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Is an orgasm like a sneeze?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've seen it described as that several times lately and can't relate to it at all! Mine (on the rare occasions when I have them nowadays) are more like an earthquake

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

mine are nothing like a sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Na sneazes dont make me twitchy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely not. I don't understand the comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Explosive release of body fluid?

I know which one I'd choose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen it described as that several times lately and can't relate to it at all! Mine (on the rare occasions when I have them nowadays) are more like an earthquake"

You sneeze like an earthquake!!

Do we get warning sirens?

I am gonna guess that a man came up with this comparison, because when men cum, they have cock-snot: so it must be just like sneezing when women do it!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I've seen it described as that several times lately and can't relate to it at all! Mine (on the rare occasions when I have them nowadays) are more like an earthquake

You sneeze like an earthquake!!

Do we get warning sirens?

I am gonna guess that a man came up with this comparison, because when men cum, they have cock-snot: so it must be just like sneezing when women do it! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it something to do with closing your eyes? I tend to keep my eyes open when I cum.

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By *irginieWoman  over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Reminds me of the book “where did I come from” as a child. They used the word “sneeze” to describe the end of sex when the sperm shot out. That image has never left me. Scarred for life.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No a sneeze doesnt flood my whole body, a sneeze doesn't affect my shoulders and neck, creating tingles as it builds nor does a sneeze make me want to clamp my legs together my stomach have butterflies and my whole body shudder then relax.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No. I like orgasms. Sneezing, not so much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to sneeze like the op hay fever will be bareable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Um pretty sure are nothing like sneezes although once one starts i cant stop it

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I thought it was 8 sneezes? So a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm...

It's probably one of those general nonsense things though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sneeze is lovely though when you need one.

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By *isty286Couple  over a year ago

Dorset

Missus had a condition once that meant every time she sneezed she had a mini orgasm, she went to see the doctor who asked her if she had tried taking anything for it, yes she replied ...pepper.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

I've never taken the comparison between a sneeze or an orgasm as a like for like description but rather it alluding to the sensation of *something* gathering momentum inside your body which you usually have little or no control over until it reaches a crescendo. That's not to say the end result, the intensity, or even the build up, of either experience is similar. But as orgasms are so bloody hard to describe properly - and are very individual things - I can understand how this comparison has become popular, albeit inaccurate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you keep your eyes open they'll pop out.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No you can keep your eyes open during an orgasms x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never had wee escape from having an orgasm...

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By *irginieWoman  over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"I’ve never had wee escape from having an orgasm... "

I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never had wee escape from having an orgasm... "

Is that not more to do with having children?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No you can keep your eyes open during an orgasms x"

.....depends who you're fucking I guess, sometimes it's a bit like raiders of the lost ark when they open the ark at the end, look away or your face might melt off....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No you can keep your eyes open during an orgasms x

.....depends who you're fucking I guess, sometimes it's a bit like raiders of the lost ark when they open the ark at the end, look away or your face might melt off.... "

Ha ha ha I don’t think I’ll watch that film the same again MrsC x

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I wish sneezes were like my orgasms. I'd stop taking my antihistamine and say come get me hayfever x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I heard it’s supposed to be a 3rd of one ??

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