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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok i'll start:-
Your the most beautiful girl in the room, dependent on the room and the women it contains
You should be a part time model but to be honest you should probably keep your old job to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't remember the last time I got chatted up,some time in the dark ages I think
Swinging chat up lines don't count to me "
Just a bit of fun really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab
please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it
he never replied back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Big Issue... Big Issue""
LOL evil
also:
"Good evening madam. Let us return to my fine establishment so I may insert my penis into your vagina...among other things" |
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"ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab
please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it
he never replied back"
Brilliant!!! |
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I like your shoes. My ex had a pair of those shoes… it’s the pair they wore when they left me. I’m still paying for the bastard things and the rest of their wardrobe as the bloody credit card was in my name… and the loan… and they took the furniture which I’m still paying for. Bastard! I was totally used. Love was just a word used to get my money. Bastard! Shagging around too! Telling me I was the only one. I wasn’t getting it from them though! I gave up everything for them. Bastard! Left me with fuck all… oh god I hate them…. using scum bastard! Never cared about me! Oh no! Just what I could be used for! Bastard! I ended up back on Prozac! Bastard! Never fucking trust anyone who tells you they love you 5 minutes after meeting them… it’s not love it’s greed! Using my loneliness to worm their way in…. tricking me when I was venerable! Bastard! I hope they die in a painful crash or a fire and die slowly in pain fucker! Bastard!.... anyway I do like the shoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok this is a reply i sent back to a guy the other day from fab
please could you send me a picture of your face, only i could do with seeing it as my pussy will be sitting on it
he never replied back"
spoke too soon. he replied back. saying he will send me a pic by mobile.....dont think so, this pussy's pussy wont be sitting on that face afterall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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heard in local pub....."look i might no be the most handsome guy in here but lets face it in the 2 hrs u been in no one been near u... you fancy a fuck" i nearly died laughin had to pretend i was washing the glasses!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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went out with a female friend one night and this fella tried to chat her up he started by saying
Ive fucked an older woman before
then went on to say
she didn't look clever enough to do her job
he didn't get why she wouldnt go out with him i just had trouble getting up off the floor laughing |
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