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over a year ago
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"What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
Ah, but what do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?
Douglas"
What do you call a man who has dug a hole but hit himself in the eye with the spade?
Dougie |
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A man enters a bar hat low over his eyes,collar turned up, sunglasses on,and with a bulge in his long Mac. He sees a black cat trying to cross his path so he kicks out at it. Whilst doing so there is a tremendous explosion which leaves him and another man dead and the other customers badly
shaken. On hearing about this his boss comments, all is well, he was always going on about "2 for the price of one" as his other job was working down at the local fish market. |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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What's big, red and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.
Little Johnny is sitting on a step and his mum's watching him. He keeps licking the cat, eating a sweet then moving to the next step. So his mum goes to find out why.
"Johnny what are you doing?"
"Well mum I'm practicing for later"
"Practicing what exactly?"
"Well I'm eating pussy, poppin pills and moving the fuck on" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Haha I like that one!
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?” The patient replies “No. I’m afraid to.”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea "
What do call a deer with no eyes or legs, and no cock? ?
Still no fucking idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Doctor Doctor I've got a lettuce protruding from my arse.
Well bend over and let me have a look.
Is it bad, what do you think?
I'm sorry to say that's just the tip of the iceberg. |
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