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Being a guy, I've not subjected myself to the waxing yet, just a steady hand and a sharp razor. So, got to go with the toe stubbed on the furniture. Certainly makes the air turn blue. Once split a toenail down the centre doing just that. |
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over a year ago
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I dropped a salt grinder on my toe the other day. Made me swear like a mother Hubbard! I was sure it was broken, but managed to bend it again a few hours later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During a shift i moved a huge pan from the top of the oven to the sink (chef) the handles were hot but couldnt afford to drop it.. rookie mistake.. learnt my lesson  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Currently recovering from a broken ankle. Back in normal trainer's but, ankle is still a bit swollen and not much movement back in it yet. Hurts like a mofo.  More physio on Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"standing on lego barefoot"
Ouch that's the pain that hurts the most, especially if it's right in the heel.
Ever do the Lego dance while refusing to acknowledge the pain? |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck.
And I thought my mate breaking my ribs was bad... that wins... he only gave me a hug  "
My son was 5 at the time and we were play wrestling and I fell back onto the cup. |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
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"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck.
And I thought my mate breaking my ribs was bad... that wins... he only gave me a hug
My son was 5 at the time and we were play wrestling and I fell back onto the cup."
Nippy sore indeed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense! "
I had to look away from the screen after reading that...ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense!
I had to look away from the screen after reading that...ouch!"
Yes and I thought Lego was bad. I just winced reading this. |
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I was playing dead for one of my boys when they were a toddler and barely able to talk. I lay spread out legs and arms akimbo, eyes shut.
He ran off to let mummy know, then came sprinting (speed waddling) back in the lounge, lept in the air and landed kneecaps first on each testicle.
I've not experienced pain like it. I couldn't breath, I wanted to throw up, I couldn't see, I couldn't talk. My stomach hurt, my entire nervous system lit up, the physical pain was excruciating, I felt like both bollocks had blown up.
More regular painful accidents being whacking my finger on metal in really cold weather  Or grit in the eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You know when you get that tiny peace of skin by your nail and you pull it and it starts to pull off way more than intended and then starts to throb
Oh and anal when they keep taking it out and put back in again. If it's in fucking leave it there. |
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"I was playing dead for one of my boys when they were a toddler and barely able to talk. I lay spread out legs and arms akimbo, eyes shut.
He ran off to let mummy know, then came sprinting (speed waddling) back in the lounge, lept in the air and landed kneecaps first on each testicle.
I've not experienced pain like it. I couldn't breath, I wanted to throw up, I couldn't see, I couldn't talk. My stomach hurt, my entire nervous system lit up, the physical pain was excruciating, I felt like both bollocks had blown up.
More regular painful accidents being whacking my finger on metal in really cold weather Or grit in the eye "
Kids do the funniest things eh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"standing on lego barefoot
Ouch that's the pain that hurts the most, especially if it's right in the heel.
Ever do the Lego dance while refusing to acknowledge the pain?"
Almost every night b4 bed. |
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"Worst pain known to man?
No, not treading on Lego or upturned plug. Not even catching your scrotum in a zip.
It’s the grind of a new alloy wheel on a kerb."
lol...bet that brought tears to your eyes!! |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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Waking up after an exceptionally dr*nken party to find some kind person(s) have painted your "two veg" with nail varnish!
What a dilemma........crack it off, bit by bit, or nail varnish remover!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss"
This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my tattoos hurt somewhat, had a tooth taken out this morning and that hurt after I woke up from sedation, not much else really, I don't do anything that would have a risk of hurting 
Although when I was 16 my 'banjo string' snapped and I thought i'd broken my dick, that hurt like hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All my tattoos hurt somewhat, had a tooth taken out this morning and that hurt after I woke up from sedation, not much else really, I don't do anything that would have a risk of hurting
Although when I was 16 my 'banjo string' snapped and I thought i'd broken my dick, that hurt like hell"
Aye and then they tell you it heals but its more on a / angle |
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"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss
This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital. "
Was he ok or did they have to amputate? |
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"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss
This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital.
Was he ok or did they have to amputate?"
He was okay but had a pee bag for ages. |
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