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Ok, here's a scenario.
Let's say you get abducted by aliens and one of them greets you and says that they're collecting semen samples from different planets to see if the dna is compatible with theirs so they can create new life for their species to survive and they give you a few options to choose from before returning you home.
A) You give them the sperm sample by masturbating.
B) Have one of the female aliens help extract the sperm sample.
C) Kindly refuse which they'll understand.
What would you do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, here's a scenario.
Let's say you get abducted by aliens and one of them greets you and says that they're collecting semen samples from different planets to see if the dna is compatible with theirs so they can create new life for their species to survive and they give you a few options to choose from before returning you home.
A) You give them the sperm sample by masturbating.
B) Have one of the female aliens help extract the sperm sample.
C) Kindly refuse which they'll understand.
What would you do?"
I want some of whatever you've been smoking!  |
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When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )
I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper.  |
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"When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )
I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper. "
I think you've confused aliens with The Osmond's. |
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Trouble is I'm from UFO. Up to my contorted torso in samples. Got my tormentor threatening me with pain if I don't quickly swallow all the samples to analyse them. It's a hard life being a space monster. |
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"When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )
I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper.
I think you've confused aliens with The Osmond's."
I would fuck humpty dumpty if his ears were closer together. :- |
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