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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just asked someone to send me a pic of them with their tongue out, eyes crossed and a finger up their nose. I was impressed that they actually did it.
It got me thinking about attraction and the funny little things people do that make us go "yeah, this person is on my wavelength".
What's the weirdest thing someone has done to impress you? Did it work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more...... "
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you. "
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! "
I want a refund. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! I want a refund. "
Voucher? |
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In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! I want a refund.
Voucher? "
Does the store have a branch in Scotland? I'm not coming all the way back down there to spend it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit "
Haha! That is weird but also helpful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! I want a refund.
Voucher?
Does the store have a branch in Scotland? I'm not coming all the way back down there to spend it! "
Five shags with Steve at a location of your choosing.... .....you know I'm great at layby sex....  |
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit
Haha! That is weird but also helpful "
It was nice of her , if a little strange . But then not to contact me ever again was even weirder . I have no idea what she's up to nowadays |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit "
Is she still single, can you put me in touch? |
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit
Is she still single, can you put me in touch? "
Haha. Not spoke to her in 18 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit
Is she still single, can you put me in touch? Haha. Not spoke to her in 18 years "
I need me a gf like that!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit
Haha! That is weird but also helpful It was nice of her , if a little strange . But then not to contact me ever again was even weirder . I have no idea what she's up to nowadays "
Maybe you just have a really dirty house and she couldn't bring herself to come back? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing springs to mind. Sorry we need to find you some more spontaneous ladies.
I’ll give you a high five if you do "
That won't be enough to impress me!  |
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"In the early days of the interweb , this girl I was chatting to travelled from York down to my town ( around 175 miles ) to see me. She stayed over for the night and I had to go to work on the Monday. When i got home, she had cleaned my whole flat , ironed my clothes and hung them in in my wardrobe. This was after knowing her 1 day . She had gone home when I got back from work , and she never contacted me again . That was some weird shit
Haha! That is weird but also helpful It was nice of her , if a little strange . But then not to contact me ever again was even weirder . I have no idea what she's up to nowadays
Maybe you just have a really dirty house and she couldn't bring herself to come back? "
Not a chance I'm borderline OCD for neatness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing springs to mind. Sorry we need to find you some more spontaneous ladies.
I’ll give you a high five if you do "
Is that something kinky I'm not yet aware of....?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t know if it was to impress me but I got the same man to write my name on his cock and then jizz in a glass and drink it. He did both (and then for some reason he sent me a video of him fucking himself in the ass with his dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know if it was to impress me but I got the same man to write my name on his cock and then jizz in a glass and drink it. He did both (and then for some reason he sent me a video of him fucking himself in the ass with his dildo "
Ssshhhhhh....  |
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
I BELONG TO YOU!!!! I want a refund. "
you can only have refund with the original receipt! without it all you get is a credit note!! lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was a teen, a boy sat on the pavement outside my house for hours in the hope i’d go out with him. He must have been freezing. "
I did this when I was younger and fancied a girl that lived a few streets away and I drew hearts on the pavement with my initial and hers and a big arrow through it haha how sad was I |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a girl do that for me as a kid, she was the year below at school and actually really pretty and popular....
......I never went out to meet her because I was a "boy" and I wasn't even thinking of girls at the time, I was a late developer..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing springs to mind. Sorry we need to find you some more spontaneous ladies.
I’ll give you a high five if you do
That won't be enough to impress me! "
I didn’t know I was trying to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suicide threats and self harm. They always seem to do it. I literally have no idea why they think it’ll make someone like them."
Holy fuck, I forgot about that!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He didn’t do it to impress me, he just did it because I asked and he’s very obliging  but I received a video of someone eating a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. It was a highlight, I’m not going to lie "
He sounds like a nice guy, keep hold of that one  |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"He didn’t do it to impress me, he just did it because I asked and he’s very obliging but I received a video of someone eating a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. It was a highlight, I’m not going to lie "
Lucky you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just remembered the guy I said I'd meet if he drew a moustache on his face with a Sharpie. I didn't think he would actually do it! "
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Did you live up to your end of the bargain and was said moustache still visible if you did? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just remembered the guy I said I'd meet if he drew a moustache on his face with a Sharpie. I didn't think he would actually do it!
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Did you live up to your end of the bargain and was said moustache still visible if you did? "
I did although I was planning to meet him anyway
It was still there, he only lived 5 min away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you. "
Did it work though Rubi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just remembered the guy I said I'd meet if he drew a moustache on his face with a Sharpie. I didn't think he would actually do it!
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Did you live up to your end of the bargain and was said moustache still visible if you did?
I did although I was planning to meet him anyway
It was still there, he only lived 5 min away "
Brilliant! Last question, what type of moustache was it . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You did used to write me some pretty blinding veri's though, when you loved me more......
I just tried to make you attractive to other people so I could get rid of you.
Did it work though Rubi? "
No he still hangs around like a bad smell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just remembered the guy I said I'd meet if he drew a moustache on his face with a Sharpie. I didn't think he would actually do it!
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Did you live up to your end of the bargain and was said moustache still visible if you did?
I did although I was planning to meet him anyway
It was still there, he only lived 5 min away
Brilliant! Last question, what type of moustache was it . "
One of those fancy curly ones. Made better only by the fact he only had a green pen |
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By *abs..Woman
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"He didn’t do it to impress me, he just did it because I asked and he’s very obliging but I received a video of someone eating a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. It was a highlight, I’m not going to lie
Lucky you "
It was a work of art |
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By *abs..Woman
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"He didn’t do it to impress me, he just did it because I asked and he’s very obliging but I received a video of someone eating a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. It was a highlight, I’m not going to lie
He sounds like a nice guy, keep hold of that one "
With both hands |
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