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"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... " It's best to get your best friend to suck it out ....... | |||
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"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... " sitting on the fence,perchance. | |||
"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... sitting on the fence,perchance. " me sitting on the fence?? Now when do i ever do that? | |||
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"Use a sterile needle to dig it out. " see now the first part of that sentence was fine n dandy...you lost me at the word "dig" | |||
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"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart " smooth talking bastard | |||
"and you did two answers......" Just shows the sort of helpfull guy I am | |||
"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart smooth talking bastard " Awwww shucks, you're making me blush | |||
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"Bump! Hows your arse Femme? " sore!!! | |||
"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there.... That's the trouble with wooden sex toys - should come with a health warning - or a use by date! " i havent got any wooden sex toys.....i managed to get the splinter out but my ass cheek is fecking sore | |||