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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?"
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it."
There is. It goes like this..."I'm leaving fab"
You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it.
There is. It goes like this..."I'm leaving fab"
You're welcome"
Very good, I've got time for that.
It's never just one sentence though is it? It's more like 5 paragraphs and an overdose of emojis. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All three probably. I like to be nice, and helpful.
Kwik Fit have got a position for you
You can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter."
Shame, poor boys. I blame it on the chemicals those overalls are washed in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All three probably. I like to be nice, and helpful.
Kwik Fit have got a position for you
You can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter.
Exactly, nobody take the time nowadays, why the rush lol
Shame, poor boys. I blame it on the chemicals those overalls are washed in."
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it."
“The day I do that is the day I stop coming here “ said someone who would never start a thread like this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All three probably. I like to be nice, and helpful.
Kwik Fit have got a position for you
You can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter.
Exactly, nobody take the time nowadays, why the rush lol
Shame, poor boys. I blame it on the chemicals those overalls are washed in."
Probably something to do with the fact that they've got 4 exhausts and an MOT to do before 6pm.
They're best stayed away from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it.
“The day I do that is the day I stop coming here “ said someone who would never start a thread like this "
When is your birthday....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it.
“The day I do that is the day I stop coming here “ said someone who would never start a thread like this "
I disguised the thread title for artistic licence. |
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
Is this a sign that you’re about to leave fab ?
Announcing fab departure is on a par with flying a drone over Gatwick. There should a sentence for it.
“The day I do that is the day I stop coming here “ said someone who would never start a thread like this
I disguised the thread title for artistic licence. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to fuck a spare tyre.
Is that a compulsion, is that like your thing?
I thought I had slipped into tyre lovers anonymous for a minute  "
No you're on the wrong tread... I mean thread.
But really... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
I would be prepared to help you, while I'm naked if it was necessary."
Naked would be preferable to one of those pink and baby blue outfits your mob wear. Never in my house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kiss/fuck/help them change their spare tyre?
It's going to be amazing.
I would be prepared to help you, while I'm naked if it was necessary.
Naked would be preferable to one of those pink and baby blue outfits your mob wear. Never in my house "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't help anyone to change a tyre as I might break a nail.
I can't kiss or fuck anyone so I'll have to sit this one out, sorry
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Is it worth me adding in an option for an oily handjob? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.  "
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months."
I’m worse in April. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months.
I’m worse in April. "
Got any plans in May? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months.
I’m worse in April.
Got any plans in May?"
Let me get my ice pick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months.
I’m worse in April.
Got any plans in May?
Let me get my ice pick."
I just buy the loose cubes in a bag, saves all the fuss. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a spare tyre, but I’m...ahem...shapely.
Hi shapely, what gorgeous eyes you have. They talk to me.
Still.
Not when they’re being moody they don’t.
Yet but Jan, Feb and March are over now. They may be your only moody months.
I’m worse in April.
Got any plans in May?
Let me get my ice pick.
I just buy the loose cubes in a bag, saves all the fuss."
Did you want me to uncross my legs whilst you question me though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You won't be able to cross them in the first place, I shackle my suspects.
What do you suspect me of?  "
Well, seeing as we're on pm...
We are, aren't we?
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"You won't be able to cross them in the first place, I shackle my suspects.
What do you suspect me of?
Well, seeing as we're on pm...
We are, aren't we? "
Let’s call them *gesticulates at the forum* my responsible adult.  |
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