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By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago
north cornwall |
My sister has come to stay unexpectedly
I have an upset stomach
I have a wheat allergy rash
I just run over the cat
I have to drive my friend up to Birmingham
Some friends have arrived unexpectedly to watch rugby on our sky!
I have fallen off my motorcross bike and broken my leg in multiple places
Sadly at least 3 or 4 prooved to be true!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""i have a time machine to build"  now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?   "
It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood."
Not like you to not have a Plan B ? |
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""i have a time machine to build" now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?
It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel."
lol
I didn't cancel - we haven't arranged the meet - what I need to do is go forward in time and have the meet we haven't arranged yet ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""i have a time machine to build" now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?
It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel.lol
I didn't cancel - we haven't arranged the meet - what I need to do is go forward in time and have the meet we haven't arranged yet ... "
I think you have a faulty starter on it as its not gone anywhere. |
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ? "
Really.... how would you know that? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ?
Really.... how would you know that?"
He has a time machine...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood."
Well if a chap prefers wanking off to porn than getting the real thing, probably not your loss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ?
Really.... how would you know that?"
You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .
What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business . |
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ?
Really.... how would you know that?
You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .
What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business ."
I'd met him before.
I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ?
Really.... how would you know that?
You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .
What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business .
I'd met him before.
I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.
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Would you meet him again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.
Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!
No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.
Not like you to not have a Plan B ?
Really.... how would you know that?
You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .
What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business .
I'd met him before.
I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.
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The cheek , what a real cunt  |
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