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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's an old joke man !!
It’s an hour old
I was telling this one decades ago"
My favourite thing about a forum is someone who tries to get an argument out of nothing
Well done buddy |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius "
I don't get it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius
I don't get it "
Have you never heard of the Johnny Nash song, 'I can see clearly now'?
The lyric goes 'I can see clearly now, the rain has gone'
Does it make more sense now? |
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"I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius
I don't get it
Have you never heard of the Johnny Nash song, 'I can see clearly now'?
The lyric goes 'I can see clearly now, the rain has gone'
Does it make more sense now?"
Hot House Flowers did a reasonable cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve made up a joke
And I’m telling it whether you like it or not
I’d Ben seeing a lady called Lorraine but the other night I met a lady called Keeley
Much prefer Keeley so I dumped Lorraine
So......
“I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”
I know
Genius "
I won't lie, made me giggle  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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A ladey gets on a plain to new york and sits down in a 1st class seet disspite having a 2nd class ticket.
5 minutes later the flight attendant comes along and notices the ladey is in the rong seet.
flight attendant... Excuse me madam but you can't sit hear as its 1st class only.
The ladey.... I don't cear ! I got a plain ticket to new york and I'm on the plain to new york.
flight attendant.... That may be so but your ticket is 2nd class and this is 1st class so you have to move.
The ladey.... No I'm not moving.
flight attendant..... But you don't have a ticket for this seet. You have to move.
The ladey.... No I'm not moving. I'm going to new york. And I'm not moving till this plain gets thar....
Hearing all the noise the pilot comes out to find out wots going on.
The flight attendant then explains to the pilot wot is happening.
the pilot then ses don't worry about it. I no just wot to do.
The pilot then went to the lady and sed sumthing to her quietly......
All of a sudden the ladey got up and went off to sit in 2nd class.
The flight attendant turned to the pilot and sed wot did you say to make her move ?
The pilot sed it wos easy
you see my wife is blond to. I just sed to her that she had to move if she wanted new york as 1st class didn't go to new york. |
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