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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

I'll volunteer

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Can't your just post pics of yourselves with a sky remote jammed in your fanny as far as it will go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope, if it's deep I still get my rocks off, it's your problem if you won't feel it

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

We could measure and put up our results

"Bigger than a lynx can required"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A volume chart would be better.

I can see the male profiles now; "must be 75cl or over"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

I think a sharpie pen mark on the cock might just work ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope, if it's deep I still get my rocks off, it's your problem if you won't feel it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've a measuring stick you ladies can use

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t fit a sky remote up my fandango, no way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

Hahahahaha

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Can we just not use a canary

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!"

Echo... echo... echo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we just not use a canary

As long as theres no pit-pony

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!

Echo... echo... echo...

Only if you have a submarine?

But no seamen thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

I couldnt take the last one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They will love my shallow vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!"

That made me wince

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!"

Cervix ... isn't that a small spotted wild cat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll stick my cock in, you mark where it stops with a biro.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

Does it measure in fathoms?

Just keep going until you hit the cervix!

That made me wince

Men have only truly found out what the clitoris is ... don't confuse then further

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol, I think the i.Con will do enough damage to men's egos lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, I think the i.Con will do enough damage to men's egos lol

Pfft only if you wear it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is making me cross my legs with fear

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Egos i’m surprised they are men on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll stick my cock in, you mark where it stops with a biro. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please - I'd like fo know if we can do doggy ir not.

May I suggest printed t-shirts or sone kind of broach?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, I think the i.Con will do enough damage to men's egos lol

Pfft only if you wear it!"

I'm tempted to try it, I just don't want to accidentally share my stats on Facebook... awkward lol

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Nope, if it's deep I still get my rocks off, it's your problem if you won't feel it

I just spat my drink out! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

I couldnt take the last one

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the lady depth guage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tape measurement markings on a dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely! Would be great to know how much peanut butter I could store in there, my cupboard doesn't have much room left

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Absolutely! Would be great to know how much peanut butter I could store in there, my cupboard doesn't have much room left"

Surely it's a honey pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should us ladies have one, so that you fellas can work out if you measure up!

I couldnt take the last one

the lady depth guage?"

I'm a light weight... What can I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely! Would be great to know how much peanut butter I could store in there, my cupboard doesn't have much room left

Surely it's a honey pot"

Used to be before all the bees died out, now I need somewhere to store my peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll stick my cock in, you mark where it stops with a biro. "

My belly button?

Or my ribcage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes please - I'd like fo know if we can do doggy ir not.

May I suggest printed t-shirts or sone kind of broach?"

I have learned to just round my back if they are big, it changes the tilt of my vagina and protects me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

Crosses legs

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

Crosses legs

It’s what the line tattoo just past my elbow is for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s what the line tattoo on my forearm is for

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