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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone want anything ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something to settle a very upset tummy please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fags, coffee and a skanky hoe please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something to settle a very upset tummy please. "

Pickled Onion Monster Munch it is.

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By *estofbothCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Could you grab some bacon so we can make breakfast please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A new toilet

Way my guts are feeling im gonna destroy this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency. "

Did you want some John Grant lyrics with that ?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk, bread, butter, teabags(pg), onions, mince meat, potatoes, brown sugar, lemons and some tampax for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cornetto

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

What I always ask for gorgeous sexy man never got one yet. He always come back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency.

Did you want some John Grant lyrics with that ? "

Are they free or do I have to pay? I've only got a bit of loose change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could you grab some bacon so we can make breakfast please. "

Way ahead of you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A big cock to suck for breakfast please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A chocolate croissant please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? "

Semi ?

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By *greygorCouple  over a year ago

birmingham

well yesterday afternoon while having a drink or two,i told my friend i would go to the car boot with her this morning at 8 30.[mistake for sure ]is there any chance you could go instead op.[you know get the bargains ]ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A big cock to suck for breakfast please "

Sorry, they don’t have one of those and I’m all out at home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency.

Did you want some John Grant lyrics with that ?

Are they free or do I have to pay? I've only got a bit of loose change. "

I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking

So that I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A chocolate croissant please"

One of your five a day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What I always ask for gorgeous sexy man never got one yet. He always come back "

They’ve none in, but they’re due a delivery Thursday week the woman said.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency.

Did you want some John Grant lyrics with that ?

Are they free or do I have to pay? I've only got a bit of loose change.

I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking

So that I can."

Thanks. Now chop chop, I need jam!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Anyone want anything ? "

Chocolate please (no nuts) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cornetto "

Just the weather for one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Milk, bread, butter, teabags(pg), onions, mince meat, potatoes, brown sugar, lemons and some tampax for you "

I’m well stocked up in tampons but thanks.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

Semi ?"

Are we still talking milk? Yes, please.

If there’s a Maccies near the shop I would love two hash browns and a latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milk, bread, butter, teabags(pg), onions, mince meat, potatoes, brown sugar, lemons and some tampax for you

I’m well stocked up in tampons but thanks. "

Can you deliver the teabags please Tame .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A twister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A chocolate croissant please

One of your five a day."

And get yourself a saucer of milk.

No, no, I insist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lube for Sunday morning sex please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like some skittles please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lube for Sunday morning sex please."

Go in dry till I get there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A chocolate croissant please

One of your five a day.

And get yourself a saucer of milk.

No, no, I insist."

Sassy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Milk, bread, butter, teabags(pg), onions, mince meat, potatoes, brown sugar, lemons and some tampax for you

I’m well stocked up in tampons but thanks.

Can you deliver the teabags please Tame ."

Teabagging I can do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chickpea flour and banana blossoms please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? "
I've got some your can have

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A twister"

Tornado ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tin of tartan paint, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

Semi ?

Are we still talking milk? Yes, please.

If there’s a Maccies near the shop I would love two hash browns and a latte "

Milk ?! Okay, but it’s a big order and I’m running a little latte, so will be there late morning.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? I've got some your can have"

That’s very generous of you. Do you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone want anything ? "

That’s very kind of you, if you could fetch pocket rocket that would be a huge help

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Some tinned salmon and tuna for a treat for my lovely kitty cats please. Nothing for me I'm having porridge and coffee in bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A twister

Tornado ? "

ice lol type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink lucozade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? "

Now has 200 milkmen all stood at her door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? I've got some your can have

That’s very generous of you. Do you deliver? "

in more ways than one, my dear

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind? I've got some your can have

That’s very generous of you. Do you deliver? in more ways than one, my dear"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

Now has 200 milkmen all stood at her door "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lube for Sunday morning sex please.

Go in dry till I get there."

Done it, sorry couldn't wait.

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Stafford

Caffeine. Lots of caffeine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need something yummy please.

I fancy a Full English - can you bring one of those please

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cornetto "

Yeah boiii

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mint Cornetto please, and some Skittles

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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James, be a darling and pick me up some crumpets, goats cheese and condoms.

Thanks babes, x

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

You couldn't grab me all the gredients for a lamb dinner. Prepare and cook it. Serve and wash up could ya....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"James, be a darling and pick me up some crumpets, goats cheese and condoms.

Thanks babes, x"

Da fuq. The man in the shop says this goats cheese you talk of, is that the same as cheddar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You couldn't grab me all the gredients for a lamb dinner. Prepare and cook it. Serve and wash up could ya...."

Okay, but If you’re dressed like that I might get the seasoning slightly out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You couldn't grab me all the gredients for a lamb dinner. Prepare and cook it. Serve and wash up could ya...."

I did that last week on mothers day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"James, be a darling and pick me up some crumpets, goats cheese and condoms.

Thanks babes, x

Da fuq. The man in the shop says this goats cheese you talk of, is that the same as cheddar ?"

its for posh people

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"James, be a darling and pick me up some crumpets, goats cheese and condoms.

Thanks babes, x

Da fuq. The man in the shop says this goats cheese you talk of, is that the same as cheddar ?"

Mebbe.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A new toilet

Way my guts are feeling im gonna destroy this one "

You never fail to bring a topic to the lowest point

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"You couldn't grab me all the gredients for a lamb dinner. Prepare and cook it. Serve and wash up could ya....

I did that last week on mothers day!"

I bet that was really appreciated x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

Semi ?"

thats a bit personal !

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I do actually need milk if you wouldn’t mind?

Semi ?

thats a bit personal ! "

Full fat for me thanks...oh milk semi it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can you get me the holes from some doughnuts ..as im on a diet.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Bleach, Gaffa Tape and a Shovel please.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Anti male fragility and wounded ego spray, I’m almost out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To come with you please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some horses doo-veries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paracetamol and some pineapple juice please.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Pickled Onion Monster Munch, seeing as i’m not smooching anyone today

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Some damson jam please, I've just rum out. And hurry up, it's an emergency. "

I have homemade

2 damson trees out back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right, I think I’ve got everything. Who ordered the foot spa and Brazilian BBQ Steak Pot Noodle ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ginger nuts please I fancy a dunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right, I think I’ve got everything. Who ordered the foot spa and Brazilian BBQ Steak Pot Noodle ?!"

I needed jam for my toast this morning. I'm giving you a 1 on TripAdvisor. I'm so disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still waiting....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A case of Stella and a big bar of Cadbury dairy milk please x

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