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over a year ago
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"Trumpet blown
I have tried blowing my trumpet but I couldn’t get my ankle behind my head and I fell off the sofa  "
You need to remove a rib ask Prince oh |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything  "
Anything oh goody.... How's this for fun...
Wash the dishes,
Tidy the house,
Then the car,
Run me a bath,
Pour me a glass of wine,
Lay out the designer clothes you've just bought on my bed while I watch,
Fuck off out the door having never spoken to me.... Not a single word. Ever.
So I can bathe and wank in peace.
Why does noone ever want to fulfill my fantasy?  |
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"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything
Anything oh goody.... How's this for fun...
Wash the dishes,
Tidy the house,
Then the car,
Run me a bath,
Pour me a glass of wine,
Lay out the designer clothes you've just bought on my bed while I watch,
Fuck off out the door having never spoken to me.... Not a single word. Ever.
So I can bathe and wank in peace.
Why does noone ever want to fulfill my fantasy? "
Tricky ... can't understand it |
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What's that face for x"
I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate  |
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What's that face for x I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate "
Pmsl |
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What's that face for x I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate
Pmsl "
It wasnt supposed to be funny . It was genuine advice . Never mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What's that face for x I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate "
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What's that face for x I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate
Sorry bro it's true what you said but found it funny my bad
Pmsl It wasnt supposed to be funny . It was genuine advice . Never mind "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,
"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."
Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.
Work, work, work, that's what men have to do on here. Some of us are lucky and have no issues with meets, some expect women to fall at their feet because you're down for anything and you'll only be disappointed and wish you'd spent your site membership 5er on a chat line and had a 5 knuckle shuffle. |
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"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,
"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."
Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.
Work, work, work, that's what men have to do on here. Some of us are lucky and have no issues with meets, some expect women to fall at their feet because you're down for anything and you'll only be disappointed and wish you'd spent your site membership 5er on a chat line and had a 5 knuckle shuffle."
Pmsl funny fucker ent ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,
"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."
Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.
Work, work, work, that's what men have to do on here. Some of us are lucky and have no issues with meets, some expect women to fall at their feet because you're down for anything and you'll only be disappointed and wish you'd spent your site membership 5er on a chat line and had a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Pmsl funny fucker ent ya "
Funny, and successful on the site  |
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"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,
"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."
Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.
Work, work, work, that's what men have to do on here. Some of us are lucky and have no issues with meets, some expect women to fall at their feet because you're down for anything and you'll only be disappointed and wish you'd spent your site membership 5er on a chat line and had a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Pmsl funny fucker ent ya
Funny, and successful on the site "
I know yh fair play bro |
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