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over a year ago
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In the words of Swiss Toni, it's like Making coffee - Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fuck like I'm on a porn set, start off slow and hit the angles, change positions to avoid cracking the nut too early, then going to town like sonic the hedgehog on the home straight when I get the confirmation moan spot ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fuck like that sloth in Zootopia... slow and steady.
You can fuck me like a sloth any day  "
Haha, I may just have to take you up on that... it's gonna be a long night.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.
You just need to pitch it in better locations.
Do you know a good camp site? 
Good? Meh, it'll do at a push. "
At a push? I’ll not put my back out getting it erect will I? |
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I fuck like an MP....
First I charm You, then I promise to make things good for You, then I agree to take you gently with consideration, I agree to respect your limits and then once you have agreed to let me do it....I fuck you how I want and do none of the above! |
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over a year ago
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In theory I'd like to say I fuck like a fox, a bit wriggly, a bit bitey and can make noises that will wake the neighbourhood...in reality I'm probably more like a fox that's been chased up hill and down dale by a pack of dogs and just wants to sleep somewhere dark and quite  |
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"In theory I'd like to say I fuck like a fox, a bit wriggly, a bit bitey and can make noises that will wake the neighbourhood...in reality I'm probably more like a fox that's been chased up hill and down dale by a pack of dogs and just wants to sleep somewhere dark and quite "
Oh I'd chase you up a hill that arse is fantastic |
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over a year ago
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"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori  isn’t Frankie in retirement?
Lmao maybe he wasn't when I got the veri  He must of meant you was a winner on fine form "
Haha well I will take that! |
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