If I was like some other posters on this thread (no names mentioned) I would tell you that my last text was 'and after he made hot, passionate love to me and Emma Stone at the same time, we all ate lobster and drank champagne on the deck whilst watching the sun go down'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for the card

(It’s my birthday and it was my mum)

Mrscxxx

Happy birthday x

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really, I best not delete that then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

Poor bugger they must be nasty your better off finding some new friends OR NOT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

Poor bugger they must be nasty your better off finding some new friends OR NOT

I was quite happy with the one I had....

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

Poor bugger they must be nasty your better off finding some new friends OR NOT

I was quite happy with the one I had....

Aw love ya really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/04/19 17:16:12]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long till u get up here

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By *aximus74Woman over a year ago

Manchester

Ooooghhh no x eh!!! No its not that... u keep saying it but not doing and i know your working a lot... but i really want learning as it really turned me on... but seen u last in january we now in april and im an impatient cow....lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

Poor bugger they must be nasty your better off finding some new friends OR NOT

I was quite happy with the one I had....

Aw love ya really

I’m bored

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m bored

That was your last text Billy no mates here she's looking for friends pmsl

They then snapped their SIM card in half and said they’re not giving me new number....lol...I’m still crying and that was ages ago now

Poor bugger they must be nasty your better off finding some new friends OR NOT

I was quite happy with the one I had....

Aw love ya really

I’m bored

Go see mrsc she's bored aswell

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Text

Your choice... I'm up for either

No worries. Gives me time to pop in to ***** for a cheeky Costa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Text - I doesssss (guitar_antihero on here)

WhatsApp - Possibly! But still. Tell me it's not true (work group chat)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was the last text you sent?

Mine was "that's good it's white

""
hi beautiful but it never sent

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It was:

No worries x

Message passed on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good man bro, thanks for your help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t message me again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wife loves me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's smothered in gel & I've got it up now"

To my 'Coach' referring to my swollen ankle

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'm about to go and spin

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

You could be right there Phil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got sparring at 7. I need you to pick me up and take me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Text - Daffodils, let's make it look like Eostre has wanked all over the room.

WhatsApp - Cool. Cool cool cool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe try the smaller strap on next time love, I’m still not walking right. Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Text - Daffodils, let's make it look like Eostre has wanked all over the room.

WhatsApp - Cool. Cool cool cool.

Meli stop harassing me

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By *appyhumper123Man over a year ago

hull

still working i'll txt you when im done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not you it’s your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What caused your switch in mindset anyway?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

What's shockers?

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Hope you have a good one mate x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want me to hit him with my car?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kelly I’m on my way

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