, but don't expect to ever be able to use this option as 1 and 2 will tie you up in knots with at least 20 categories and 30 sub categories with additional ones in a 3rd, there is no escape and you wont get anywhere |
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