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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.

- Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it"

Søren Kierkegaard

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By *ambscouple2015Couple over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

If at first you don't succeed hit it with a hammer.

God knows who

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By *onderstuff73mMan over a year ago

Brum

If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“The dark ages never ended, we just invented electricity”

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

If someone gives an opinion you didn’t ask for simply tell them

“If I want you to squeak I will squeeze you”

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

Inspector Harold Francis Callahan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a black cat crosses your path then it's going somewhere"

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""If a black cat crosses your path then it's going somewhere"

Groucho Marx"

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Last thing to discover water would be fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will be alright in the end, if it's not alright it's not the end

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Turn it off and turn it on again - every highly trained IT technician (and other specialists) in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Phwooar, who wants a cock in their arse?"

- Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's a smashing blouse you have on"

Richard Richard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it"

Søren Kierkegaard"

I'm a great fan of Kierkegaard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it"

Søren Kierkegaard

I'm a great fan of Kierkegaard

Just re-read The Sickness Unto Death

truly thought provoking insight into despair. Finally got another copy of The Works Of Love

it's on it's way, happy me!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Referring to Richard Madeley;

“He referred to me as an ‘insufferable puffed-up prat’. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother".

- Morrissey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it"

Søren Kierkegaard

I'm a great fan of Kierkegaard

Just re-read The Sickness Unto Death

truly thought provoking insight into despair. Finally got another copy of The Works Of Love

it's on it's way, happy me!

I shall have to do some re-reading myself (by the way "happy" and "Kierkegaard" possibly a slight oxymoron?

but I know what you mean)!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it"

Søren Kierkegaard

I'm a great fan of Kierkegaard

Just re-read The Sickness Unto Death

truly thought provoking insight into despair. Finally got another copy of The Works Of Love

it's on it's way, happy me!

I shall have to do some re-reading myself (by the way "happy" and "Kierkegaard" possibly a slight oxymoron?

but I know what you mean)! "

;-) glad you caught that lol it truly is. But my collection is completed so I can indulge in a oxymoronic platitude for the completion of a goal long in the making lol

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your heads on the money, your famous

When the money's on your head , get out of town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye, then it's just fun and games that you can't see!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yabba Dabba Doo ...... Flintstone (Fred )

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I never had a problem with drugs, I had problems with Policemen - Keith Richards

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Bullshit baffles brains... if you cant convince them confuse them.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

George Washington

"If you've researched something on the internet it must be true"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When shit hit the fan, switch off the fan (mind) take cold shower.

Myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More than yesterday, less than tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not what you know it’s who you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks people for your inputs.

Some great quotes

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS over a year ago

lisburn

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

You were born original, don't die a copy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Declare your Jihad on thirteen enemies you cannot see, egoism, arrogance, conceit, selfishness, greed, lust, intolerance, anger, lying, cheating, gossiping and slandering. If you can master and destroy them, then you will be ready to fight the enemy you can see.

Al-Ghazzali

Like it so much it's on my profile at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Declare your Jihad on thirteen enemies you cannot see, egoism, arrogance, conceit, selfishness, greed, lust, intolerance, anger, lying, cheating, gossiping and slandering. If you can master and destroy them, then you will be ready to fight the enemy you can see.

Al-Ghazzali

Like it so much it's on my profile at the moment.

I'm struggling with lust... and egoism

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

Arthur "Bomber" Harris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The earth does not belong to us... We belong to the Earth.. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be excellent to each other ....

Bill S Preston esq

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By *om1962Man over a year ago

Brighton

If it doesn't fit... push harder!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

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By *opsy71Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

""That's a smashing blouse you have on"

Richard Richard "

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Why does life simplifying technology....

Make everything seem so complicated?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

""That's a smashing blouse you have on"

Richard Richard

"Oh I see your point" "why are my flies open?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe"

Have this tattooed on my back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not all those who wander are lost - Tolkien

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""That's a smashing blouse you have on"

Richard Richard

"Oh I see your point" "why are my flies open?""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved

Inspector Cleuseau

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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By *UNCHBOXMan over a year ago

folkestone

I spent a lot of money on booze,birds and fast cars. The rest I squandered.

George Best

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

Never let the bastards grind you down. Anon.

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By *ohnboy500Man over a year ago

ottery st mary

Keep buggering on

Winston Churchill

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The art of medicine is entertaining the patient while nature takes it's course."

Voltaire

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

No shit Sherlock.......Dr Watson

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

You can only piss with the dick you've got.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invest in good shoes and a good bed, if you’re not in one you’re in the other

My Grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coming next after the programme, a life time of self questioning followed by answers from an unreliable source"? - Welcome to Nightvale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With our thoughts we make the world"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Negotiations on the battle field are infinitely preferable to war!

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

Many scientists say the world is doomed; whilst many others disagree and say it's fucked.

Frankie Boyle

He's not wrong, sadly.

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Common sense is not so common.

Voltaire

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By *oundering_temptationMan over a year ago

Gillingham

During your life never stop dreaming because they can't ever take away your dreams

Tupac

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Head teacher at my primary school during 11 - Plus exams, when seeing children anxiously checking the clock in the wall...

"Time will pass, will you?"

Apply that to life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very little grows on jagged rock. Be ground. Be crumbled, so wildflowers will come up where you Rumi

I love writing my own poems and try to come up with motivational quotes sometimes.

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By *notherGirlTV/TS over a year ago

Somewhere

... all human wisdom is contained in these two words, “Wait and Hope.“

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything has beauty in it, not everyone can see it. - Confucius.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If in doubt,,,just pout" Mikki Maraschino

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

My mum said "follow your dreams", so I went back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't go into the light go into darkness and kill everybody.

I'm not nuts it's from Afghanistan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

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By *arbellsWoman over a year ago

Cambridge

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times

- Bruce Lee

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times

- Bruce Lee"

This is one of my favorite quotes as well...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women fall in love with what they hear.

Men fall in love with what they see.

That’s why woman wear make up and men lie.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan

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By *issyme555TV/TS over a year ago

Motherwell

You only live once. Reply no you only die once you live everyday.

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By *untime5Man over a year ago

Cornwall

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan"

Actually I think it was Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal labotomy.

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By *ink Panther 123Man over a year ago

Colnbrook

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Rory Breaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can resist anything but temptation

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By *ouplewatcher83Man over a year ago

Northwich

" You know you're cleverer than you look"

"Still, better than looking cleverer than you are"

(007/Q)

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

fail to prepare prepare to fail

me to my kids before thier exams seemed to sink in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the person, but not the people.

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By *ercuryMan over a year ago

Grantham

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can't"!

My Grandad

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves"

G G BYRON

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody makes mistakes. That’s why they put rubbers on the end of pencils. -

Fleabag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its better to shut your mouth and appear to be a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

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By *merald Eyes XWoman over a year ago

Can you find me….

Those who wonder are not always lost!

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

"There is no facts, only interpretations"

NIETZSCHE

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

"Those who wonder are not always lost! "

Is that JRR TOLKIEN?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make love with passion,

Fuck with desire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody makes mistakes..

said the Dalek climbing of the dustbin!

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

"Everybody makes mistakes..

said the Dalek climbing of the dustbin!"

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

A reflection sometimes exposes more reality than the object it echoes

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Not a quote as such

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I can resist anything except temptation

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

"Don't walk away from your life...for one day you'll turn around and realise you could have run towards it instead"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will be alright when it's over if it's not alright its not over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May the best of your past be the worst of your future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Friedrich Neitzsche

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“The hen is the wisest of all animals, it only crows after the egg is layed”!!

U.S Grant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is a hot spot not

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Dorothy Parker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you think you can or you think you can't - you're right.

. Stewey Griffin ..Family Guy

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

“ “

See what I did there.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s easy to go along with a whistle and a smile, when the world rolls along at your feet, but a man’s worthwhile if he can smile, when everything’s gone fucking wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I would have farted"

Pauline Campbell

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion, all you leave behind is noisy baggage

Norman Schwarzkopf ... when the French refused to help in the first gulf war

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Friedrich Neitzsche

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Unless it takes away your legs, in which case it makes you shorter.

Kochanski

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are only 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who dont

Or alternatively:

There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand hexadecimal. F the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't be old and wise if you are not young and stupid.....

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The day is always darkest before the dawn.

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most...Ozzy Osborne

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

If you Brexit then you fix it...Yorkshire proverb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You die if you worrie and you die if you dont, Take your pick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s easy to go along with a whistle and a smile, when the world rolls along at your feet, but a man’s worthwhile if he can smile, when everything’s gone fucking wrong. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best labour saving device of today is tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Build a bridge and fuck off over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This world isnt given to us by our parents. It is lent to us by our Children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who live in glass houses shouldnt .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shag a month won’t give you the hump but a shag a day May bring a baby your way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is - never try.

Homer Simpson

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” — Al Capone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you keep doing the same thing you will keep getting the same result. Albert Einstein.

(I wish somebody would tell Theresa May that)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fave qoutes change all the time. Today it's just don't take all this too seriously, it's not like we are going to get out of this alive

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I started with nothing and ive still got some of it left

Sea sick steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not fat its power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey, ain’t she a beaut - Steve Irwin ( tattooed on my leg)

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it isn't incredibly stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't count the days, make the days count.

Muhammad Ali.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace

Bill Hicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you know the law, you can legally Rob someone.

Mickey Blue Balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hail to the king baby

Ash- The evil dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fence we walked between the years

Did balance us serene

It was a place half in the sky where

In the green of leaf and promising of peach

We'd reach our hands to touch and almost touch the sky

If we could reach and touch, we said,

'Twould teach us, not to, never to, be dead

We ached and almost touched that stuff;

Our reach was never quite enough.

If only we had taller been

And touched God's cuff, His hem,

We would not have to go with them

Who've gone before,

Who, short as us, stood as they could stand

And hoped by stretching tall that they might keep their land

Their home, their hearth, their flesh and soul.

But they, like us, were standing in a hole

O, Thomas, will a Race one day stand really tall

Across the Void, across the Universe and all?

And, measured out with rocket fire,

At last put Adam's finger forth

As on the Sistine Ceiling,

And God's hand come down the other way

To measure man and find him Good

And Gift him with Forever's Day?

I work for that

Short man, Large dream

I send my rockets forth between my ears

Hoping an inch of Good is worth a pound of years

Aching to hear a voice cry back along the universal mall:

We've reached Alpha Centauri!

We're tall, O God, we're tall!

~Ray Bradbury

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman over a year ago

Pontypridd

We are all responsible for our own actions, and reactions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Carl Sagan

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By *ristolcouple21Couple over a year ago

Bristol

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass it’s about learning to dance in the rain..

No idea who wrote it but I fully intend on dancing in the rain! L x

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

If I was intrested, I am sure I wouldn't be bothered.

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By *ikerdude2017Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Smoke me a kipper I be back for breakfast ??

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By *ndtheswingersMan over a year ago

colchester

Opinions are like arseholes

Some people's stink

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"There are the same angels and arseholes everywhere, only the faces and names change"

Me.

"Measure twice, cut once"

My Dad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

"Discipline is our greatest weapon in the fight against the self righteous."

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

Abraham Lincoln "

And there was me thinking that was one of Bill Clinton's

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"Don't take life too seriously. Nobody has ever survived it".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is - never try.

Homer Simpson "

Better is

Homer - There are 3 ways of doing something. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.

Bart - Isn't that the wrong way?

Homer - Yeah, but faster...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let others come after us

We welcome the chase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monet

"Where's my fucking paint brush"

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Don't ever take life too seriously, it will kill you in the end.

Worrying is like using a rocking chair, you'll spend a lot of energy getting nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two hundred and fifty quid to get by front garden sorted would be a quote I'd really like.

Unfortunately the bloke quoted nearly 3 times that so it looks like I'm doing it myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm pink therefore I'm spam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it." - anon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty shity City

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A great man is always willing to be little....... Ralph Waldo Emerson

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Remember gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

- Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep, oh how I loathe those little snippets of death.

Edgar Allan Poe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To the person who stole my glasses I will find you I have contacts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're arse bursts through the mattress i will meet you in the spring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the bottom falls out of your world .. take a laxative.. and let the world fall out of your bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of us are getting out of here alive. So please stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There is no time for anything else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't dream it be it

Kept me motivated through my 5 stone weight loss so now have it as a tattoo xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To the person who stole my glasses I will find you I have contacts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a picture paints a 1000 words then why can't I paint you naked?

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Do or do not. There is no try!

Yoda in star wars

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

What the fuck was that!!

Mayor of Hiroshima. 1945

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never say never..

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

What does round comes round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hair today gone tomorrow, John Travolta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you eat a whole coconut you gotta put trust inside your anus

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.

Is this a piece of your brain?

Basil Fawlty

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