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Fat and funny? Or Fit and horrible
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling."
You're too fit to be funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling."
...and the joke is what could Fat and Funny do (being fat and funny whilst doing it) that would be any more humiliating
than the extremes already being dished out..but completely overlooked. |
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"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling.
You're too fit to be funny"
Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling.
You're too fit to be funny
Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone. "
There's a good chap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling.
You're too fit to be funny
Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone.
There's a good chap "
Your good, but I'll be better next time so watch out like a silent assassin I....... |
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"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin
What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?"
Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard... |
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"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin
What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?
Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard..."
I wouldn't be able to breath ....  |
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"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin
What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?
Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard...
I wouldn't be able to breath .... "
Lol, well i meant for them but if you had a snorkel i could see that working.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's also some fat people who are incredibly horrible. Seen it often on here.
Same as some fit folk can be incredibly horrible too.
I'd rather go for a down to earth guy. Who has an average to dad bod with a sense of humour. Dark hair, blue eyes and tattoos are a bonus! |
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"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin "
That maybe true of friends but for sexual partners there has to be something that attracts you physically. For more than a fuck personality will keep you interested, but initially it is looks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer people who aren't so shallow as to judge based on body shape alone."
So if a beautiful woman messaged you saying "my god ive never been so physically attracted to a man in my life, do you want to meet?"
Youd say "sorry i prefer people who dont judge on body shape" |
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"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?
Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.
What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit."
You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?
Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.
What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.
You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple."
I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.
I have my rights! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people"
We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).
When I was fit I was a right mean bitch. |
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"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?
Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.
What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.
You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple.
I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.
I have my rights!"
Women and rights?! That'll never catch on will it. |
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"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people
We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).
When I was fit I was a right mean bitch. "
I’m about as jolly as an HIV positive result most of the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people
We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).
When I was fit I was a right mean bitch.
Now she's not mean anymore."
I ate loads of doughnuts and made myself happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?
Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.
What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.
You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple.
I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.
I have my rights!
Women and rights?! That'll never catch on will it."
I'll take someone to court. |
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what would you chose if you had to?
And hey I’m a fat guy rocking a dad bod 
When do you want me? 
