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Worst opening message you’ve had
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Oh too many.
The ones about coming to a deserted location alone, telling no one, like I'm going to be the first victim in a murder mystery.
The detailed ones where they're going to be violent and treat me in a degrading way in public.
Detailed fantasies involving niche fetishes where I have nearly lost my lunch.
That time someone told me women were racist for not fucking him.
Generic threats and abuse.
When I was "not meeting due to injury", being told to get off Fab or that they'd heal me with their magical penis, or that I was causing them unending suffering by being unavailable. |
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The worst openers for me, are the ones that send scenarios.
Badly written porn scripts.
What they want to do to me, how they'd fuck me.
How they want to break me, make me beg, treat me like I'm their toy.
It's quite pathetic
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"The worst openers for me, are the ones that send scenarios.
Badly written porn scripts.
What they want to do to me, how they'd fuck me.
How they want to break me, make me beg, treat me like I'm their toy.
It's quite pathetic
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Yup. I almost always block those.
Some are shockingly naive and anatomically impossible though. I do sometimes wonder if they've ever met a woman in real life, much less seen one naked. |
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Can I ask a question?
In a hotel close to you
Please read this
Like younger guys?
I can’t even count the amount of pms I get with these titles
The long written or cut and paste stupid fantasy’s mean absolutely nothing to a woman if it’s from a total stranger, I can imagine some stupid bloke actually wanking away quite happily wank wank send wank wank send wank wank send to numourous women that dont even bother to read them, just stop doing that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me fuck you like a sex slave
Of course, of course, nice to meet you too.... not
Hi stranger
Yes, you are a stranger, you will remain a stranger as I'm not a fan of trying to trick me into thinking we've spoken before as a conversation starter.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I received "your pussy looks deformed".
That's about as bad as it's got......so far
No worries mate, I'll keep it far away from you! Block "
No, I suggested that while I could get it fixed if I chose, he's stuck with being a cunt forever.  |
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"I received "your pussy looks deformed".
That's about as bad as it's got......so far
No worries mate, I'll keep it far away from you! Block
No, I suggested that while I could get it fixed if I chose, he's stuck with being a cunt forever. "
I love you. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.
I’ve just had that one too 
There must be some kind of aunt fetish scene  "
Yes I have one of those. As well as quite a few mummy ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I’m quite jealous, I haven’t had any fantasy messages to laugh at so far :/ heads back to the fugly post...
My worst starter messages was,
Do you like the feel of cum in your toes? |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I've literally just had one saying he wished I was his aunt.
I’ve just had that one too
There must be some kind of aunt fetish scene
Yes I have one of those. As well as quite a few mummy ones "
How bizarre, I’ve just received the ‘aunt’ one
I’ve also had the ‘mummy ‘ also from men the same age as me or older |
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I concur with the others over the fantasy ones - they're never good erotica and a lot of guys love sending them.
Fore-warned, is fore-armed, so it's good to shake the unsuitable out of the tree, before it's too late |
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"What's a good opener then?"
Say what you like about the profile, what you think you have in common, and what you might have to offer. Is what I like. Others will vary, their profile will be a guide. |
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Just "hi". You have taken the time to go to my profile, to decide there is something there that you like, to choose to send a message, you have the whole of the English language and many others available to you and you decide that you will spark my imagination with 2 letters??
Bit more effort please. At least surprise me with the 2 letters used. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far  "
That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk  |
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far
That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk "
I genuinely cried lol
Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one |
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over a year ago
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far
That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk
I genuinely cried lol
Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "
No that’s just sick on every possible level |
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The most memorable I had was a bloke asking me if I would consider wearing stilettos and standing on a live crab or snake
I replied “I’m sorry but animal cruelty doesn’t do it for me”
Like how did he even find out that turned him on?!  |
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"The most memorable I had was a bloke asking me if I would consider wearing stilettos and standing on a live crab or snake
I replied “I’m sorry but animal cruelty doesn’t do it for me”
Like how did he even find out that turned him on?! "
Maybe he meant he had crabs living on him and not seaside crabs |
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far
That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk
I genuinely cried lol
Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "
Hugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far
That’s horrific. How can anyone stoop so low? I hope you reported that, somethings people can handle but that would make me go beserk
I genuinely cried lol
Most random abuse I can brush off and laugh, but not that one "
That is truly abhorrent. So sorry you had to deal with shit like that. Hugs x |
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I feel fortunate that we've only had two bad ones.
Our first was "u 4 real?" The other was along the lines of "I know you are not looking for single men but could I watch the two of you have sex and maybe have a wank?" When I explained why the answer was no he told us we have an attitude problem!
Do the stories I'm reading make you lose your hope in men? Please tell me not all of them are that bad. |
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"I feel fortunate that we've only had two bad ones.
Our first was "u 4 real?" The other was along the lines of "I know you are not looking for single men but could I watch the two of you have sex and maybe have a wank?" When I explained why the answer was no he told us we have an attitude problem!
Do the stories I'm reading make you lose your hope in men? Please tell me not all of them are that bad. "
Fab has the best and worst of humanity. Some days I wonder why I sift through the shit, but others I know. |
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"The one I received last week with a load of abuse wishing my unborn baby dead. Probably the worst one so far "
What on earth is wrong with people? That's horrific.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is truly a dad state of affairs when very young men message with "heh babe wanna stay with me tonight "
Or messages asking if I will send my used panties to yhem
I had so many ridiculous offers that I genuinely laugh now and give back sarcasm by the bucket load, you can literally see them fizzingg. Some of those people should be banned from the site, it's so wrong in so many levels and puts a wrong impression on genuine fabbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t want to take up the whole thread and quote everyone but thank you x
And don’t know. He said other things in the message as well which were awful. I had never messaged him before. All my filters were up (including no men messaging me) so he had obviously messaged me previously.
Ah well |
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