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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squeeze it and tease it with a sewing needle, or get the big man to suck it out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... "

It's best to get your best friend to suck it out .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why did you leap in before me Jack ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and you did two answers......

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... "

sitting on the fence,perchance.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

sitting on the fence,perchance. "

me sitting on the fence?? Now when do i ever do that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing for it, you will have to get Soapy in.... if he can reach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use a sterile needle to dig it out.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Use a sterile needle to dig it out. "
see now the first part of that sentence was fine n dandy...you lost me at the word "dig"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if it was anywhere else but your bum i would say vaseline and a plaster but its difficult on your bum...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart "
smooth talking bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you did two answers......"

Just shows the sort of helpfull guy I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart smooth talking bastard "

Awwww shucks, you're making me blush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use a poultice... animalintex and very hot water... slap it on and leave overnight... should draw it out... or at least distract you for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bump!

Hows your arse Femme?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bump!

Hows your arse Femme? "

sore!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... "

That's the trouble with wooden sex toys - should come with a health warning - or a use by date!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

That's the trouble with wooden sex toys - should come with a health warning - or a use by date! "

i havent got any wooden sex toys.....i managed to get the splinter out but my ass cheek is fecking sore

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