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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago
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"So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
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Knee him in the nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lick it to claim it then kick him at 45 degree angle to his shin. I like bread 
I like your style, used to lick the mars bar I’d chill in the fridge to stop siblings eating it"
It's the truly essential way of claiming anything the kick just reinforces that rule in that situation above! I'm not advocating the kick on siblings like lol  |
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"Lick it to claim it then kick him at 45 degree angle to his shin. I like bread
I like your style, used to lick the mars bar I’d chill in the fridge to stop siblings eating it
It's the truly essential way of claiming anything the kick just reinforces that rule in that situation above! I'm not advocating the kick on siblings like lol "
The lick technically doesn’t work for men if a woman does it I’ve found, lost many a mars bar finding this out in adulthood  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lick it to claim it then kick him at 45 degree angle to his shin. I like bread
I like your style, used to lick the mars bar I’d chill in the fridge to stop siblings eating it
It's the truly essential way of claiming anything the kick just reinforces that rule in that situation above! I'm not advocating the kick on siblings like lol
The lick technically doesn’t work for men if a woman does it I’ve found, lost many a mars bar finding this out in adulthood "
True there are many who dont respect the 'Licksy' rule depending on how well you like them the 'Kicksy' rule is a quality rebuttal if you like them then sharing is caring....I have heard anyway  |
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"Lick it to claim it then kick him at 45 degree angle to his shin. I like bread
I like your style, used to lick the mars bar I’d chill in the fridge to stop siblings eating it
It's the truly essential way of claiming anything the kick just reinforces that rule in that situation above! I'm not advocating the kick on siblings like lol
The lick technically doesn’t work for men if a woman does it I’ve found, lost many a mars bar finding this out in adulthood
True there are many who dont respect the 'Licksy' rule depending on how well you like them the 'Kicksy' rule is a quality rebuttal if you like them then sharing is caring....I have heard anyway "
Right lick it and kick it ! Sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just make my own "
That's some true out of the box thinking! Whilst everyone is fighting over the premade stuff you're quietly sauntering to the home baking aisle for the wherewithall to provide yourself with a long term supply?! Lol nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why wouldn't there be any bread? We make it here"
That the issue with loads of people about the brexit ballocks, they keep forgetting we make things and grown things in the uk , was there a shortage before we entered the EU , ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t eat bread so he can have it, for a price
What's the price? lol genuine curiosity here
I’m always up for a bit of bargaining "
Nothing wrong with a good....haggle lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
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Just go buy some flour and mske fresh bread? |
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There are way too many people who swerve the actual question with a smart-arse comment.
So, lets re-phrase it.
Lets now say the bread is actually vital medication for a sick relative.
Society has crumbled, its survival of the fittest...dog eat dog out there.
You have hunted high and low, time is critical, and you are sure this is the last bottle you will find for a while.
Now, what do you do? If it helps, if you think you are unequal to the physical task, you are armed.
Me... I'd drop him, without hesitation.
No negotiation, no initial "to-and-fro" tug of war, just a brutal take-down that leaves him flat out on the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t eat bread so he can have it, for a price
What's the price? lol genuine curiosity here
I’m always up for a bit of bargaining
Nothing wrong with a good....haggle lol "
£1 for a large sliced loaf , |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
Just go buy some flour and mske fresh bread?"
It takes far too long, at least 5 hours. Much quicker to tickle him under the armpits and make a run with the loaf. |
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"So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
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A loaf of bread is hardly "life and death", so I'd try to take it, but if he wants it bad enough to fight for it, I'd let him have it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are way too many people who swerve the actual question with a smart-arse comment.
So, lets re-phrase it.
Lets now say the bread is actually vital medication for a sick relative.
Society has crumbled, its survival of the fittest...dog eat dog out there.
You have hunted high and low, time is critical, and you are sure this is the last bottle you will find for a while.
Now, what do you do? If it helps, if you think you are unequal to the physical task, you are armed.
Me... I'd drop him, without hesitation.
No negotiation, no initial "to-and-fro" tug of war, just a brutal take-down that leaves him flat out on the floor."
Lick the bread and snap the shin with the following kick. The lick is confusing to him akin to a yell in kendo (ki-ken-tai-ichi) the kick the immobiliser. Big guy, weight suddenly hitting one leg is going to go down or at least stumble, that's the option for him to walk away afterwards. Keeps pressing the issue? Straight to throat, both his hands grasp throat, wander away with loaf to loved ones.
Or you know....something like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are way too many people who swerve the actual question with a smart-arse comment.
So, lets re-phrase it.
Lets now say the bread is actually vital medication for a sick relative.
Society has crumbled, its survival of the fittest...dog eat dog out there.
You have hunted high and low, time is critical, and you are sure this is the last bottle you will find for a while.
Now, what do you do? If it helps, if you think you are unequal to the physical task, you are armed.
Me... I'd drop him, without hesitation.
No negotiation, no initial "to-and-fro" tug of war, just a brutal take-down that leaves him flat out on the floor.
Lick the bread and snap the shin with the following kick. The lick is confusing to him akin to a yell in kendo (ki-ken-tai-ichi) the kick the immobiliser. Big guy, weight suddenly hitting one leg is going to go down or at least stumble, that's the option for him to walk away afterwards. Keeps pressing the issue? Straight to throat, both his hands grasp throat, wander away with loaf to loved ones.
Or you know....something like that "
Sorry it changed to medicine, same plan lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would rain down an unholy shitstorm of pain and ferocity that will make him wish he had a gluten intolerance ....
Unless he asked nicely, then I would happily let him have the loaf ... if it had been coffee then I would be far less reasonable!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get to the shops early enough to not be faced with a fight for the last loaf of bread.
In reality I don't buy loaves of bread very often, so I would let him have it and use Ryvitas instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So let's suppose it's few months from now.
The shops are running out.. People are panic buying
Your partner asks you to go try get some bread.
In the shop..
Is one loaf left as you put your hand on it....
A large guy says "that's my bread!" and also grabs the loaf.
Both your hands are on it.. One either end
What do you do?
"
I'd shout "Look over there!" in the hope turns round and then sucker punch him and leg it with the bread |
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"Lick it to claim it then kick him at 45 degree angle to his shin. I like bread
I like your style, used to lick the mars bar I’d chill in the fridge to stop siblings eating it"
My brother did this once with one of those large diary milk bars, so I dipped it in the dog bowl and put it back for him  |
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