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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you

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By *eorge n DragonCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

You brag about how much sleep you get instead of sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you "
i was wpunded when they didnt have an iron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know what Texan bar was

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By *teve CDMan over a year ago

hull villages

When I struggle putting my stockings on

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You resemble a Klingon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you "

Aww a teapot. Was it short and stout.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can feel draughts

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I get excited about the biscuits in a hotel. One that I’ve used a few times has Tunnocks tea cakes.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"

Hahaha so true!

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

You see someone do something particularly energetic and you think to yourself how much that would make your feet hurt.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Hangovers last days not hours..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You plan how to get home before going on a night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can confidently describe a police officer or doctor ‘they looked about 12!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you feel like the tin man and a good cup of tea and a slice of cake (aunt Sally) is your best fetish

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I get excited about the biscuits in a hotel. One that I’ve used a few times has Tunnocks tea cakes.

Hotel biscuit envy right there. We've got choc chip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you "

When you bring your own teabags to make sure you don't run out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You brag about how much sleep you get instead of sex."

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

I've started doing this in work! The young guy sat near me looks at me like I'm 102.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can feel draughts"

Hahahaha!

That made me laugh a bit too much

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

Or your knees pop like corks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You brag about how much sleep you get instead of sex."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

And when you bend over you wonder where the oof noise came from till you realise it was you!!

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

I was at a night out with mates a few weeks ago and the day after my daughter asked what the bar/nightclub was like and I had to punch myself in the head for saying

“The toilets were clean’

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

Or your knees pop like corks. "

Yep. That too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standing in the queue in a shop and catch sight of the back of your head on the security monitor and wonder who the balding fella is then realise it’s you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was at a night out with mates a few weeks ago and the day after my daughter asked what the bar/nightclub was like and I had to punch myself in the head for saying

“The toilets were clean’

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

you look at elastic waist jeans and think they look comfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can confidently describe a police officer or doctor ‘they looked about 12!’

I think my dentist is about 12 - she told me off about eating sugar the last time I went.

I felt a bit rude because I laughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get one of those catalogues thru the post with stuff in you used to laugh at and wonder why but now find yourself looking at it and thinking hmmmm they’re a good idea!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You've not heard of most of the artists/bands they play on Radio 1 etc.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"You get one of those catalogues thru the post with stuff in you used to laugh at and wonder why but now find yourself looking at it and thinking hmmmm they’re a good idea!!"

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By *eriousGuyABCMan over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

You think of something to say, start saying it, get interupted and then even a second later totally forget what it was you were going to say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You start creaking

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By *inn2000Woman over a year ago

belfast

"I was at a night out with mates a few weeks ago and the day after my daughter asked what the bar/nightclub was like and I had to punch myself in the head for saying

“The toilets were clean’

That actually made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You go to sleep instead of having an FMF threesome. True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i use the expression, “kids these days....add rant here”!!!!

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

"You resemble a Klingon

P "
Or a klingon was on the stern, before the starboard bow.

Beam me up Scotty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you see yourself on the cctv monitor and think whats my bald old uncle doing here and then the terrible truth hits you....but even worse is when you start thinking about using regaine and then the dilemma of do I want more hair on my body aswell as my head or should I just go for a total wax and look like I am on chemotherapy.... I think I’ll just have another cup of tea and a biccie!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I want to go to work in my slippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your son tells you he's seen an "old" film and it's from the eighties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread! Guilty of all the above lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1

Hahaha so true!"

Never mind radio 2...i sometimes catch myself listening to radio 4!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know what Texan bar was"

I loved those! Even remember the adverts... Damn it!

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

When you loose your specs and an hour later realise they are on your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You "culturally reference" something that all your peers would recognise and your adult child looks at you blankly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you loose your specs and an hour later realise they are on your head "

When you spend the day tilting your head up and down trying to focus on your PC while wearing your varifocals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You go to bed at the time you used to head out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're more excited for a night in then you ever were for a night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your children operate in a different timezone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know what Texan bar was

I loved those! Even remember the adverts... Damn it!

Was it just me, or were the Flake and Fry's Turkish Delight erotic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s more cracks when you get up off the sofa than a whore house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you hire a nissan micra over a jag just because its cheaper

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When I could open my own branch of Boots with the amount of fuckin pills I'm on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you wonder why the people on the Saga ads aren't old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you "

I don't think it's an age thing. Some of us just like tea pots.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Things actually click when you get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have a ten minute doze on the bed at a swingers club - true story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You fart in bed with your back to your partner.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Parts of the body no longer referred to as left or right, its my bad foot, dodgy knee etc Fi

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

Some one asks how old your gran daughter is when it's my daughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you realise you can buy a Macarthy and Stone retirement flat!

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

You look in the rear view mirror, and realise you can no longer drive and keep your mouth closed at the same time.....

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By *ish you were here!Couple over a year ago

Kidderminster...ish!

....................

....I forgot.....what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re bored of seeing yourself on fab....or is thatjust me?

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I get excited about the biscuits in a hotel. One that I’ve used a few times has Tunnocks tea cakes.

PRW?

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By *layfulCouple86Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"Your son tells you he's seen an "old" film and it's from the eighties "

I've experienced this and it hurts!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"When you have a ten minute doze on the bed at a swingers club - true story

This genuinely made me laugh out loud

When you find yourself saying the same things to your kids that your parents used to say.

When your excited that your kids are sleeping at a friend's so you can have a good night's sleep.

When you watch someone performing and wonder, "Where do they get the energy from?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"
agreed

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By *anes HubbyCouple over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

..... Your bins go out more than you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An actual tea pot? You're either in a posh hotel or a quaint BbB in the countryside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ask ;what is kik?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone here described Snapchat as old fashioned recently.

Get off my lawn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When seeing a scantily clad lady on a night out, your first thought isn’t “phwaor” but rather “she’ll fucking freeze later”

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When seeing a scantily clad lady on a night out, your first thought isn’t “phwaor” but rather “she’ll fucking freeze later” "

I've been thinking that since my teens

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By *r_BlueEyesMan over a year ago

Manchester

When you have to get up more than once in the night to go for a pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When seeing a scantily clad lady on a night out, your first thought isn’t “phwaor” but rather “she’ll fucking freeze later”

I've been thinking that since my teens

So you’ve been thinking it for ten years ?

Smooooooth.....

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When seeing a scantily clad lady on a night out, your first thought isn’t “phwaor” but rather “she’ll fucking freeze later”

I've been thinking that since my teens

So you’ve been thinking it for ten years ?

Smooooooth....."

Closer to twenty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have to scroll down on an online form for ages to find your year of birth.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When you have to scroll down on an online form for ages to find your year of birth. "

Haha. 2002? Why do they need an online form? They're little kids?

Oh wait.

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

"when it takes you all night long to do what you used to do all night".... You're the oldest Swinger in town.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

When your 21 year old niece asks you ‘tell me about Princess Diana’......

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By *iss behaving2019Woman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"

See I'm at the age where I think Radio 1 still plays better music on the night time especially weekends, when they tend to play Club music or better still up and coming niche dance tracks, whereas Radio 2 tends to dig up lesser known music from the 1940s, marketing jingles from the 50s or such like.

This tells me I'm not quite that old, yet.

However during the day it's Radio 2, no contest. As whilst there's a mix of older music, wildly diversifying, Radio 1 only ever has a playlist of 30 pop tunes max, on a loop. A few of these will be decent, the rest dirge that I wouldn't need forcing in my ears every sodding hour. With the exception of the LiveLounge which offers something different and I often find worth a listen and possibly the Ten Minute takeover when listeners pick tracks not the mostly bloody crap music labels leaning on them, Radio 1 during the day is utter shit. But not as bad as sodding Capital during the days...shudder!

This tells me I am at least old enough to have developed my own taste, rather than just accepting what some promoter wants me to listen to!

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By *iss behaving2019Woman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Wet knickers means that you have just sneezed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you see a film on the TV listings, get excited start waffling at your child "we have to watch that, I love that film"

Then realise you were the same age as your child is now when The Goonies was released.

FTR, he loved it & for 2hrs I was 15 again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"

It does doesn’t it ? Ken Bruce is king of radio.

Vanessa feltz is just bloody annoying

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

You go to reply and forget what the thread was about...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When grey hairs below the belt are your normal colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you can't party until 6am

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By *istress CockneyWoman over a year ago

LONDON

Love those teacakes.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can’t stand up without ‘vocalising’.

Or your knees pop like corks. "

Definitely this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you can't party until 6am

I can manage 3am...just.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you

When you bring your own teabags to make sure you don't run out!"

Oh man, I do this now!

It used to be a bottle opener, now its spare Tetleys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you

When you bring your own teabags to make sure you don't run out!

Oh man, I do this now!

It used to be a bottle opener, now its spare Tetleys. "

Tetleys?

You can go off a person you know...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You get one of those catalogues thru the post with stuff in you used to laugh at and wonder why but now find yourself looking at it and thinking hmmmm they’re a good idea!!"

Oh,yes!Magic grouting cleaner, elasticated sofa covers and a rather nifty kaftan have all caught my eye recently...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In addition to my earlier answer though I was highly excitable about getting to grips with a new purchase I acquired today, 15 years ago this would have meant a new speaker stack or ipod, however today's purchase was....

A new pair of extendable, angled garden shears. Does this mean I am now officially fucked?

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

When you are too excited getting 1000 threadcount bedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you find your first grey pubic hair and the barber offers to trim your eyebrows

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You look out the window and say "it's a good drying day" or if it's raining "it's good for the garden"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rolling my eyes alot more these days... Intolerance? Old age? Or both maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You put your phone back further away to focus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When loud noises irritate you.

Especially loud voices of excitable teenagers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to add I remember my nan used to sit in a silent room when we used to visit.

That's my destiny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When loud noises irritate you.

Especially loud voices of excitable teenagers

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kids screaming in shops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When loud noises irritate you.

Especially loud voices of excitable teenagers

kids screaming in shops

Kids screaming full stop.

I don't want to hear it.

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"Wet knickers means that you have just sneezed"

Or coughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notice you’re sprouting grey chest hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When loud noises irritate you.

Especially loud voices of excitable teenagers

kids screaming in shops

Kids screaming full stop.

I don't want to hear it.

"
Is it wrong to think ball gags for kids is acceptable? Not in a kinky way before anyone starts!

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"

Try being an ardent listener to classic fm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your nose hair grows faster than the hair on your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to explain when you say to young people 'hang up the phone'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You put your phone back further away to focus

Doing it right now!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you actually contemplate booking a SAGA holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You put your phone back further away to focus

Doing it right now!"
we do that with fab sometimes! Haha did we really see that?

haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a cup and saucer rather than a mug.

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mind says "You're in your twenties".

My body says "Yeah... you wish".

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When it's your 40th next week

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By *onygirlieWoman over a year ago

Leicestershire

You enjoy gardening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like a cup and saucer rather than a mug. "

That's just good sense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like a cup and saucer rather than a mug.

That's just good sense. "

I think so too.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Wet knickers means that you have just sneezed"

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

When you bend over to tie your shoe laces, you ask yourself; "What else can I do while I'm down here?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are shouting to you kids every five mins because you dont know how to use something on your new tech.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When you loose your specs and an hour later realise they are on your head "

An ex g/f's Mother was looking for a "lost" contact lens.....She had 2 in the same eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the music is too loud in every shop and restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it's your 40th next week

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we’re off to Vegas to celebrate our 40th and 30th together! Gonna be messy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get out of bed and it’s 5 minutes of shuffling about before you can walk properly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get fed homemade ravioli and beautiful steak from a hay-fed cow in an agriturismo your staying at because all the local hotels are full due to a massive exhibition.

I won’t bother with the hotels in future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!"

When you know that line comes from"the oldest swinger in town"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you get fed homemade ravioli and beautiful steak from a hay-fed cow in an agriturismo your staying at because all the local hotels are full due to a massive exhibition.

I won’t bother with the hotels in future

When you don’t read the OP properly

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"When it's your 40th next week

we’re off to Vegas to celebrate our 40th and 30th together! Gonna be messy!!

Lucky you not jealous at all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your hands look like your grandparents.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cat nap sounds good

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just to add I remember my nan used to sit in a silent room when we used to visit.

That's my destiny

Oh you just made me laugh. Was thinking about this the other day.

My nan was made up to see me but we sat there, drank tea and watched crap tv, generally in silence.

If I was lucky I got crusty bread and a spring onion ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remember how to use the old

Big echo and shovel to draw the fire ?? lol

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

When you so prefer wearing your big girls knickers to wearing anything lacy and skimpy ....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you get fed homemade ravioli and beautiful steak from a hay-fed cow in an agriturismo your staying at because all the local hotels are full due to a massive exhibition.

I won’t bother with the hotels in future

When you don’t read the OP properly

Varifocals are the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you don't know if your cumming or going lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You look forward to going to bed with your electric blanket

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"You look forward to going to bed with your electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start groaning as you rise from chairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you remember the Monty Python bicycle repair man sketch and no one else does

Watched it again for first time in years yesterday and I had tears streaming down my face as it was so funny.

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By *layfull pairingCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When you find yourself looking round garden centres on a Sunday morning instead of nursing a hangover in bed..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is true ........ no laughing or eye rolling....

I shopped. Sat in car eating cheesey puffs and didn't know what i'd done with the pound from the trolley....

Then I realised that I didn't even know what i'd done with the trolley.

I stared at the trolley cage.....

There was no pound in my purse....

And I was sat in the car eating cheesey puffs.....

Do do do do do do do do ...... do do do do do do do do .....

It all felt surreal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you make that involuntary noise when you bend down to pick something up lol.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"When you remember the Monty Python bicycle repair man sketch and no one else does

Watched it again for first time in years yesterday and I had tears streaming down my face as it was so funny.

See how uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You consider buying a coat with a hood.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You have to ask your Grandkid how to use your latest phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much is the price of that again!!

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

"You think that bbc radio 2 plays better music than radio 1"

It's not necessarily better, but the tiny playlist on radio one is annoying. Same songs come round far too often.

And I do enjoy variety.

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By *agmanMan over a year ago

Cockermouth

"When you have a ten minute doze on the bed at a swingers club - true story

I hope you don't sleep with your mouth open!

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By *ippa 63TV/TS over a year ago

St Helens

"You're excited to find a tea pot in your hotel room....

I've just had to have a word with myself!

Over to you "

One for the men sorry. When you you look in Greenwoods window and think that cardigan is not bad.

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By *agmanMan over a year ago

Cockermouth

When you think back to how old you think your own parents were - and realise that in that specific memory they were actually younger than you are now!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

You enjoy a good shit ...more than sex

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You cant remember what you went up stairs for...

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When the program you're watching goes into a break and you can't remember what you're watching after the first advertisement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You finally get a person on the line after spending ten minutes on hold,and you can't remember why you called.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are too afraid to trust a fart

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By *r loveslickinMan over a year ago

Deeside

When you look at age ranges on profiles and think damn !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you say 'fucking kids'

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Your idea of porn is Homes Under The Hammer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know the secret of the black magic box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you just booked a weekend in York because it has fantastic architecture.

Seriously 2 years ago it was Benidorm and Kos

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

When chatting with blokes at work in their 30 about music. And being told that they have never heard of Freddy mercury or queen?

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When chatting with blokes at work in their 30 about music. And being told that they have never heard of Freddy mercury or queen?

WTF

That's just a lack of education

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we are out of Minnie’s preferred age limits lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your looking at national heritage passes

or it just a good intrest to have....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look in the mirror and see your grandad looking back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You make the same noises getting out of bed as you used to being in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you tell your daughter just to dial that number again

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