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over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate 
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.  "
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx"
As if by magic a unicorn turns up......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx
As if by magic a unicorn turns up...... "
Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx
As if by magic a unicorn turns up...... "
No magic, just the good wishes of a sexy friend! Mwah! Xx |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx
As if by magic a unicorn turns up......
Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market? "
No. Yes. Er no. Maybe. Yes. No.
I'm confused....... |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx
As if by magic a unicorn turns up......
No magic, just the good wishes of a sexy friend! Mwah! Xx"
Lucky bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.
Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!
Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx
As if by magic a unicorn turns up......
Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market?
No. Yes. Er no. Maybe. Yes. No.
I'm confused......."
Well I was a bisexual female who played with couples..... |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate "
Seriously?!
This is a thing?!
Yay!
I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me
I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
Seriously?!
This is a thing?!
Yay!
I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me
I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too "
Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”  |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
Seriously?!
This is a thing?!
Yay!
I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me
I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too
Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out” "
I'm actually on the settee now.
I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.
Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
Seriously?!
This is a thing?!
Yay!
I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me
I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too
Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”
I'm actually on the settee now.
I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.
Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it "
Humph. Flounces off too tired to argue |
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"Day today.
Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate
Seriously?!
This is a thing?!
Yay!
I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me
I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too
Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”
I'm actually on the settee now.
I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.
Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it
Humph. Flounces off too tired to argue "
Oh but Sweetie, you know I love it when you flounce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......"
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap. |
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap. "
It was only a small glass of gin.
I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.
I may have a large glass now.
It's not too early is it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.
It was only a small glass of gin.
I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.
I may have a large glass now.
It's not too early is it? "
It’s never too early for gin  |
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.
It was only a small glass of gin.
I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.
I may have a large glass now.
It's not too early is it?
It’s never too early for gin "
Phew!
Because, seriously, after tackling Tesco I think I've bloody earnt it |
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.
It was only a small glass of gin.
I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.
I may have a large glass now.
It's not too early is it?
It’s never too early for gin "
It's gin o'clock somewhere in the world. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.
Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......
I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.
It was only a small glass of gin.
I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.
I may have a large glass now.
It's not too early is it?
It’s never too early for gin
It's gin o'clock somewhere in the world. "
Yes it is, in my living room |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman?
It's defined as something that's imaginary but you still believe in it."
Well it's can be single bisexual ladies, they're bloody everywhere! |
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