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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Im having beer nothing good will come of this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this "

Beer, lager, ale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

Beer, lager, ale?"

fosters 1pint in im rocking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im drinking wine which usually means i go sleep or cry

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads "

The night is still young also

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im drinking wine which usually means i go sleep or cry "
just makes me whitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also "

il try be good

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this "

Just don’t try and find a Chinese...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also "

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

Just don’t try and find a Chinese... "

I sense story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

Just don’t try and find a Chinese... "

oh ffs now im hungry aaaaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

Just don’t try and find a Chinese...

I sense story! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. "

iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

Just don’t try and find a Chinese...

I sense story! "

Ha ha there is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh dear my legs tapping im bobbing my head this is a food pub oh dear i know what comes next me thinking im jean Claude van damme in bloodsport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’ll be spitting out more saw dust in the morning teabag

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You’ll be spitting out more saw dust in the morning teabag "
nooooooooo im prepped for that plus im not due a wank tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll be spitting out more saw dust in the morning teabag nooooooooo im prepped for that plus im not due a wank tomorrow "

Tomorrow’s not Thomas the tank day then, what will you do instead

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young"

Someone ... someone????? Tsk .... demoted to just a someone now

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By *uicylucy76Woman  over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this "

I’m having vodka on a wed!! Double trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young

Someone ... someone????? Tsk .... demoted to just a someone now "

i am 1 and half pints in that to me is 5 to a normal person iv not had a drink since last year

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im having beer nothing good will come of this

I’m having vodka on a wed!! Double trouble "

id be dead

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young

Someone ... someone????? Tsk .... demoted to just a someone now i am 1 and half pints in that to me is 5 to a normal person iv not had a drink since last year"

Ah .. I think someone said .. this isn't going to end well

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for sharing. I'm having chips. No good will come of that either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young

Someone ... someone????? Tsk .... demoted to just a someone now i am 1 and half pints in that to me is 5 to a normal person iv not had a drink since last year

Ah .. I think someone said .. this isn't going to end well "

nope not even close to well im anout 2 pints from nudity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid."
1st was paid for but it got me rolling

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"*logs off fab before the forums become awash with Sally threads

The night is still young also

Lets just entice him into rule breaking! If he gets a ban we can stay!

Hey PMF what's your phone number? Can you send me it here, my inbox is broken. iv had far too many too fall for that but as someone said the nights young

Someone ... someone????? Tsk .... demoted to just a someone now i am 1 and half pints in that to me is 5 to a normal person iv not had a drink since last year

Ah .. I think someone said .. this isn't going to end well nope not even close to well im anout 2 pints from nudity "

That was not an image I needed

Anyone have any brain cleaner?? Mental floss maybe???

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling "

So it was a freebie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie "

you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where’s Sally.....SALLY......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where’s Sally.....SALLY......"
there lesbians im good boy

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm "

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later "

He might get teabagged

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later "

its ok im safe

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later its ok im safe "

You sure about that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged "

no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later its ok im safe

You sure about that."

i wasnt drinking when the paid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake"

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking "

nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange "

Bolocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks "

Tea bags

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags "

Them n all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all "

And ring donuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags "

oy thats my line

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts "

i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts "

Leave my doughnuts alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags oy thats my line "

Are we playing “ whose line is it anyway”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts

Leave my doughnuts alone "

I like them first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags oy thats my line

Are we playing “ whose line is it anyway” "

when did u get funny? i know iv been working but

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong"

But tea cakes just fine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine... "

oh ffs dont start wjen im vulnetable

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine... "

Are they the fruity ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones "

she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

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By *hewifeandiCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Tut tut tut on a school night too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags oy thats my line

Are we playing “ whose line is it anyway” when did u get funny? i know iv been working but "

I’ve always been funny teabag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones "

Your the fruity one

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake"

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine... "

With chips..yes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags oy thats my line

Are we playing “ whose line is it anyway” when did u get funny? i know iv been working but

I’ve always been a fanny teabag "

like iron bru?

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones

Your the fruity one "

Just you wait lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags oy thats my line

Are we playing “ whose line is it anyway” when did u get funny? i know iv been working but

I’ve always been a fanny teabag like iron bru?"

What’s iron bru gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones

Your the fruity one

Just you wait lady "

Sits and waits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. "

yip she does but i won ner ner

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner "

Good lad

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner "

Ha ha you know I’m right PP...

And that one was a draw...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad "

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad "

Has the swelling gone down yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet "

Did Sally kick him in the teabags

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet

Did Sally kick him in the teabags "

He likes that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet

Did Sally kick him in the teabags

He likes that "

I’m finding it very hard to keep a straight face at the moment

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet

Did Sally kick him in the teabags

He likes that

I’m finding it very hard to keep a straight face at the moment "

Why have you just tried it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet

Did Sally kick him in the teabags

He likes that

I’m finding it very hard to keep a straight face at the moment

Why have you just tried it "

I quite often kick myself in the teabags

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm beginning to feel naked and vulnerable

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wtf going on im munching angel cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You actually mean you've put your hand in your pocket and paid.1st was paid for but it got me rolling

So it was a freebie you know me too well paid for by 2 lesbian ladys very nice of thrm

You sure they were ladies, you could be in for a shocking surprise later

He might get teabagged no no no there very pretty young girls but im a taken man no matter how many lesbians want snake

They might be men in disguise and tea bag you later when your not looking nope i know the smell of fanny pheramones anywhere im like a wine taster with flange

Bolocks

Tea bags

Them n all

And ring donuts i dong like dohnuts swet breads just wrong

But tea cakes just fine...

Are they the fruity ones she thinks ist a barm but its a tea cake

Oh ffs not another one who needs educating in bread. yip she does but i won ner ner

Good lad

Has the swelling gone down yet

Did Sally kick him in the teabags "

no she didnt

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Wtf going on im munching angel cake"

I'm having jelly n custard, so what ya moaning about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How's the drinking going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How's the drinking going? "
i had 2 pints im nowd*unk and munching it off false alarm folks im too cheap to buy 2 beers

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wtf going on im munching angel cake

I'm having jelly n custard, so what ya moaning about "

Cosiseen it exlload and sruggled to catch up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How's the drinking going? i had 2 pints im nowd*unk and munching it off false alarm folks im too cheap to buy 2 beers"

Over promised and under delivered! Poor Sally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How's the drinking going? i had 2 pints im nowd*unk and munching it off false alarm folks im too cheap to buy 2 beers

Over promised and under delivered! Poor Sally! "

il just ring her and tell her less cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im drinking wine which usually means i go sleep or cry just makes me whitter "

You often drink wine then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've hada slce of trifle and now I'm feeling all squiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive only had a couple but if you scroll fast enough from the top of the thread to the bottom you’ll see a snake of smiley faces

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