Morning Horn

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get it Everyday, Can a cute girl break into my house and sort out my morning wood while I'm sleeping already? I'll even make you breakfast

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure. By "sort it" I assume you mean dispose of. I'll bring my machete.

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Or a mallet?

By *ifty69Man over a year ago

north tyneside

"Sure. By "sort it" I assume you mean dispose of. I'll bring my machete. "

By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

All your dreams are made when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sure. By "sort it" I assume you mean dispose of. I'll bring my machete. "

Errr no thanks

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or a mallet?

Use it in yourself.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bring me pigeons. They're hungry of a morning.

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Or a mallet?

Use it in yourself. "

*sigh*