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over a year ago
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"I’m watching ‘Gravity’
I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.
It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi 
True. I’ve got Sandra Bullock ina space suit. "
Dwayne Johnson with a prosthetic leg is not quite the same really |
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"I’m watching ‘Gravity’
I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.
It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi
True. I’ve got Sandra Bullock ina space suit.
Dwayne Johnson with a prosthetic leg is not quite the same really"
Tsk, use your imagination! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m watching ‘Gravity’
I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.
It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi
Lovely kisses they would be  "
Naturally   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lying on the sofa in need of entertainment.
All I can think about is manly hands round my neck and soft kisses...... 
Distract me please "
LOOK BEHIND YOU  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available "
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"
Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"
Fillet steak dinner and custard tarts for pud
perfect wifey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!
Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together "
maybe.. |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!
Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together "
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"
My favourite sweet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!! 
Get the music on, I'll do the rest. "
Mental image is rather lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!!
Get the music on, I'll do the rest.
Mental image is rather lovely "
Hold that thought..... for now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!!
Get the music on, I'll do the rest.
Now I will make some money outta that ass!!! "
Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!!
Get the music on, I'll do the rest.
Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!
Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone "
Pink notes only....... x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!!
Get the music on, I'll do the rest.
Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!
Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone
Pink notes only....... x"
You didn't sell it this well to me before, may have made things different. |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Magic Mike impression?
Ooohhh yes purlease!!!
Get the music on, I'll do the rest.
Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!
Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone
Pink notes only....... x
You didn't sell it this well to me before, may have made things different. "
You’d have been great dancing to Tiffany with us..... we would have made a fortune |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!
My favourite sweet "
favourite sweet = 'ballroom blitz'
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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..
Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!
I didn't know that custard tarts were available
They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!
My favourite sweet
favourite sweet = 'ballroom blitz'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.
Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me! "
Mmmm yes!! He's a hottie!! We've just had steak and now we are perving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.
Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me! "
And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days  )...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....
What’s missing???
Meeeeeeeeeee x
Oh hello
I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!! "
Synchronicity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.
Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!
And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days )... "
Oh god remember perving over that whilst watching with the kids!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.
Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!
And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days )... "
Ooh Roxi, are you developing your inner cougar |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....
What’s missing???
Meeeeeeeeeee x
Oh hello
I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!!
Synchronicity "
I’m crying!!! Little things tickle me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies? 
Jo.Xx
Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!! "
Spoil sports.
I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.
Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!
And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days )...
Ooh Roxi, are you developing your inner cougar "
grrrrrrrr..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though..... 
*it wasn't the dog*  . That’ll be the custard tarts
Egg custard...... smells beautiful "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!!
Spoil sports.
I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though "
No we don't.. bloody crying laughing.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs....... "
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HELP,,HELP,,,HELP "
eh hud on guys DAMSEL IN DISTRESS,,,,,,,HELP! |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!!
Spoil sports.
I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though
No we don't.. bloody crying laughing.. "
My tenna lady is flooded!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs....... "
Urrghh that must smell rank,
(VOM) |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards "
I smell gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
*it wasn't the dog* . That’ll be the custard tarts
Egg custard...... smells beautiful
Coming round? "
I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous "
I bet |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
*it wasn't the dog* . That’ll be the custard tarts
Egg custard...... smells beautiful
Coming round?
I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope "
You’d love it...... |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous
I bet "
And taste........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous
I bet
And taste........ "
Of egg custard? :-.D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
*it wasn't the dog* . That’ll be the custard tarts
Egg custard...... smells beautiful
Coming round?
I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope
You’d love it...... "
I’m sure I would actually |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous
I bet
And taste........
Of egg custard? :-.D"
Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
*it wasn't the dog* . That’ll be the custard tarts
Egg custard...... smells beautiful
Coming round?
I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope
You’d love it......
I’m sure I would actually "
I’ve not laughed this much in a long time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous
I bet
And taste........
Of egg custard? :-.D
Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak "
That is an image to conjure with  |
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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do we have Gin again ladies?
Jo.Xx
No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....
They always blame the dog
I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......
But they haven’t been eating the egg custards
I smell gorgeous
I bet
And taste........
Of egg custard? :-.D
Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak
That is an image to conjure with "
I thought you might like that |
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