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I drive a really crappy car.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To compensate for my magnificent penis.
What car do you drive ? "
I can't even drive, due to sight problems but I hadn't managed to learn before my sight problems began.
I hope this means something avout my appearance is amaaaaazing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years
Same.
Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV
to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage.   "
I see nothing to compensate for. 
Me on the other hand...  |
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years
Same.
Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV
to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage.
I see nothing to compensate for.
Me on the other hand... "
Ooohhh we would..... Your hott |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years
Same.
Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV
to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage.
I see nothing to compensate for.
Me on the other hand... "
Only compensation is for the accidents you cause I reckon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don’t. We had one for six weeks last year. A zippy Ford Focus zetec and the fucking thing broke down and would cost more than the car was worth to fix, was really upset as most of it was money gifted to us from the wedding.
Danish x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years
Same.
Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV
to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage.
I see nothing to compensate for.
Me on the other hand...
Ooohhh we would..... Your hott"
Thankyou, and likewise |
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By *m3232Man
over a year ago
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years
Same.
Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV
to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage.
I see nothing to compensate for.
Me on the other hand...
Ooohhh we would..... Your hott
Thankyou, and likewise "
You are definitely hot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘05 plate vectra Sri diesel
Paid £150 for it three years ago.
190k on the clock. Pretty much immaculate
Last mot it failed at it cost £8 to rectify
Can’t see the point in having anything else as it won’t do the job any better |
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? 
You have a massive pair of bollocks.
That stick to your thighs in your leathers. "
I’d look like a beached whale in leathers so I wear textile stuff. Once I’ve lost some weight I’d love a nice pair of leathers though  |
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"So what does a motorbike mean??
You’re a real man
I like you.....
Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ...."
Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike.......
ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Juke 1.5dci that's just turned 4 years old.
I don't have a clue what that says about my penis tbf.
B
If it’s like your car it must look weird..... "
It does have strange sections of it that are bulkier than the rest tbf. |
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"‘05 plate vectra Sri diesel
Paid £150 for it three years ago.
190k on the clock. Pretty much immaculate
Last mot it failed at it cost £8 to rectify
Can’t see the point in having anything else as it won’t do the job any better "
I’m sure it will do the job better, but I agree with you it won’t do the job 200 times better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘05 plate vectra Sri diesel
Paid £150 for it three years ago.
190k on the clock. Pretty much immaculate
Last mot it failed at it cost £8 to rectify
Can’t see the point in having anything else as it won’t do the job any better
I’m sure it will do the job better, but I agree with you it won’t do the job 200 times better "
How ? It goes it stops the radio works the heater is brilliant ...does an average of 55mpg ..only do about 9000mikes a year. Little point in buying a newer car when this just plods on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what does a motorbike mean??
You’re a real man
I like you.....
Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ....
Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike.......
ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike "
Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us |
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"So what does a motorbike mean??
You’re a real man
I like you.....
Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ....
Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike.......
ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike
Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us"
mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what does a motorbike mean??
You’re a real man
I like you.....
Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ....
Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike.......
ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike
Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol "
So Its either a r6 or a cbr? |
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"So what does a motorbike mean??
You’re a real man
I like you.....
Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ....
Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike.......
ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike
Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol
So Its either a r6 or a cbr? "
Close. It’s not a sports bike. CBF. Same engine as the CBR but detuned a little. But still capable of carrying my fat arse at decent speed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1996 Pontiac Firebird - or I will do when I get it back on the road.
I've had it for 16 years and currently have the engine and gearbox out for an overhaul. Nowt wrong with the engine, but at 23 years old, it can't hurt to give it a thorough going over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a Merc, 2 seater, silver, drop top, mid life crisis car. It is 5.5 litre AMG beast. I found myself in a position to buy it after a series of unfortunate family bereavements. Gorgeous car but bittersweet reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Captur automatic. Bought it new last year when i injured my leg and my specialist said it would take two years to heal. 6 months later its fine... the car is useless ! |
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I drive a Vauxhall Viva called Elvis (as in Viva Las Vegas - see? )
He looked ok until a lorry decided it didn’t like me and caved my passenger doors in!
Now I’m worried - does that mean I have a caved in vagina too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a Vauxhall Viva called Elvis (as in Viva Las Vegas - see? )
He looked ok until a lorry decided it didn’t like me and caved my passenger doors in!
Now I’m worried - does that mean I have a caved in vagina too? "
Your vagina and ass is looking perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hopefully pick up me new car today it’s a proper family fun bus lol I like my 7seater AWD cars with a bit of power normally but I’m going to a sensible engine for a change as well !!! Besides I have the motorbike to have my fun on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a 14 year old rust bucket. As it ages my foof firms and tightens and produces rainbows and glitter for any man who can make me wet. "
Thats a very pleasant thought to hold onto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skoda Fabia!
Was set to buy a DS3, but the guy wants to keep it another year while he saves for his Civic.
I can wait, I could buy another but it is exactly the colour, model and engine size and fuel type I want lol |
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"Skoda Fabia!
Was set to buy a DS3, but the guy wants to keep it another year while he saves for his Civic.
I can wait, I could buy another but it is exactly the colour, model and engine size and fuel type I want lol "
I guess it’s a rare spec that you can’t get elsewhere then? |
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I have a bit of a thing for 90s BMWs so have a couple to play around with and drive at weekends and then an only slightly less old one with a diesel engine that's cheap to drive for work and boring motorway trips. I know a lot of people are turned off by BMW and dislike the image etc etc but they are genuinely fun to own and drive and also great to learn more about the mechanical side because they're relatively easy to work on. Not sure how I feel about the more modern ones though... Time will tell. |
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