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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
The plug in the bathroom sink is also a total bellpiece, it gets stuck into the down position and I have to wait for the water to cool down before I can unplug it.
Anyone else got objects in their house that are a complete nause? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My washing machine is a complete nobber!, it likes to bounce out of its designated space on a fast spin, so I have to push the massive bastard back in, when it's done being said nobber.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My washing machine is a complete nobber!, it likes to bounce out of its designated space on a fast spin, so I have to push the massive bastard back in, when it's done being said nobber. "
What a massive jiggly inconsiderate bastard...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My microwave. I know you're finished you don't need to keep beeping at me!!!
My fridge is a beeper...Yes I know you're open, I opened you!!"
Popperty ping |
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"My microwave. I know you're finished you don't need to keep beeping at me!!!
My fridge is a beeper...Yes I know you're open, I opened you!!
Popperty ping"
Best Welsh word ever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My 'smart tumble dryer finishes if it thinks the clothes in it are dry before the end of the programme.
Just do what you are told you little s***
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glad i'm not the only one that gets shouty with the household objects |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The table that keeps jumping out at my toe as I walking past it ... bastard thing  "
My table does that. We should get our tables together ..they live in the same town  |
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"The table that keeps jumping out at my toe as I walking past it ... bastard thing
My table does that. We should get our tables together ..they live in the same town "
More toe stubby objects though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My washing machine likes to leave me puddles to soak my feet in. I can't locate a reason why, the filter is clean, the pipe is tight.
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Always thought you'd have a tight pipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My washing machine is a complete nobber!, it likes to bounce out of its designated space on a fast spin, so I have to push the massive bastard back in, when it's done being said nobber. "
They do that when the adjustable feet at the bottom haven't been levelled properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
The plug in the bathroom sink is also a total bellpiece, it gets stuck into the down position and I have to wait for the water to cool down before I can unplug it.
Anyone else got objects in their house that are a complete nause?"
Hoover - you need to empty the ball bag my love.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My washing machine likes to leave me puddles to soak my feet in. I can't locate a reason why, the filter is clean, the pipe is tight.
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Check the seal around the door  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
The plug in the bathroom sink is also a total bellpiece, it gets stuck into the down position and I have to wait for the water to cool down before I can unplug it.
Anyone else got objects in their house that are a complete nause?
Hoover - you need to empty the ball bag my love.... "
Knew someone would be along with practical advice making my Hoover abuse seem irrational |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
The plug in the bathroom sink is also a total bellpiece, it gets stuck into the down position and I have to wait for the water to cool down before I can unplug it.
Anyone else got objects in their house that are a complete nause?
Hoover - you need to empty the ball bag my love....
Knew someone would be along with practical advice making my Hoover abuse seem irrational "
You can empty mine any day my lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hob is a massive twat. It's off or full blast, no in between. I should get a new one but that takes thought, time and energy. "
Why do women do that? I mean turn things on full or completely off? Like the heater in a car? Put it in the middle!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hob is a massive twat. It's off or full blast, no in between. I should get a new one but that takes thought, time and energy.
Why do women do that? I mean turn things on full or completely off? Like the heater in a car? Put it in the middle!!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hob is a massive twat. It's off or full blast, no in between. I should get a new one but that takes thought, time and energy.
Why do women do that? I mean turn things on full or completely off? Like the heater in a car? Put it in the middle!!!!
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Did I say, I think you're the most wonderful girl in my alternative world? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hob is a massive twat. It's off or full blast, no in between. I should get a new one but that takes thought, time and energy.
Why do women do that? I mean turn things on full or completely off? Like the heater in a car? Put it in the middle!!!!
Did I say, I think you're the most wonderful girl in my alternative world? "
Oh, is that what you actually wrote? Silly me, always making mistakes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hob is a massive twat. It's off or full blast, no in between. I should get a new one but that takes thought, time and energy.
Why do women do that? I mean turn things on full or completely off? Like the heater in a car? Put it in the middle!!!!
Did I say, I think you're the most wonderful girl in my alternative world?
Oh, is that what you actually wrote? Silly me, always making mistakes! "
It's what I meant, you beautiful, brilliant woman xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice arse OP
I just looked at that arse.....
.....in public.....
So did the guy behind you..........
Did you look?
Bet you did "
I'll hold my phone up.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice arse OP
I just looked at that arse.....
.....in public.....
I'm hoping it's not visible from Bath...."
I'm currently in Paris, it's like a full moon my love xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My washing machine likes to leave me puddles to soak my feet in. I can't locate a reason why, the filter is clean, the pipe is tight.
P"
Have you checked your flange? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My washing machine likes to leave me puddles to soak my feet in. I can't locate a reason why, the filter is clean, the pipe is tight.
P
Have you checked your flange?"
Ooh-err |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Plastic milk bottles are inside out dicks, I swear.....
Never met a dickish milk bottle...what do yours get up to?
Dribbling.... "
Incontinent milk bottles...are you sure it's not user error? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
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This is possibky a thermal protextion fuse tripping. Clean it all our and make sure all rotating parts move freely and easily.
If something is bogging down the motor the temperature will increase and a thermal cut off will kick in and turn it off till it cools down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
This is possibky a thermal protextion fuse tripping. Clean it all our and make sure all rotating parts move freely and easily.
If something is bogging down the motor the temperature will increase and a thermal cut off will kick in and turn it off till it cools down"
Thanks...I'll give that a go. Does sound like it would be more effective as a troubleshooter than slagging it off on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My washing machine likes to leave me puddles to soak my feet in. I can't locate a reason why, the filter is clean, the pipe is tight.
P
Have you checked your flange?"
I know my bladder doesn't have the best control but I do know when I'm pissing myself and leaving a puddle ta muchly.
*Whispers*
Which bit is the flange? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
This is possibky a thermal protextion fuse tripping. Clean it all our and make sure all rotating parts move freely and easily.
If something is bogging down the motor the temperature will increase and a thermal cut off will kick in and turn it off till it cools down
Thanks...I'll give that a go. Does sound like it would be more effective as a troubleshooter than slagging it off on Fab. "
hair wrapped round a shaft is a common one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My hoover is a total prick. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It turns itself off when it's had enough and sometimes decides not to suck stuff up.
This is possibky a thermal protextion fuse tripping. Clean it all our and make sure all rotating parts move freely and easily.
If something is bogging down the motor the temperature will increase and a thermal cut off will kick in and turn it off till it cools down
Thanks...I'll give that a go. Does sound like it would be more effective as a troubleshooter than slagging it off on Fab. hair wrapped round a shaft is a common one"
I can relate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most intrusive thing in my home,
Allows me the freedom to roam.
It may take some time from real life,
Causing the odd mistake and some strife.
Unfortunately, the key to my heart,
Seems through my phone.
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