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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text "

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Adore me

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’d shorten the rules to simply ‘Don’t be a dick’

That includes dick avatars. Just for one day we wouldn’t have to look down the japs eye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d shorten the rules to simply ‘Don’t be a dick’

That includes dick avatars. Just for one day we wouldn’t have to look down the japs eye! "

I like your eye

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so"

Fill in laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can only start a maximum of one thread a day and online for a maximum of 4 hours.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Be nice.

Be inclusive.

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Verified photo ID before being able to send a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Adore me"

That happens anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone must wear an eye patch have a peg leg, and write in a West Country dialect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone must wear an eye patch have a peg leg, and write in a West Country dialect. "

I’m already like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New rule , must return to all messages ,

Cannot block people from seeing your profile , that’s why you have one ,

Women must shag me if a offer my services .

(The last one was of cause a joke lol) hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have fun, whether intimate or friendships are made, the core theme of fun and enjoying life seems to be forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone must wear an eye patch have a peg leg, and write in a West Country dialect.

I’m already like that

Eye eye captain xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must be able to explain the Irish Backstop position and how it is exited from

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

The power to instantly transport the one you want to diddle-flange straight into your bed, once they’ve hit the consent button.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so"

Does the Sydney Uni waffle count?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The power to instantly transport the one you want to diddle-flange straight into your bed, once they’ve hit the consent button. "

A precise explanation of "diddle-flange"

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"The power to instantly transport the one you want to diddle-flange straight into your bed, once they’ve hit the consent button.

A precise explanation of "diddle-flange"

Cunt-proddle

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The power to instantly transport the one you want to diddle-flange straight into your bed, once they’ve hit the consent button.

A precise explanation of "diddle-flange"

Cunt-proddle "

Ah, that's much clearer, thank's very much

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so

Fill in laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr etc"

Definitely this. Shows absolutely no effort at all.

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By *bmarley77Man over a year ago

Nr Derby

"I’d shorten the rules to simply ‘Don’t be a dick’

That includes dick avatars. Just for one day we wouldn’t have to look down the japs eye! "
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Thats a good shout...

1. Don't be a bellend

2. Pretending to be a different sex in the hope of bedding someone gets you banished from the planet

3. If you're considering being a Bellend see rule 1.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

If you're hot and I wink/message and you don't respond - you're wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The power to instantly transport the one you want to diddle-flange straight into your bed, once they’ve hit the consent button. "

I’ll go with that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) Do not be a wankpuffin/ cockwomble/ knobnugget or Satan’s scrotum.

2) Be real

3) Dick pics on request only

4) Do not throw your toys out of your pram

5) Respect others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Verified photo ID before being able to send a message"

I think that’s a good idea too

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text "

Not including Sydney University blurb

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

If you receive a message you have no intention of replying to then it must be deleted once read!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Verified photo ID before being able to send a message

I think that’s a good idea too"

In fact I’d add that your profile isn’t active until photo-verified with three additional pictures. If not provided in 2 days it becomes blocked and can only be released by contacting admin.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Everyone must use message filters to their full potential.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you receive a message you have no intention of replying to then it must be deleted once read! "

Perhaps with a message flag like we have in emails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you steal other people's pictures, you must sit in the corner wearing a hat that says " I am a cunt"

Cos lets face it, its a pretty fucking sad thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone must use message filters to their full potential."
I agree and not complain if they weren’t applied fully enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Adore me

That happens anyway

Oooh, I could squidge you! X

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By *rkeb3Man over a year ago

east Lancashire road

"1) Do not be a wankpuffin/ cockwomble/ knobnugget or Satan’s scrotum.

2) Be real

3) Dick pics on request only

4) Do not throw your toys out of your pram

5) Respect others

"
what about pussy pics?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

You have to be logged into your profile to be able to read the forums

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By *rkeb3Man over a year ago

east Lancashire road

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text "
oh would u read all that tho the people u chat a profile with 1000 character ?ofcourse not unless u are full time on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what about pussy pics? "

Are you telling me that you are inundated with unwanted pussy pics?

So my reasoning for that rule is that there is a serious imbalance between men and women on this site. Now I am not saying it would redress the issue but I think it would help if single females did not get swamped with dick pics as soon as they joined.

Also 1000 characters is about what 250 words? Surely you would read that if you wanted to find someone whose genitals you were going to put in your mouth and vice versa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men can't send messages. Women and couples have to go looking and mailing if they want to meet men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men can't send messages. Women and couples have to go looking and mailing if they want to meet men."

Not even replies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men can't send messages. Women and couples have to go looking and mailing if they want to meet men."

Would women and couples moan about then ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone must wear an eye patch have a peg leg, and write in a West Country dialect. "

I can send Amazon link for eye patch however the peg-leg is tricky. Having checked online I couldnt find any peg-leg seller's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men can't send messages. Women and couples have to go looking and mailing if they want to meet men.

Not even replies?

What is this 'reply' you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men can't send messages. Women and couples have to go looking and mailing if they want to meet men.

Would women and couples moan about then ?"

Cock profile pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Rules of fight club rules....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Rules of fight club rules.... "

Your off the plane then....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Rules of fight club rules....

Your off the plane then....

Yes my love, stood in the cold waiting for a bus, with ppl looking over my shoulder at you

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"Minimum 1000 characters in your profile text

Maybe not so many. But still. Have a minimum over 300 or so"

And a maximum! Some are sooooo loooong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Verified photo ID before being able to send a message"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If someone doesn't reply after 2 messages you can't mail them again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we know there are the FAQ's that give guidance but if you could make rules that can't be broken on fab what would they be?

Rules of fight club rules....

Your off the plane then....

Yes my love, stood in the cold waiting for a bus, with ppl looking over my shoulder at you

How lovely for them

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