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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Weird debate time again for me and a few friends. It's the middle of night and everyone else in the house is asleep, you get up and go for a wee do you flush after or do you leave it because you don't want to wake any one else from their sleep?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it’s yellow , let it mellow
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If it’s brown, flush it down"
Ahh see for me if its yellow I'll flush, but a well hydrated clear wee I'll leave and flush in the morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My girls grandparents have this rule; "if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown then flush it down". They're loo always stinks of piss like a carpark stairwell 
I always flush at their house and I hate when they come to visit me, I just follow them arond flushing....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink. "
Not so easy when you're a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman."
Bath?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath? "
Kaitlyn, does that mean you've tried??
Bath is more acceptable than the sink though, but that's a whole different debate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one  "
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it’s yellow , let it mellow
But
If it’s brown, flush it down
Oooops, sorry, beat me too it, I hope we're not related....  "
No we’ve probably watched the same meet the fockers/parents film lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't want to wake anyone up piss out of the window.
Otherwise..... flush. "
What if uncle Jack is d*unk again and has fallen asleep on the lawn?
Or betty from downstairs has gone out for a crafty fag whilst Derek is still asleep? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath?
Kaitlyn, does that mean you've tried??
Bath is more acceptable than the sink though, but that's a whole different debate. "
Kinky bugger, you been watching me secretly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir" "
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it’s yellow , let it mellow
But
If it’s brown, flush it down
Oooops, sorry, beat me too it, I hope we're not related....
No we’ve probably watched the same meet the fockers/parents film lol"
Nah they're not the type of fuckers to watch meet the fockers, their TV only has two channels and they both have four in the name.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to piss in my boss’s coffee cup last thing at night . Leave it overnight. Then make him a coffee next morning after just tipping the piss out. Was a right twat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to piss in my boss’s coffee cup last thing at night . Leave it overnight. Then make him a coffee next morning after just tipping the piss out. Was a right twat"
Just imagine what he did in yours...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I go to open the inward opening door of a public loo ( on the way out), I always pull the oblong , tube shaped handle at the bottom where most ppl wouldn’t touch it. So many dirty feckers never wash their hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath?
Kaitlyn, does that mean you've tried??
Bath is more acceptable than the sink though, but that's a whole different debate.
Kinky bugger, you been watching me secretly? "
Ermmmm.....
I would like to seek instruction from my lawyer before I comment any further. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!! "
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd. "
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to piss in my boss’s coffee cup last thing at night . Leave it overnight. Then make him a coffee next morning after just tipping the piss out. Was a right twat"
thats vile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir" "
Thankyou. I have a forams post going on washing hands after a pee and its making interesting reading |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd.
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home. "
* takes notes * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir"
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands ."
Core you need to read my post  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd.
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home. "
Was student accommodation and I was abit of a lazy twat back then, I'm also rather clumsy when half asleep.
Not that any of that makes it any better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd.
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home.
Was student accommodation and I was abit of a lazy twat back then, I'm also rather clumsy when half asleep.
Not that any of that makes it any better "
I’m surprised you made it into a bottle then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath? "
Done that when there was a huge spider next to the toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd.
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home.
Was student accommodation and I was abit of a lazy twat back then, I'm also rather clumsy when half asleep.
Not that any of that makes it any better
I’m surprised you made it into a bottle then..."
Lucozade bottle, has a wider top  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath?
Done that when there was a huge spider next to the toilet. "
Traps, ummm trap the piss though.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't want to wake anyone up piss out of the window.
Otherwise..... flush.
Only having the top section of my bathroom window that opens I'll stick to weeing in the loo. "
That would make a decent party trick though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath?
Kaitlyn, does that mean you've tried??
Bath is more acceptable than the sink though, but that's a whole different debate. "
I might have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems just as split as we were and I'm very glad that noone (so far) has added in what 1 of friends said with piss in the sink.
Not so easy when you're a woman.
Bath?
Done that when there was a huge spider next to the toilet.
Traps, ummm trap the piss though.... "
The amount of bleach I used back then would have obliterated any urine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once when I shared a house I went in my mates room and there was a pint glass filled with festering piss from (I'm hoping) the night before....
.....who does that ffs????
Shared glasses too!!!!!
I hope you threw all the pint glasses out after that??
Student me used to take an empty bottle with me to bed at night, because my room was on the 5th floor and the toilet was on the 2nd.
I do that kind of thing at a festival but not at home.
Was student accommodation and I was abit of a lazy twat back then, I'm also rather clumsy when half asleep.
Not that any of that makes it any better
I’m surprised you made it into a bottle then...
Lucozade bottle, has a wider top "
A large lenor bottle is bigger (top tip for festivals, or buy a funnel) |
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"When I go to open the inward opening door of a public loo ( on the way out), I always pull the oblong , tube shaped handle at the bottom where most ppl wouldn’t touch it. So many dirty feckers never wash their hands"
Poor you .....a lot of people grab it at the bottom ...
The trick is to open it from the very top with a covered hand. |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
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"Weird debate time again for me and a few friends. It's the middle of night and everyone else in the house is asleep, you get up and go for a wee do you flush after or do you leave it because you don't want to wake any one else from their sleep?
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Men hardly ever flush anyway are your friends all women? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir"
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands ."
I knew there was a reason for me liking you. 
I live alone, drink a lot of water (usually clear, rarely yellow) and don't flush at night unless someone is staying over.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used to piss in my boss’s coffee cup last thing at night . Leave it overnight. Then make him a coffee next morning after just tipping the piss out. Was a right twat"
Why would you do something like that?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As its only me in my wing I flush as it won't disturb anyone 
You really shouldn't lock your other half in the shed at night,it's not good for them."
The shed? He'd be over the moon if he was allowed the shed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As its only me in my wing I flush as it won't disturb anyone
You really shouldn't lock your other half in the shed at night,it's not good for them.
The shed? He'd be over the moon if he was allowed the shed."
Yeah I hid the keys a while back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless they are sleeping in the bath,then of course I'm going to flush?.why wouldn't I?
I'm now starting to wonder just how loud some of your flushers are |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As its only me in my wing I flush as it won't disturb anyone
You really shouldn't lock your other half in the shed at night,it's not good for them.
The shed? He'd be over the moon if he was allowed the shed.
Yeah I hid the keys a while back "
Chicken coop for him again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Weird debate time again for me and a few friends. It's the middle of night and everyone else in the house is asleep, you get up and go for a wee do you flush after or do you leave it because you don't want to wake any one else from their sleep?
Men hardly ever flush anyway are your friends all women?"
It's a mixed group, 5 men, 4 women. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir"
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands .
I knew there was a reason for me liking you.
I live alone, drink a lot of water (usually clear, rarely yellow) and don't flush at night unless someone is staying over.
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There was me thinking it was my eyelashes and cuddles that sealed the deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm clearly very uncivilised but I don't flush in the night if it's just a wee. My eldest is a terrible sleeper and wakes at the least noise. His grumpy shouty self when he's had bad sleep just isn't worth being hygienic and respectable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flush! Leaving even a wee is gross. The others can wear earplugs if the noise bothers them "
My boy is autistic and can't stand the feel of things in his ears. Being gross is the least of my worries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flush! Leaving even a wee is gross. The others can wear earplugs if the noise bothers them
My boy is autistic and can't stand the feel of things in his ears. Being gross is the least of my worries. "
My response was general and aimed at the OP who made no mention of his friends having any such issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flush! Leaving even a wee is gross. The others can wear earplugs if the noise bothers them
My boy is autistic and can't stand the feel of things in his ears. Being gross is the least of my worries.
My response was general and aimed at the OP who made no mention of his friends having any such issues "
Oh OK. I jumped to conclusions as your post immediately followed mine. Sorry. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I used to piss in my boss’s coffee cup last thing at night . Leave it overnight. Then make him a coffee next morning after just tipping the piss out. Was a right twat"
You sound far worse. What a vile thing to do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave a little note saying I will flush it in the morning. I dunno why I live by myself. "
Makes it easier to adapt if someone moves in. Good thinking ahead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I leave a little note saying I will flush it in the morning. I dunno why I live by myself.
Makes it easier to adapt if someone moves in. Good thinking ahead."
If someone moves in I just shout I AM NOW FLUSHING THE TOILET! Just so they aren’t alarmed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I leave a little note saying I will flush it in the morning. I dunno why I live by myself.
Makes it easier to adapt if someone moves in. Good thinking ahead.
If someone moves in I just shout I AM NOW FLUSHING THE TOILET! Just so they aren’t alarmed. "
Or if you don't flush, wake them to let them know it was because you didnt want to wake them with the flusher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I leave a little note saying I will flush it in the morning. I dunno why I live by myself.
Makes it easier to adapt if someone moves in. Good thinking ahead.
If someone moves in I just shout I AM NOW FLUSHING THE TOILET! Just so they aren’t alarmed.
Or if you don't flush, wake them to let them know it was because you didnt want to wake them with the flusher. "
Sage advice. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir"
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands .
I knew there was a reason for me liking you.
I live alone, drink a lot of water (usually clear, rarely yellow) and don't flush at night unless someone is staying over.
There was me thinking it was my eyelashes and cuddles that sealed the deal "
Don't forget your willingness to flash your abs. |
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"Nope! Just a wee, save water and flush in the morning! Number 2 flush it through!
Peach x
If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down
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^ this. We forget in England just how valuable water is but if you've ever lived somewhere with a genuine shortage of water ie you can't rely on it to always be in the taps, you live by that mantra.
When I was a kid in Egypt in the late 70s early 80s my family lived in a flat at the top of a 150 year old block. We only had running water between midnight and 5am, we had to stockpile water at night to use throughout the day and even if we had to flush number 2 we had to limit ourselves to a cup or two of water to chase it down with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always flush. I don't care who it wakes up I'm flushing. Toilet technology hasn't really changed much since ever. Luckily the boffins are working on it!!
In the future we won't need water to flush our bogs. It'll all be zapped by plasma or something far too technical for me to understand. |
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"When I go to open the inward opening door of a public loo ( on the way out), I always pull the oblong , tube shaped handle at the bottom where most ppl wouldn’t touch it. So many dirty feckers never wash their hands"
Or keep the paper towel in your hand after drying them and use this to hold the handle. Thats how we are trained to turn off taps where i work in catering! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flush. And always wash your hands. See my forams post to get that one
The amount of guys who don't wash their hands makes me , I reckon 50% it's grim.....
"nice to meet you sir"
Always ALWAYS wash your hands, I mutter "wrongun" at people in public toilets when they leave and don't wash their hands. I do it louder if they've come out of a cubicle. Sometimes the person will actually then turn back to wash their hands .
I knew there was a reason for me liking you.
I live alone, drink a lot of water (usually clear, rarely yellow) and don't flush at night unless someone is staying over.
There was me thinking it was my eyelashes and cuddles that sealed the deal
Don't forget your willingness to flash your abs."
I don't like to back down from a dare, so technically I had no choice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always flush. I don't care who it wakes up I'm flushing. Toilet technology hasn't really changed much since ever. Luckily the boffins are working on it!!
In the future we won't need water to flush our bogs. It'll all be zapped by plasma or something far too technical for me to understand."
Newer toilets use suction rather than water to flush (abit like and airplane toilet), so there's alot less water usage. Saying that ive only seen a few places with them so far. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"When I go to open the inward opening door of a public loo ( on the way out), I always pull the oblong , tube shaped handle at the bottom where most ppl wouldn’t touch it. So many dirty feckers never wash their hands
Or keep the paper towel in your hand after drying them and use this to hold the handle. Thats how we are trained to turn off taps where i work in catering!"
I don’t touch the door handle either ... germs! |
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