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I'd probably wank furiously at lesbian porn, hurl abuse at a guy for having the gall to message me, (I'm obviously a hetero guy) whine about all these stuck up fat birds that don't reply to me when they'd be lucky to get a chat up in real life.
I'd then do a bit on my blog about seduction techniques and weep quietly into my cornflakes afterwards. |
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"I'd probably wank furiously at lesbian porn, hurl abuse at a guy for having the gall to message me, (I'm obviously a hetero guy) whine about all these stuck up fat birds that don't reply to me when they'd be lucky to get a chat up in real life.
I'd then do a bit on my blog about seduction techniques and weep quietly into my cornflakes afterwards.
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you've more or less got blokes down to a T  |
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"Id like to see if farting is still funny  "
I can answer this one. Overheard some of the office women giggling after lunch stating they were sitting in nearby park and heard a chap close to them let out a loud fart! |
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If I was a man for a day, I’d be flashing my todger about and photographing it from every angel imaginable and probably have my hand in my pockets all day checking it was still there |
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"If I was a man for a day, I’d be flashing my todger about and photographing it from every angel imaginable and probably have my hand in my pockets all day checking it was still there "
Wear always checking it's still there haha |
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message everyone, might even sneak a dick pic in, even if the profile I’m messaging says they don’t want them or I’m not who they’re looking for. Remove all images, bar one where my cock is standing proud- no torso or face pics though- and reduce my profile text to a non descript line or two- obviously explaining I love a slut.
I’d tell every couple that I’d like to fuck their Mrs, while the hubby watched, and ask for photos of her.
Then I’d post a thread whinging I was having my messages ignored, getting blocked, not getting meets because everyone’s up themselves...
Or, I may be like some of the guys who are actually funny, decent and respectful guys...probably not though, being an arse sounds like more fun, and I do love a drama. I’m not bi/gay though, so don’t think my whinging makes me like a woman!! I’m all man! Straight, a vwe bull!
(No offence meant to the straight, vwe bulls who don’t know why they can’t get women to respond to their obvious sexual prowess, when they’ve taken the time to message the ungrateful ones- it’s a sex site, they should want to fuck me) Haha x
Viv x
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Yup, I would "bsbysit" my own kids.
If it was my day off, I would do nothing, because it's my day off.
I would be able to fuck whatever day of the month it was.
And I would scratch my balls publicly. |
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Oh yes. How easy life would be without having to worry about childcare when my wife has a baby, or working doubly hard to get to the top of the corporate ladder.
No periods!
Scratching my bollocks.
And all those eager vaginas champing at the bit for my majestic dick.
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"Fuck yes, life on easy mode
Please expand ?!
Life for women is a piece of piss, don't you know.
During sex it is. "
I wouldn’t know, because my version of a man wouldn’t get any sex, and just whinge about it on forums  so I’m not sure how easy it would be for a woman. Guessing it would be easy though on here, as they hold all the cards, even when they’re not all that, just turning up would be enough effort, haha xx |
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"Yup, I would "bsbysit" my own kids.
If it was my day off, I would do nothing, because it's my day off.
I would be able to fuck whatever day of the month it was.
And I would scratch my balls publicly. "
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I'd ditch my handbag.
Do reverse parking.
I'd switch off my phone and tell her it's broken.
Got into fight.
I'd bunch press 135 stones.
Meet some random at the bar and tell my girl that I was an idiot and she actually was the goddess and had best pussy I've fucked.
Buy her loubuotines, roses and drive her around.
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