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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Foot long subways are only 11 inches, my mate has just measured one

Is the false advertising? Fraudulent?

I need to speak to my lawyer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foot long subways are only 11 inches, my mate has just measured one

Is the false advertising? Fraudulent?

I need to speak to my lawyer"

Have you measured your foot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd take it back and ask for the extra inch. Scamming bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soon they'll be selling cocklongs and hungdogs.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a shrinkage problem after baking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd take it back and ask for the extra inch. Scamming bastards."

Iv eaten it, I was starving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that a shrinkage problem after baking?"

Omg you have boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it back and also complain that they are not made in actual Subway's Either

Scamming Twats

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take it back and also complain that they are not made in actual Subway's Either

Scamming Twats"

Joking aside, is it false advertising?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suppose somewhere in the t's&c's there may be something about the footlong being it's pre-baked size.

On a similar way to steak houses that quote pre-cooked meat weights on the menu, rather than what you actually get on your plate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did you measure it with Dash

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By *ilkenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

NEWS FLASH!

Don't worry it is all a false alarm we all know men on here are inept at measuring things.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Subway's Marketing Director must be a man!

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By *mstillere2Man over a year ago

middleport

No were not i really do have a 13.... long cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No were not i really do have a 13.... long cock

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a metric foot.

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

Maybe it was a man who measured the first one? Be thankful only got it wrong by 1"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Fabways?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Meatball marinara

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By *attooedBBWWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Is a foot really a foot or is it actually just a foot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is a foot really a foot or is it actually just a foot?"

Good question, I think it's a foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop flashing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are the six inchers advertised next to Sky remotes or cans of Lynx Africa?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it that counts. You’re satisfied aren’t you Dash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it that counts. You’re satisfied aren’t you Dash?

Satisfaction guaranteed babs

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it that counts. You’re satisfied aren’t you Dash?

Satisfaction guaranteed babs

I heard that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I owned Subway, I wouldn't call the workers Sandwich Artists, they would totally be called SubHumans

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