"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet."
In London and not interrupted by the sound of a police siren or two? |
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet.
In London and not interrupted by the sound of a police siren or two?"
It's early; all the stabbers are still in bed. |
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet."
Chris Packham is on here and he just came in his pants!  |
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"You should present nature programs "
I would, but I would be going "Listen to that lovely birdsong-no idea what bird it is, but ain't it lovely"
I can now hear a wood pigeon. The other bird has buggered off. |
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet.
Chris Packham is on here and he just came in his pants! "
I have that effect on men  |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"You should present nature programs
I would, but I would be going "Listen to that lovely birdsong-no idea what bird it is, but ain't it lovely"
I can now hear a wood pigeon. The other bird has buggered off."
See...I’d watch that nature program. Relatable, innit? |
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet."
Ah, now that is the lesser spotted great crested pigeon, it’s famous for its infamous call that mentions tweet a lot. |
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"You should present nature programs
I would, but I would be going "Listen to that lovely birdsong-no idea what bird it is, but ain't it lovely"
I can now hear a wood pigeon. The other bird has buggered off.
See...I’d watch that nature program. Relatable, innit? "
Why are nature program presenters always posh anyway? |
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet.
Ah, now that is the lesser spotted great crested pigeon, it’s famous for its infamous call that mentions tweet a lot. "
Didn't sound meaty enough to be a pigeon. |
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"It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet.
You remind me of the little girl that went on TV and wanted to replace Big Ben's chime "
It would make a nice alternative to the bongs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've lived in this road most of my life and never heard a tweet like it.
It goes tweettweettweettweettweettweettweet...tweeeeet. tweet.
Ah, now that is the lesser spotted great crested pigeon, it’s famous for its infamous call that mentions tweet a lot.
Didn't sound meaty enough to be a pigeon."
Ah maybe it was the greater Joe Pasquale pigeon then. |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am"
My pussy would soon finish them off! |
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"You should present nature programs
I would, but I would be going "Listen to that lovely birdsong-no idea what bird it is, but ain't it lovely"
I can now hear a wood pigeon. The other bird has buggered off.
See...I’d watch that nature program. Relatable, innit?
Why are nature program presenters always posh anyway? "
Cos the BBC are paying them a fortune so they all come out the woodwork!
It is nice to hear the blackbirds tweeting away first thing in a morning (which is possibly what you heard btw) x |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am"
And early ones too. Who wears Louboutins at this hour? |
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"You should present nature programs
I would, but I would be going "Listen to that lovely birdsong-no idea what bird it is, but ain't it lovely"
I can now hear a wood pigeon. The other bird has buggered off.
See...I’d watch that nature program. Relatable, innit?
Why are nature program presenters always posh anyway?
Cos the BBC are paying them a fortune so they all come out the woodwork!
It is nice to hear the blackbirds tweeting away first thing in a morning (which is possibly what you heard btw) x"
No it's not a blackbirds. I've had one of those around for years. It's call was deeper and it went down the scale, as opposed to up and down it, like the black bird.
I might Google it. |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am
And early ones too. Who wears Louboutins at this hour?"
I reckon a pair would go well with those socks Kaitlyn? |
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No it's not a blackbirds. I've had one of those around for years. It's call was deeper and it went down the scale, as opposed to up and down it, like the black bird.
I might Google it."
Let us know if you find it x |
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No it's not a blackbirds. I've had one of those around for years. It's call was deeper and it went down the scale, as opposed to up and down it, like the black bird.
I might Google it.
Let us know if you find it x"
Could possibly have been a blue tit. |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am
And early ones too. Who wears Louboutins at this hour?
I reckon a pair would go well with those socks Kaitlyn?"
I could create a new look. I won't be able to walk in them though, so it would be a "For the bedroom" look. |
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"It can't be a native city bird because they go tweet tweet (cough) tweet tweet (cough) tweet (cough cough ) "
I'm on the outskirts of London, where the pollution is slightly lower. |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am
And early ones too. Who wears Louboutins at this hour?
I reckon a pair would go well with those socks Kaitlyn?
I could create a new look. I won't be able to walk in them though, so it would be a "For the bedroom" look."
I'm on my way now ...you in your bedroom, dressed in nothing but furry socks and Louboutin heels, bush exposed and waiting ...and all to a soundtrack of cockney tweets and twitters |
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On a serious note I have an annoying house sparrow which has taken residence in my gutter....( Will have to get my ladder out to evict the feathered fecker ) |
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"I can faintly hear gentle mutterings about Louboutin shoes, the Hermès Birkin, and Breakfast at Tiffanys...
Only posh birds where I am
And early ones too. Who wears Louboutins at this hour?
I reckon a pair would go well with those socks Kaitlyn?
I could create a new look. I won't be able to walk in them though, so it would be a "For the bedroom" look.
I'm on my way now ...you in your bedroom, dressed in nothing but furry socks and Louboutin heels, bush exposed and waiting ...and all to a soundtrack of cockney tweets and twitters "
I think I need to put that on my profile. I'll have the men flocking in  |
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"On a serious note I have an annoying house sparrow which has taken residence in my gutter....( Will have to get my ladder out to evict the feathered fecker )"
Is it nesting in there? You need a big bush like I have to give them a safe haven. |
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