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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning all,

I called into Marks & Spencer on the way to work this morning, to buy some bananas. The packet says "minimum 4 fingers" - did they think a customer wouldn't know that?!

Can't bet a good 'nana in the morning, eh?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like bananas

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I love bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shouldn't that be maximum 4 fingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shouldn't that be maximum 4 fingers?

It could have said min or max, point is we can see how many are in there...why tell us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn't that be maximum 4 fingers?

It could have said min or max, point is we can see how many are in there...why tell us?"

So you can complain if there are less than 4.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn't that be maximum 4 fingers?

Yes totally agree as anymore than that it would become a fisting of Bananas !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve bought the baby bananas this morning. No minimum on the packet but looks like a hand in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whose hand?

Just noticed the label says do not refrigerate, yet they were on the chilled shelves.

I dunno, tut tut, standards aren't what they used to be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose hand?

Just noticed the label says do not refrigerate, yet they were on the chilled shelves.

I dunno, tut tut, standards aren't what they used to be!"

Mine were by the check out queue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all,

I called into Marks & Spencer on the way to work this morning, to buy some bananas. The packet says "minimum 4 fingers" - did they think a customer wouldn't know that?!

Can't bet a good 'nana in the morning, eh?!"

M&S can be overtly specific did you count them to make sure you got your full 4?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had to count on my fingers. Well, I had to borrow the banana fingers but I managed it in the end.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I think it's banana time

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"I don’t like bananas "
Why?o

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old wifie goes into the grocers and asks for a nice big cucumber . Lad behind the counter asks if she'd like it sliced. Not at all sonny she says . I haven't got a slot machine down there y'know !!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Why were you buying them in packet? Buy loose!! Our M&S hangs them on hooks

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Morning all,

I called into Marks & Spencer on the way to work this morning, to buy some bananas. The packet says "minimum 4 fingers" - did they think a customer wouldn't know that?!

Can't bet a good 'nana in the morning, eh?!"

In the Springfield store it's a minimum 3 fingers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn't that be maximum 4 fingers?

It could have said min or max, point is we can see how many are in there...why tell us?"

In case there are only 3 in there and we've been swindled.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Sainsbury's sell bananas in a polythene bag which says "bananas. Delicious when peeled".

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