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over a year ago
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Just about to hop in the tub, phone is waterproof, need a nice warm soak, but I get bored.
So let's hear it? What do you want to ask me? Anything goes. I reserve the right to *Waaaah-slap* you if it's maths related and use "..." If i'd rather not answer, instead of lying to hide my sins. |
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"What is the average flying speed of an unladen swallow?
African or European
Correct answer  "
Don't swallows migrate to and from Africa/Europe? *Said Ghengis in a salty manner, grotty for not knowing the first question that was asked* |
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How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm. |
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over a year ago
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"What’s your ideal holiday destination?
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I don't know... There are so many awesome places. If it were 'ideal' I'd have my boys with me.. So to make them super happy and in turn make myself super happy. Florida, do the big theme parks, water parks, shark spotting, the Everglades, snorkelling, surfing, seafood.
On my own? Probably somewhere totally different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If man walks for 3 miles, dropping a 10p coin every quarter mile, but every half mile he finds a 50p coin ....
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Which way is the sun shining?"
Out my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm. "
Got my tickets when i saw it trending on twitter... Just about made it. Lol |
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm. "
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange. |
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"If man walks for 3 miles, dropping a 10p coin every quarter mile, but every half mile he finds a 50p coin ....
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Which way is the sun shining?"
*Ghengis Waaaahh-slaps the shit out of your smug face*  |
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"If man walks for 3 miles, dropping a 10p coin every quarter mile, but every half mile he finds a 50p coin ....
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Which way is the sun shining?
*Ghengis Waaaahh-slaps the shit out of your smug face* "
Smug?
I resemble that remark!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange. "
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange.
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it "
I think it has to be Hulk. Their is no way Thanos should be able to take out Hulk that easily. Hulk is invincible. Hulk vs Superman.. neither can win.. Unless they destroy each other.. e.g. The Death of Superman (Superman vs Doomsday). Hulk needs to smash the shit out of that many dimpled chin.
I've a feeling it's got something to do with the original avengers as none of them died in the *click*. So only GodMode-Thor or Hulk has the physical strength to take on Thanos in a fight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi Genghis, you can be my neurotypical to autistic translator.
When someone uses the word 'intriguing' to describe another is it a cop out that means they actually can't think of anything positive to say?
Ta  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I laid a 10 inch carrot next to your erect cock, how many inches of meatless bites are to be had ?"
*though very tempted to answer.. Ghengis double Waaah-slaps the shit out them cheeks. Undercover maths question* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange.
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it
I think it has to be Hulk. Their is no way Thanos should be able to take out Hulk that easily. Hulk is invincible. Hulk vs Superman.. neither can win.. Unless they destroy each other.. e.g. The Death of Superman (Superman vs Doomsday). Hulk needs to smash the shit out of that many dimpled chin.
I've a feeling it's got something to do with the original avengers as none of them died in the *click*. So only GodMode-Thor or Hulk has the physical strength to take on Thanos in a fight. "
There’s a theory that Thanos sent Loki to do his bidding in the first avengers film as Thanos is terrified of Captain Marvel and her power. So that could be interesting?
There’s also a theory that everyone who suffered the snap is actually in an alternative universe, they will be the new MCU and that’s where all future avenger type movies will take place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Genghis, you can be my neurotypical to autistic translator.
When someone uses the word 'intriguing' to describe another is it a cop out that means they actually can't think of anything positive to say?
Ta "
I hope not, though I suspect a lot of people use the word in an attempt to sound intriguing themselves.
Who doesn't love a little intrigue? A mystery to put together or a riddle to solve?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Genghis, you can be my neurotypical to autistic translator.
When someone uses the word 'intriguing' to describe another is it a cop out that means they actually can't think of anything positive to say?
Ta
I hope not, though I suspect a lot of people use the word in an attempt to sound intriguing themselves.
Who doesn't love a little intrigue? A mystery to put together or a riddle to solve?
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That so doesn't help   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange.
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it
I think it has to be Hulk. Their is no way Thanos should be able to take out Hulk that easily. Hulk is invincible. Hulk vs Superman.. neither can win.. Unless they destroy each other.. e.g. The Death of Superman (Superman vs Doomsday). Hulk needs to smash the shit out of that many dimpled chin.
I've a feeling it's got something to do with the original avengers as none of them died in the *click*. So only GodMode-Thor or Hulk has the physical strength to take on Thanos in a fight.
There’s a theory that Thanos sent Loki to do his bidding in the first avengers film as Thanos is terrified of Captain Marvel and her power. So that could be interesting?
There’s also a theory that everyone who suffered the snap is actually in an alternative universe, they will be the new MCU and that’s where all future avenger type movies will take place "
Sounds about right given the age of the actors.
I'd like to see them reboot everything, origins stories, but have it all interconnect. With a much stronger Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. storyline for TV to fill the gaps between films and provide a non-super viewpoint in a world full of Supers.
No more Comic related questions. You're making me look uber-geeky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Genghis, you can be my neurotypical to autistic translator.
When someone uses the word 'intriguing' to describe another is it a cop out that means they actually can't think of anything positive to say?
Ta
I hope not, though I suspect a lot of people use the word in an attempt to sound intriguing themselves.
Who doesn't love a little intrigue? A mystery to put together or a riddle to solve?
That so doesn't help "
Yes I'll be your translator |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange.
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it
I think it has to be Hulk. Their is no way Thanos should be able to take out Hulk that easily. Hulk is invincible. Hulk vs Superman.. neither can win.. Unless they destroy each other.. e.g. The Death of Superman (Superman vs Doomsday). Hulk needs to smash the shit out of that many dimpled chin.
I've a feeling it's got something to do with the original avengers as none of them died in the *click*. So only GodMode-Thor or Hulk has the physical strength to take on Thanos in a fight.
There’s a theory that Thanos sent Loki to do his bidding in the first avengers film as Thanos is terrified of Captain Marvel and her power. So that could be interesting?
There’s also a theory that everyone who suffered the snap is actually in an alternative universe, they will be the new MCU and that’s where all future avenger type movies will take place
Sounds about right given the age of the actors.
I'd like to see them reboot everything, origins stories, but have it all interconnect. With a much stronger Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. storyline for TV to fill the gaps between films and provide a non-super viewpoint in a world full of Supers.
No more Comic related questions. You're making me look uber-geeky"
I kind of think that as well. But I love Tony Stark and I can’t bare to see him go  |
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"Which is longer- two chatennay carrots laid end to end or Ming's Ping ?"
An impossible question given the varying sizes of them I got from Morrison's last week. I'd say Mings Ping, but you'd pull out a 5incher and a 3incher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Genghis, you can be my neurotypical to autistic translator.
When someone uses the word 'intriguing' to describe another is it a cop out that means they actually can't think of anything positive to say?
Ta
I hope not, though I suspect a lot of people use the word in an attempt to sound intriguing themselves.
Who doesn't love a little intrigue? A mystery to put together or a riddle to solve?
That so doesn't help
Yes I'll be your translator "
No, you're sacked for lacking necessary detail and being vague |
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"Which is longer- two chatennay carrots laid end to end or Ming's Ping ?
An impossible question given the varying sizes of them I got from Morrison's last week. I'd say Mings Ping, but you'd pull out a 5incher and a 3incher."
*Hastily scribbles down 7 inches next to the pictures of Ming on her cellar wall* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does my hair straightener heat up in seconds, but takes ages to cool down?
Because of powerful heating element inside your straighteners. "
But why the difference in the time it takes?
I need to know! |
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"Without restarting the whole 'tea/dinner' debate, how long until my evening meal?
Your evening meal? I'm awesome But I'm not psychic "
Ok, one more question then.
Can you point me towards the nearest psychic please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why did you steal this idea for a thread?
And who did you steal it from? "
Because I was bored. I saw P from ExquisiteDeviants do it a couple of weeks ago. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why does my hair straightener heat up in seconds, but takes ages to cool down?
Because of powerful heating element inside your straighteners.
But why the difference in the time it takes?
I need to know! "
Heat takes time to dissipate. The powerful heating element makes it very hot, very quickly. |
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"Without restarting the whole 'tea/dinner' debate, how long until my evening meal?
Your evening meal? I'm awesome But I'm not psychic
Ok, one more question then.
Can you point me towards the nearest psychic please?"
Aarrrggh.. Someone did a fortune telling thread the other day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does my hair straightener heat up in seconds, but takes ages to cool down?
Because of powerful heating element inside your straighteners.
But why the difference in the time it takes?
I need to know! "
because there is nothing to dissipate the heat quick enough .. unless you want to dip it in water or oil. Wouldn't advise it. |
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"Without restarting the whole 'tea/dinner' debate, how long until my evening meal?
Your evening meal? I'm awesome But I'm not psychic
Ok, one more question then.
Can you point me towards the nearest psychic please?
Aarrrggh.. Someone did a fortune telling thread the other day."
Are you definitely sure that was the other day and not next week? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Without restarting the whole 'tea/dinner' debate, how long until my evening meal?
Your evening meal? I'm awesome But I'm not psychic
Ok, one more question then.
Can you point me towards the nearest psychic please?
Aarrrggh.. Someone did a fortune telling thread the other day."
Wasn’t me this time I’m sick of all the negativity:/
Mrscxxx |
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"How do you think End Game is going to go? I’m hoping it’s sort of like the comics and Nebula gets the gauntlet - but she ends up making everything so much worse eventually so hmmmm.
I've no idea. I don't want to know. In the comics it's Drax who kills Thanos, but the MCU Drax is much weaker than the comic incarnation.
Nebula? With the infinity gauntlet? Fuuuuuck that shit!
Give it to Thor, Cap or Dr. Strange.
Yeah she takes it and saves everyone...and then does even worse damage later on with it. Seeing Drax kill Thanos would be sweet, in the MCU it’s all he’s wanted to do. But he’s dusted atm. I had a dream last night it was groot that managed to do it
I think it has to be Hulk. Their is no way Thanos should be able to take out Hulk that easily. Hulk is invincible. Hulk vs Superman.. neither can win.. Unless they destroy each other.. e.g. The Death of Superman (Superman vs Doomsday). Hulk needs to smash the shit out of that many dimpled chin.
I've a feeling it's got something to do with the original avengers as none of them died in the *click*. So only GodMode-Thor or Hulk has the physical strength to take on Thanos in a fight.
There’s a theory that Thanos sent Loki to do his bidding in the first avengers film as Thanos is terrified of Captain Marvel and her power. So that could be interesting?
There’s also a theory that everyone who suffered the snap is actually in an alternative universe, they will be the new MCU and that’s where all future avenger type movies will take place
Sounds about right given the age of the actors.
I'd like to see them reboot everything, origins stories, but have it all interconnect. With a much stronger Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. storyline for TV to fill the gaps between films and provide a non-super viewpoint in a world full of Supers.
No more Comic related questions. You're making me look uber-geeky
I kind of think that as well. But I love Tony Stark and I can’t bare to see him go "
What about the theory that there is some pre recorded Stan Lee footage (and some cgi Stan Lee added) that makes him The One Above All and he just resets everything because it got out of hand? It would be a pretty cheap ending but I've heard it mentioned lol |
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"Hmmmmmm good ... But it doesnt sound hot enough for me "
What's a matter with you man? You cook to taste. Joy of curry, up to you how much chilli you put in. |
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Damnnnnn I think I'm going to make myself a curry and home made prawn crackers..... Just realized I've had nothing to eat today and only that tea I've had earlier didn't realize the time  |
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"Why did you steal this idea for a thread?
And who did you steal it from?
Because I was bored. I saw P from ExquisiteDeviants do it a couple of weeks ago."
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