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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've not really been myself recently, felt I've nothing to contribute to the forums, so I thought it high time to bring back one of my old faves.
Ask me anything.
The answers you get will be typically "me"
I need to find my fun again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Heimlich, so when it starts crawling you can say "och look, the bambino is doing the heimlich manoeuvre"
Tortured souls generally are, they don't realise it though
X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the key to getting into women’s knickers? I can’t do it for toffee!  "
Toffee is sticky, therefore blocks the padlock so your key won't work even if it fits.
Try WD40 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why won’t Tom Hardy realise how much I want him? X"
Tom is a busy man, sometimes busy people can't see what's right in front of them.
Try a plaquard outside his house and camp there for 8 days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why, oh why was my first ever crush Data from Star Trek and not someone normal like Tom Cruise?  "
Could have been Data from the Goonies
"PINCERS OF DEATH"
Unique is awesome. Don't ever change that shizzle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why won’t Tom Hardy realise how much I want him? X
Tom is a busy man, sometimes busy people can't see what's right in front of them.
Try a plaquard outside his house and camp there for 8 days "
Good advice! Hope you are soon feeling better, you two are lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's wrong but sounds right?
I'd quite like a list...
Is this a trick question?
I'm guessing incorrect
No tricks.
But I like magic beans
And I like giant... "
Golden goose? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that "
Oh me,me let me borrow you for that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why won’t Tom Hardy realise how much I want him? X
Tom is a busy man, sometimes busy people can't see what's right in front of them.
Try a plaquard outside his house and camp there for 8 days
Good advice! Hope you are soon feeling better, you two are lovely x"
That's lush of you, thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
Oh me,me let me borrow you for that. "
Right hook for hire. Fuck, career opportunity right there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn’t you agree that my hands would fit well on your body?
As long as they aren't goalkeepers hands. My body is a miniature version of a humans."
They aren’t. They are quite soft though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the meaning of
Life
The universe
And
Everything?"
See above.
But my other answer....
To love and allow yourself to be loved. To be a caring human.
To be the someone others trust in.
To have the self freedom not to care if someone doesn't like your dress sense or the way you had your hair cut.
To dance like nobody is watching and not to care even if they are.
To find wonder and joy in a common garden butterfly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
Oh me,me let me borrow you for that.
Right hook for hire. Fuck, career opportunity right there! "
Fantastic  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wouldn’t you agree that my hands would fit well on your body?
As long as they aren't goalkeepers hands. My body is a miniature version of a humans.
They aren’t. They are quite soft though"
Soft hands are wonderful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks "
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve |
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"When was the last time you laughed until your ribs hurt and what caused it?
I can't remember  "
Ah that’s rubbish! Remind me one day to tell you one of my calamity stories. Nothing better than laughing at someone else’s disasters |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve "
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When was the last time you laughed until your ribs hurt and what caused it?
I can't remember
Ah that’s rubbish! Remind me one day to tell you one of my calamity stories. Nothing better than laughing at someone else’s disasters "
Better than a kick in the kneecap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it "
Give someone else the credit for your own work. Pffft, never |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heimlich, so when it starts crawling you can say "och look, the bambino is doing the heimlich manoeuvre"
Tortured souls generally are, they don't realise it though
X"
Fuck sake as if I didn't quote who that was for.
Wingardium my dear, that was yours x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When's the last tine you deficated unintentionally?"
You keep bringing my ex into this Liberoo!
About 8 years ago I reckon, I sharted on his pillow. That was the start of a 3 day bout of gastroenteritis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When's the last tine you deficated unintentionally?
You keep bringing my ex into this Liberoo!
About 8 years ago I reckon, I sharted on his pillow. That was the start of a 3 day bout of gastroenteritis "
Sorry - it is unitentional! |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it
Give someone else the credit for your own work. Pffft, never "
I'm Scouse, funny in court when the judge farts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When's the last tine you deficated unintentionally?
You keep bringing my ex into this Liberoo!
About 8 years ago I reckon, I sharted on his pillow. That was the start of a 3 day bout of gastroenteritis
Sorry - it is unitentional!"
It's ok, last I heard he'd no mates left and barred from every pub in the local vicinity. Poor dear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it
Give someone else the credit for your own work. Pffft, never
I'm Scouse, funny in court when the judge farts "
Does he whack his balloon knot with the gavel and tell it "Silence!" |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it
Give someone else the credit for your own work. Pffft, never
I'm Scouse, funny in court when the judge farts
Does he whack his balloon knot with the gavel and tell it "Silence!""
His gavel makes fart sounds too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you blame your dog when you fart and it stinks
Are you seriously asking me that question?
I'm the fucker that asks people to be quiet just so my bum tunes get the attention they deserve
I'm a Fartriliquist myself , make it sound like its someone else done it
Give someone else the credit for your own work. Pffft, never
I'm Scouse, funny in court when the judge farts
Does he whack his balloon knot with the gavel and tell it "Silence!"
His gavel makes fart sounds too "
He stole it from whack a mole at the fair, it's a phoney gavel, he probably ain't even a real judge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!"
Do they wear glasses? |
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?"
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When was the last time you laughed until your ribs hurt and what caused it?
I can't remember
You bugger. It was that photo of the mini me being me wasn't it? "
That was mighty fucking funny.
And Fritz was quite epic too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy.."
Do they have a moustache? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that "
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which one of you is not feeling themselves
He's tugging his Todger so that would me the vaginal one."
Well 10 goals is a lot in two qualifiers, can't blame me for celebrating in a gentlemanly fashion...
B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx "
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast. |
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"When was the last time you laughed until your ribs hurt and what caused it?
I can't remember
You bugger. It was that photo of the mini me being me wasn't it?
That was mighty fucking funny.
And Fritz was quite epic too "
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache? "
On their asshole. |
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole."
And yes. It has piles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have friends who would be more than happy to go out and have a lot of gin with me. I have friends who want to do rude things with me.
How do I persuade the ones who want gin to do rude things with me?
Or what I should have said is:
I have playaz whoz ass would be mo' than aiiight ta go up n' gotz a shitload of gin wit mah dirty ass. I have playaz whoz ass wanna do rude thangs wit mah dirty ass.
How tha fuck do I persuade tha ones whoz ass want gin ta do rude thangs wit me son?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles "
Do they have short hair? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have friends who would be more than happy to go out and have a lot of gin with me. I have friends who want to do rude things with me.
How do I persuade the ones who want gin to do rude things with me?
Or what I should have said is:
I have playaz whoz ass would be mo' than aiiight ta go up n' gotz a shitload of gin wit mah dirty ass. I have playaz whoz ass wanna do rude thangs wit mah dirty ass.
How tha fuck do I persuade tha ones whoz ass want gin ta do rude thangs wit me son?
"
Easy.... another bottle of gin |
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles
Do they have short hair? "
No. Scraggy locks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?"
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles
Do they have short hair?
No. Scraggy locks. "
Do they have an eye patch? |
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles
Do they have short hair?
No. Scraggy locks.
Do they have an eye patch? "
No. Jaffa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles
Do they have short hair?
No. Scraggy locks.
Do they have an eye patch?
No. Jaffa "
Is it Derek? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast."
I never pooped at no party  
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
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"Why are all the women I want to make sweet love to far away or on holiday?
They aren't ... they're telling porkies
Let's play guess who!
Do they wear glasses?
Yes. Well sometimes. When they think it's sexy..
Do they have a moustache?
On their asshole.
And yes. It has piles
Do they have short hair?
No. Scraggy locks.
Do they have an eye patch?
No. Jaffa
Is it Derek? "
No. Dogtits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
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I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics "
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake "
Pump action at the next Birmingham social? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social? "
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ok ok how many trumps have been silent how many boomers today trumpibum
Fair few boomers. I'm hardly the silent type. i suspected as much "
Sherlock Gnomes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social "
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser |
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"What is the meaning of
Life
The universe
And
Everything?
See above.
But my other answer....
To love and allow yourself to be loved. To be a caring human.
To be the someone others trust in.
To have the self freedom not to care if someone doesn't like your dress sense or the way you had your hair cut.
To dance like nobody is watching and not to care even if they are.
To find wonder and joy in a common garden butterfly
"
Love that one
And I was always under the impression that it was 42 and it took deep thought five million years to find the answer!
Just shows how wrong you can be! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is the meaning of
Life
The universe
And
Everything?
See above.
But my other answer....
To love and allow yourself to be loved. To be a caring human.
To be the someone others trust in.
To have the self freedom not to care if someone doesn't like your dress sense or the way you had your hair cut.
To dance like nobody is watching and not to care even if they are.
To find wonder and joy in a common garden butterfly
Love that one
And I was always under the impression that it was 42 and it took deep thought five million years to find the answer!
Just shows how wrong you can be!"
Sure does, people are too afraid of the truth and look for the easy answers at times. All they really need to do is search inside themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok ok ok how many trumps have been silent how many boomers today trumpibum
Fair few boomers. I'm hardly the silent type. i suspected as much
Sherlock Gnomes "
gnorm the gnome |
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over a year ago
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"Ok ok ok how many trumps have been silent how many boomers today trumpibum
Fair few boomers. I'm hardly the silent type. i suspected as much
Sherlock Gnomes gnorm the gnome"
Gnomio and Pooliet |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser "
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool |
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"Ok ok ok how many trumps have been silent how many boomers today trumpibum
Fair few boomers. I'm hardly the silent type. i suspected as much
Sherlock Gnomes gnorm the gnome
Gnomio and Pooliet "
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex "
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are. |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool "
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead |
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"Ok ok ok how many trumps have been silent how many boomers today trumpibum
Fair few boomers. I'm hardly the silent type. i suspected as much
Sherlock Gnomes gnorm the gnome
Gnomio and Pooliet poodington bear"
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are. "
It was a long time ago, I think most people have forgotten by now. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your "little accident"
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead "
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while "
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"Which one of you is not feeling themselves
He's tugging his Todger so that would me the vaginal one.
Well 10 goals is a lot in two qualifiers, can't blame me for celebrating in a gentlemanly fashion...
B"
Would it be wrong of me to simply shout
WANKAAAAAAAA?
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while
I'll dig out my magic flute "
Now we’re talking a good toot on the flute should perk my snake right up |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while
I'll dig out my magic flute
Now we’re talking a good toot on the flute should perk my snake right up"
I need perking |
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are.
It was a long time ago, I think most people have forgotten by now. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your "little accident"
Sharp teeth and a squishy heart "
With you with the sharp teeth
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are.
It was a long time ago, I think most people have forgotten by now. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your "little accident"
Sharp teeth and a squishy heart
With you with the sharp teeth
Vampires are us "
I only have the one fang tho, I'm kind of an imposter |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while
I'll dig out my magic flute
Now we’re talking a good toot on the flute should perk my snake right up
I need perking "
Hmmm let me think about a way to do that properly. In the meantime please have as many virtual hugs as you need. |
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are.
It was a long time ago, I think most people have forgotten by now. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your "little accident"
Sharp teeth and a squishy heart
With you with the sharp teeth
Vampires are us
I only have the one fang tho, I'm kind of an imposter "
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I only have 1 too, so we could team up and bite at the same time that way noone will ever know. |
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while
I'll dig out my magic flute
Now we’re talking a good toot on the flute should perk my snake right up
I need perking
Hmmm let me think about a way to do that properly. In the meantime please have as many virtual hugs as you need. "
75 I'll have 75 |
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"Do you fancy a challenge?
Jo.Xx
I love a challenge as you well know. Does is involve punching someone as I'd really quite like that
We do know that and you pair are the king and queen of challenges.
I would advise against violence unless the recipient is a deserving candidate though!
Then of course let the face see the fist.
Jo.Xx
Party pooper.
I need to unleash the beast.
I never pooped at no party
If that's how you feel then unleash the beast, you beauty!
I thought your nickname was chocolate drop?
Raaaawwwrrrrr, I'm like a T-rex
Oh sh*t
Is that what they say behind my back?
But a lovely T-Rex you are.
It was a long time ago, I think most people have forgotten by now. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your "little accident"
Sharp teeth and a squishy heart
With you with the sharp teeth
Vampires are us
I only have the one fang tho, I'm kind of an imposter
Yes I know you said,
I only have 1 too, so we could team up and bite at the same time that way noone will ever know. "
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"I’m looking for a new marketing campaign for Doc’s Dodgy Snake Oil. What do you suggest?
Send a bottle to all fab womenfolk, to rub into their flesh then take "sponsored by Doc's Dodgy Snake Oil" profile pics
Hmm not sure how I get the mailing list and it’s much better warm and straight from the snake
Pump action at the next Birmingham social?
Hmmm not sure my snake would be welcome at a social
Disguise is as a toothpaste dispenser
Hmm now you might be onto something however I’m not sure how effective the toothpaste dispenser method will be in production. As it stands it needs the considerable skills of the snake charmer to extract the snake oil from the snake. Using a toothpaste dispenser is unlikely to have the desired effect. My snake has feelings, it’s not some Body Shop manufacturing tool
I would say think of England but that will kill it stone dead
Yep snake has shrunk at the thought. Will need considerable charming to get it to raise its head again for a while
I'll dig out my magic flute
Now we’re talking a good toot on the flute should perk my snake right up
I need perking
Hmmm let me think about a way to do that properly. In the meantime please have as many virtual hugs as you need.
75 I'll have 75"
Is that just for starters? |
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"What if the meaning of life isn't 42 
It's not, I've answered the meaning of life up there
*points skyward*
Wheres the angel with wings emoji "
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"What does a man like me, have to do round here, to get jiggy with it? Na na na na nuh na na naa This weekend, with somebody sexy as fuck?
Now you wait for the desperados to land in your box..."
Shhhhhhh! Don't put them off |
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"What does a man like me, have to do round here, to get jiggy with it? Na na na na nuh na na naa This weekend, with somebody sexy as fuck?"
You try the milkshake, and see if it brings all the birds to the yard, damn right |
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"What does a man like me, have to do round here, to get jiggy with it? Na na na na nuh na na naa This weekend, with somebody sexy as fuck?
Now you wait for the desperados to land in your box...
Shhhhhhh! Don't put them off "
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"Where can I buy a lovely drink urn?
Bargain hunt
Not to be confused with bargain cunt. *shudders*
I have a serious question.
Why isn't jimage doing the noc tonight? I like how inclusive he is. "
he fell down the toilet whilst having a sit down wee |
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"Where can I buy a lovely drink urn?
Bargain hunt
Not to be confused with bargain cunt. *shudders*
I have a serious question.
Why isn't jimage doing the noc tonight? I like how inclusive he is.
he fell down the toilet whilst having a sit down wee"
I can only wish that would happen to some. I suspect their baggy flaps would form some kind of suction to prevent it. |
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"What does a man like me, have to do round here, to get jiggy with it? Na na na na nuh na na naa This weekend, with somebody sexy as fuck?
Now you wait for the desperados to land in your box...
Shhhhhhh! Don't put them off
You do know some won't be deterred. "
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