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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love it when they say your universsl credit is all benifits in 1 then a month later you find out council tax reduction isnt included thats a seperate thing
C9ck jocky government |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why must people rev their engines and leave their engines running on their driveways for fucking hours at stupid o clock waking up the whole street?
Shut the fuck up you inconsiderate cunts!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why must people rev their engines and leave their engines running on their driveways for fucking hours at stupid o clock waking up the whole street?
Shut the fuck up you inconsiderate cunts!
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another example of cock jockeys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do people feel the need to message a complete stranger with a really twuntish attitude and then when you call them on it try to pass it off as "banter"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had an office move around yesterday. Three times now I've tried to get the milk out of a cupboard that's where the fridge used to be.
Leave the fridge alone! |
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"Love it when they say your universsl credit is all benifits in 1 then a month later you find out council tax reduction isnt included thats a seperate thing
C9ck jocky government"
Approved. Twatting gov.uk |
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"Why must people rev their engines and leave their engines running on their driveways for fucking hours at stupid o clock waking up the whole street?
Shut the fuck up you inconsiderate cunts!
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Go and steal the car. |
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Yes, strangers in my inbox, I'm sitting here all glammed up, ready to go. I've done all this so I can suck your cock. I expect nothing in return. My joy in life is giving orgasms to entitled men who don't recognise that I'm fully human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left home at 6.30, still not arrived in London.....
Sat on train next to a super hot lady, but now she's eating crisps (for breakfast?) in my ear really loudly....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the checkouts,Why do people wait till they've put their shopping in their trolley then start looking for there card(its always a f****** card) They've been stood 5 mins in a queue..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work changing rotas with minimal notice. What's the point in making a rota and changing it the week before, leaving you completely incapable of making plans, or if you do having to change/cancel stuff.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the checkouts,Why do people wait till they've put their shopping in their trolley then start looking for there card(its always a f****** card) They've been stood 5 mins in a queue.. "
Because I don't want to drop or damage my card by holding it in my hand as I'm packing my shopping.
Where do you hold yours while you're bagging up your shopping? |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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Can I rant at the whole day time meet pish or non workers
.. what is it with folk and the "what to do today".... Hmmm have you thought about going to work?!??!
Or 'Board'..... No you aren't a game if you are lacking in imagination or things to do it is 'bored'.
Man this week is whomping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the checkouts,Why do people wait till they've put their shopping in their trolley then start looking for there card(its always a f****** card) They've been stood 5 mins in a queue..
Because I don't want to drop or damage my card by holding it in my hand as I'm packing my shopping.
Where do you hold yours while you're bagging up your shopping? "
never had a card in my life..I live within my means.(never been in debt either.) The point is people start searching for a card ...no idea where it is so the queue gets longer while they have a good old search  |
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"Yes, strangers in my inbox, I'm sitting here all glammed up, ready to go. I've done all this so I can suck your cock. I expect nothing in return. My joy in life is giving orgasms to entitled men who don't recognise that I'm fully human. "
Sex robot. |
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"Work changing rotas with minimal notice. What's the point in making a rota and changing it the week before, leaving you completely incapable of making plans, or if you do having to change/cancel stuff.
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Fuck them cunts.
Say you have an appointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, strangers in my inbox, I'm sitting here all glammed up, ready to go. I've done all this so I can suck your cock. I expect nothing in return. My joy in life is giving orgasms to entitled men who don't recognise that I'm fully human. "
Ha ha! Yes, this!  |
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"Can I rant at the whole day time meet pish or non workers
.. what is it with folk and the "what to do today".... Hmmm have you thought about going to work?!??!
Or 'Board'..... No you aren't a game if you are lacking in imagination or things to do it is 'bored'.
Man this week is whomping"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just shrank a cashmere jumper (will be for the high jump, it's not mine) why dont they make non shrink stuff!!!
Hide it. "
I googled what to do and soaked it in loads of fabric conditioner and stretched it!
And I fessed up, the owner will not hear of me replacing it! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Men with expense accounts (ladefuckingdah) who insist you should have "just one drink" with them because you are at the bar.
No Steve, I am tired and I would rather have a wank and wine in peace in my room, alone. I'm not wearing a bra because I have been up since 5am and on the road for the three hours and fuck am I wearing it any more. I am not wanting a cocking tonight. Or wine from you. |
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"Men with expense accounts (ladefuckingdah) who insist you should have "just one drink" with them because you are at the bar.
No Steve, I am tired and I would rather have a wank and wine in peace in my room, alone. I'm not wearing a bra because I have been up since 5am and on the road for the three hours and fuck am I wearing it any more. I am not wanting a cocking tonight. Or wine from you. "
Come meet me, I'll buy you a drink!
Cheers mate, but it's the 21st century and I have my own money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men with expense accounts (ladefuckingdah) who insist you should have "just one drink" with them because you are at the bar.
No Steve, I am tired and I would rather have a wank and wine in peace in my room, alone. I'm not wearing a bra because I have been up since 5am and on the road for the three hours and fuck am I wearing it any more. I am not wanting a cocking tonight. Or wine from you.
Come meet me, I'll buy you a drink!
Cheers mate, but it's the 21st century and I have my own money. "
 your own £££ this is strickly
Breaking all the rules how very dare you. |
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"Men with expense accounts (ladefuckingdah) who insist you should have "just one drink" with them because you are at the bar.
No Steve, I am tired and I would rather have a wank and wine in peace in my room, alone. I'm not wearing a bra because I have been up since 5am and on the road for the three hours and fuck am I wearing it any more. I am not wanting a cocking tonight. Or wine from you. "
Those fucking Steves x |
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Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all "
You've put a green smiley on ... any dogs reading it cant distinguish greens... thats animal cruelty in my book so now Im incandescent with rage ..am going to anger management class to calm down..( if there shut early god help there windows)  |
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"Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all
You've put a green smiley on ... any dogs reading it cant distinguish greens... thats animal cruelty in my book so now Im incandescent with rage ..am going to anger management class to calm down..( if there shut early god help there windows) "
It's "they're" ... god damn it!! Now I need anger management!!! |
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"Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all
You've put a green smiley on ... any dogs reading it cant distinguish greens... thats animal cruelty in my book so now Im incandescent with rage ..am going to anger management class to calm down..( if there shut early god help there windows)
It's "they're" ... god damn it!! Now I need anger management!!!"
No .. their ... note I'm even more angry I fucked even that easy post up!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all
You've put a green smiley on ... any dogs reading it cant distinguish greens... thats animal cruelty in my book so now Im incandescent with rage ..am going to anger management class to calm down..( if there shut early god help there windows)
It's "they're" ... god damn it!! Now I need anger management!!!
No .. their ... note I'm even more angry I fucked even that easy post up!!!"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about how everyone else is the problem (cyclists, walkers,
dog owners, van drivers etc) but you, like you've never done a thing wrong in your life.
How about we introduce a little more tolerance and a little less anger in this hectic world today?
That's all
You've put a green smiley on ... any dogs reading it cant distinguish greens... thats animal cruelty in my book so now Im incandescent with rage ..am going to anger management class to calm down..( if there shut early god help there windows)
It's "they're" ... god damn it!! Now I need anger management!!!
No .. their ... note I'm even more angry I fucked even that easy post up!!!
lol"
i put two theres on to get you dizzy .. |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"Washed my hair and my hairdryer is broken. My hair will now resemble a very raggedy mop head grrrrr x"
Oh no I had this happen so i now alwyas have a travel hairdryer in my room too jic |
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"Washed my hair and my hairdryer is broken. My hair will now resemble a very raggedy mop head grrrrr x
Oh no I had this happen so i now alwyas have a travel hairdryer in my room too jic"
I've just put a brush through my hair to the sound of my daughter laughing hysterically at me. I look like Crystal Tipps x |
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"And having to write a "warning, this thread is a joke, do not take it seriously" warning when you post a jokey thread because some people take things wayyyyyyy too effing serious."
I have no idea what you mean .. chill mate  |
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"I've not got one today.
Although it's early.
But I'm in a rather fabulous mood, so going to take something spectacular to piss me off today "
Who will pick that glove up and take the challenge on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the checkouts,Why do people wait till they've put their shopping in their trolley then start looking for there card(its always a f****** card) They've been stood 5 mins in a queue..
Because I don't want to drop or damage my card by holding it in my hand as I'm packing my shopping.
Where do you hold yours while you're bagging up your shopping?
never had a card in my life..I live within my means.(never been in debt either.) The point is people start searching for a card ...no idea where it is so the queue gets longer while they have a good old search "
It takes a minute or less to get a card from a bag and we can't all carry £100 in cash to pay for our shopping.
You sound like an impatient man, you would hate to be behind me when I'm at the checkout. |
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"Late starting Thursday Rant Day threads.
at least I started one.
I've noticed the regular rant crew haven't graced it...can't think why  "
It does make me wonder what they could possibly be up to.
I've genuinely no idea....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the checkouts,Why do people wait till they've put their shopping in their trolley then start looking for there card(its always a f****** card) They've been stood 5 mins in a queue..
Because I don't want to drop or damage my card by holding it in my hand as I'm packing my shopping.
Where do you hold yours while you're bagging up your shopping?
never had a card in my life..I live within my means.(never been in debt either.) The point is people start searching for a card ...no idea where it is so the queue gets longer while they have a good old search
It takes a minute or less to get a card from a bag and we can't all carry £100 in cash to pay for our shopping.
You sound like an impatient man, you would hate to be behind me when I'm at the checkout. "
I dont have ANY patience(oooh a new thread topic !)Dont even have the patience to finish this sen..... |
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Ok I have one now
Booked next weekend off work.
The weekend to me, includes Fri night.
yes I've been put on for Fri 6 til midnight.
3 other people who could have done that shift, but have now made plans & no one can cover or swap with me.
Rant over  |
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"Ok I have one now
Booked next weekend off work.
The weekend to me, includes Fri night.
yes I've been put on for Fri 6 til midnight.
3 other people who could have done that shift, but have now made plans & no one can cover or swap with me.
Rant over "
You have D&V next Thursday don't you? Pisses me off when they do that, fancy wanting to have a weekend off. Cunts.
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"Ok I have one now
Booked next weekend off work.
The weekend to me, includes Fri night.
yes I've been put on for Fri 6 til midnight.
3 other people who could have done that shift, but have now made plans & no one can cover or swap with me.
Rant over
You have D&V next Thursday don't you? Pisses me off when they do that, fancy wanting to have a weekend off. Cunts.
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Nope.
Going to Blackpool, SX for Hankys Goodbye Bash.
I'd planned on driving to my mums Thursday night, then up to Blackpool Saturday, back to my mums Sunday and home Monday.
My usual Thursday day shift has been swapped to Thursday night, and now I find I've bedn rota on for the Friday & Monday nights
My option is now a 9hr drive each way Saturday & Sunday, allowing minimal stop off time at my mums to drop off/pick up my dog.
And breathe |
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"Ok I have one now
Booked next weekend off work.
The weekend to me, includes Fri night.
yes I've been put on for Fri 6 til midnight.
3 other people who could have done that shift, but have now made plans & no one can cover or swap with me.
Rant over
You have D&V next Thursday don't you? Pisses me off when they do that, fancy wanting to have a weekend off. Cunts.
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Nope.
Going to Blackpool, SX for Hankys Goodbye Bash.
I'd planned on driving to my mums Thursday night, then up to Blackpool Saturday, back to my mums Sunday and home Monday.
My usual Thursday day shift has been swapped to Thursday night, and now I find I've bedn rota on for the Friday & Monday nights
My option is now a 9hr drive each way Saturday & Sunday, allowing minimal stop off time at my mums to drop off/pick up my dog.
And breathe "
I don't think that's ok. Surely they have to give you notice before swapping a shift |
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Asked kingdom over a month if we could put a fence in our front garden. We don’t have a back door and I’m struggling to take the dogs into the back garden as I’m weak as fuck, my hands are fucked (thanks CTS) and in general it’s a fucking nightmare. Kingdom told us to ask the council. We asked the council, they told us we don’t need to ask them, we need to ask kingdom. Kingdom finally got back to us and told us ‘yeah that’s fine but you need to ask the council’ and gave us a name of a guy to ask within Fife council. Spoke to him...we need to pay £101 to ask ‘can we put a waist high fence in our front garden please’
If this doesn’t work we need to pay a further £101 for formal planning permission.
Is this a fucking joke? £101 to ASK ‘can I put a fence up’ ?!
Unreal
So now wtf do I do? Just never take the dogs out? That’s fantastic when C works during the day and I have to take the dogs out. Can’t put them on leads as Draco pulls too much and I can’t handle it. At the moment I’m taking them one at a time and that’s fine, but even then I’m struggling
Ugh
Time to move house? |
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" Asked kingdom over a month if we could put a fence in our front garden. We don’t have a back door and I’m struggling to take the dogs into the back garden as I’m weak as fuck, my hands are fucked (thanks CTS) and in general it’s a fucking nightmare. Kingdom told us to ask the council. We asked the council, they told us we don’t need to ask them, we need to ask kingdom. Kingdom finally got back to us and told us ‘yeah that’s fine but you need to ask the council’ and gave us a name of a guy to ask within Fife council. Spoke to him...we need to pay £101 to ask ‘can we put a waist high fence in our front garden please’
If this doesn’t work we need to pay a further £101 for formal planning permission.
Is this a fucking joke? £101 to ASK ‘can I put a fence up’ ?!
Unreal
So now wtf do I do? Just never take the dogs out? That’s fantastic when C works during the day and I have to take the dogs out. Can’t put them on leads as Draco pulls too much and I can’t handle it. At the moment I’m taking them one at a time and that’s fine, but even then I’m struggling
Ugh
Time to move house?"
I didn't think you needed permission to pop up a fence? I didn't ask... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE EUROPE TODAY AND WE HAVEN'T. We are still forced to eat french snails and non-straight bananas... lets gather an angry torch weilding (yellow vest?)mob..and march on Noel Edmonds house(he started this deal or no deal..)!  |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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Can my rant extend into Friday?
Pay rise which isn't goin to see any difference... so pointless promotion.
Paid today and bills paid sees me back over the overdraft.
Oh and I'm getting passive aggressive texts re when i play.... can the world go away please? |
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"Can my rant extend into Friday?
Pay rise which isn't goin to see any difference... so pointless promotion.
Paid today and bills paid sees me back over the overdraft.
Oh and I'm getting passive aggressive texts re when i play.... can the world go away please? "
Strictly speaking extentions are usually granted.
But as the usual OPs not about to act as monitor, fuck it. Crack on.......
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Can my rant extend into Friday?
Pay rise which isn't goin to see any difference... so pointless promotion.
Paid today and bills paid sees me back over the overdraft.
Oh and I'm getting passive aggressive texts re when i play.... can the world go away please?
Strictly speaking extentions are usually granted.
But as the usual OPs not about to act as monitor, fuck it. Crack on.......
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Haha why thanks! Honestly am 4.5 hrs down in one shift. Another 4 to go. Theb home quick change and another 8 hrs ..... I wanna cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can my rant extend into Friday?
Pay rise which isn't goin to see any difference... so pointless promotion.
Paid today and bills paid sees me back over the overdraft.
Oh and I'm getting passive aggressive texts re when i play.... can the world go away please?
Strictly speaking extentions are usually granted.
But as the usual OPs not about to act as monitor, fuck it. Crack on.......
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shes changing her knickers(see above !!) |
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