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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tea cake vs barm cake

Lets settle the argument

And no a tea cake doest have currants thats a currant tea cake

Lets settle it

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A tea cake is a chocolate thing full of cream, a barm cake is God knows what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barm cake, chip barm not chip tea cake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to settle. I buy bread rolls from the supermarket. That's what's on the package.

Next?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be aware theres a forfit riding on this choose wisely

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Isn’t a tea cake what you toast and a barm a large cob/roll that has a savoury filling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely barm

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Barm cake all day and a chip butty is chips on bread - not a barm

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

I hear tea cake and I'm thinking of chocolate covered marshmallowy loveliness never mind some boring bread roll!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A bap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barm cake all day and a chip butty is chips on bread - not a barm

But they sell chip barms in the chippy but I agree a chip butty is bread, butter and chips

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I hear tea cake and I'm thinking of chocolate covered marshmallowy loveliness never mind some boring bread roll!"

Yes!

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Barm cake all day and a chip butty is chips on bread - not a barm

But they sell chip barms in the chippy but I agree a chip butty is bread, butter and chips

Ooh I do love a chip barm - but some people, naming no names, would say a barm is a butty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats wrong with you lot wait till the yorkies turn up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear tea cake and I'm thinking of chocolate covered marshmallowy loveliness never mind some boring bread roll!"

That's a tea cake.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

Bread bap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear tea cake and I'm thinking of chocolate covered marshmallowy loveliness never mind some boring bread roll!

That's a tea cake. "

No idea what a barm cake is. Sounds northern.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bread bap "

A bap is a soft roll.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

Its a bap in my shop

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

"A tea cake is a chocolate thing full of cream, a barm cake is God knows what"

I agree. Tea cakes are made by Tunnocks and are amazing out the freezer. Y’all else are talking about fruit bun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t put chips in a tea cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ffs its a t cake you loons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don’t put chips in a tea cake

"
yes you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barm cake all day and a chip butty is chips on bread - not a barm

But they sell chip barms in the chippy but I agree a chip butty is bread, butter and chips

Ooh I do love a chip barm - but some people, naming no names, would say a barm is a butty

Lol a barm is not a butty. A butty is sliced bread, barm is bread in roll form

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bread cake

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

"I hear tea cake and I'm thinking of chocolate covered marshmallowy loveliness never mind some boring bread roll!

That's a tea cake.

No idea what a barm cake is. Sounds northern. "

Exactly

Though in fairness the Tunnock tea cake is Scottish which is about as north as you can get.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I’ve never heard of a barm cake either

I’ve heard of a chocolate tea cake and a currantvteacake so what exactly is the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fish butty fish in a tcake not bloody bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its not a barm ffs

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Its not a barm ffs"
Its a bap lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear god. This reads like the script from Taggart.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tea cakes to me have currants in, you slice them in half, toast them and smother with butter.

No idea what a barm cake is and neither does my phone as I had to change that, lol!!

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

You're all wrong anyway as you can't beat a stottie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A barm cake is a soft, round, flattish bread roll from North West England, traditionally leavened with barm."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a bread roll or bap, tea cakes have currants in and there ars literally no such things as cobs, barm cakes, or stotties. These are made up fantastical objects, much like the flying carpets, holy grails and Saddam Husseins WMD's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barms a Northern bread roll isn’t it like a bap..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cakes to me have currants in, you slice them in half, toast them and smother with butter.

No idea what a barm cake is and neither does my phone as I had to change that, lol!! "
no thats a toasted currant tea cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on tcake im fighting for my life here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rolls. And tea cakes are rolls with fruit in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its not a barm ffs Its a bap lol x"
no its a bloody tea cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rolls. And tea cakes are rolls with fruit in. "
noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thought you lot were smart ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rolls. And tea cakes are rolls with fruit in. "

WRS (wot Rubie said...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you lot were smart ffs"

I'm a certified genius thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rolls. And tea cakes are rolls with fruit in.

WRS (wot Rubie said...) "

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still a barm

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

Bread....? You called..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still a barm

"
dont make me bring out the green big guns

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Still a barm

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"Rolls. And tea cakes are rolls with fruit in. "

This x100

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Tea cakes to me have currants in, you slice them in half, toast them and smother with butter.

No idea what a barm cake is and neither does my phone as I had to change that, lol!! no thats a toasted currant tea cake"

No, it's not. Actually it's the same thing. Haha.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Bread....? You called..?"

You’d make a good butty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still a barm

dont make me bring out the green big guns"

I'll chuck a BARM at them lol although googling what 'barm' actually is is a little gross! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bread....? You called..?

You’d make a good butty

"
thats a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cakes to me have currants in, you slice them in half, toast them and smother with butter.

No idea what a barm cake is and neither does my phone as I had to change that, lol!! no thats a toasted currant tea cake

No, it's not. Actually it's the same thing. Haha."
noooooooo grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks"

Or the two sides of a buttered BARM?

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

I'm in-bread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

Or the two sides of a buttered tea cake? "
finally common sence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t put chips in a tea cake

yes you do"

What

with raisins in them....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don’t put chips in a tea cake

yes you do

What

with raisins in them....

"
no ffs thats a currant tea cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just so u know if i loose u dont want to see the results trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it "
yes lad finally at last a genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it "

With jam and cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it yes lad finally at last a genius

You said that twice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

Or the two sides of a buttered tea cake? finally common sence

Lol ya shit! Putting words into my mouth

ask for a chip teacake in a chippy and they will look at you like you just shit on their floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it

With jam and cream

"
nooooo thats gross bacon and egg go in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?"

Yep x that's a butty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it

With jam and cream

nooooo thats gross bacon and egg go in it"

A bacon and egg cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?

Yep x that's a butty "
no its a sandwich or sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it

With jam and cream

nooooo thats gross bacon and egg go in it

A bacon and egg teacake

"
now your cooking with gas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea cake , bake bread that looks like a cake

Fruit tea cake , baked bread that looks like a cake , with fruit in it

With jam and cream

nooooo thats gross bacon and egg go in it

A bacon and egg teacake

now your cooking with gas

Stop playing with my words

...I’ll pull,your finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

Or the two sides of a buttered tea cake? finally common sence

Lol ya shit! Putting words into my mouth

ask for a chip teacake in a chippy and they will look at you like you just shit on their floor "
id ask for a fish butty a teacake is the bread

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?

Yep x that's a butty no its a sandwich or sarnie"

Technically yes, but also a butty

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?"

..so long as it's still attached to my face...!!

Oh COME on..that would have been a wasted opportunity.

By the way, tea cakes are essentially hot cross buns..without the cross.... and it's ROLLS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it, my head hurts.

Can I stick to sliced bread instead?

Yep x that's a butty no its a sandwich or sarnie"

Butty

but you're fully entitled to your wrong opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

Or the two sides of a buttered tea cake? finally common sence

Lol ya shit! Putting words into my mouth

ask for a chip teacake in a chippy and they will look at you like you just shit on their floor "
id ask for a fish butty a teacake is the bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, what's a bun then?

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"So, what's a bun then?"

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?"
like a cupcake thingy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes! "

Can you put chips in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

Can you put chips in it

"
noooo why why why

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

Can you put chips in it

You can put chips in ANYTHING..might not taste great, but any-thing...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

"
no cos il do the same its pointless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

Can you put chips in it

noooo why why why "

Mr Shiny said I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

People of west yorkshire unite save me from this potential hell

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

He’s already had a pic of my pack of 4 to prove, still won’t concede

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick your barms and your baps up your arse, it's tea cake, always has and always will be tea cake..... End of thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

People of west yorkshire unite save me from this potential hell

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

Can you put chips in it

noooo why why why

Mr Shiny said I can

I just said you can put them on anything.....rolls, buns, carpet mats...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People of west yorkshire unite save me from this potential hell"

You started it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People of west yorkshire unite save me from this potential hell"

My town borders west Yorkshire its bloody tea cake

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

has NOBODY made a bap joke..? Seriously?

I love baps....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

He’s already had a pic of my pack of 4 to prove, still won’t concede

In a court of law your case has more merit with the production of evidence to further your argument lol x how does it work if it doesn't get resolved cause of Tea Cake? Lol

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

A tea cake is a spiced bread product containing dried fruit which is lovely toasted with butter.

No idea what a barm is, must be similar to a cob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People of west yorkshire unite save me from this potential hell

My town borders west Yorkshire its bloody tea cake"
finally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

He’s already had a pic of my pack of 4 to prove, still won’t concede

"
and you seen my web evidence

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

He’s already had a pic of my pack of 4 to prove, still won’t concede

and you seen my web evidence"

Ah it’s the internet, don’t believe everything you read

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I go round the chippy now and take a picture of the sign that says Barm Cake will that help solve this? Lol

He’s already had a pic of my pack of 4 to prove, still won’t concede

and you seen my web evidence

Ah it’s the internet, don’t believe everything you read

"
true enough i dont believe the barm rubbish i been reading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muffin or barm here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im from Yorkshire its Tea cake,ie chip tea cake. Lancashire says barm cake southerners its urinal cake ...

what is wrong with you people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im from Yorkshire its Tea cake,ie chip tea cake. Lancashire says barm cake southerners its urinal cake ...

what is wrong with you people

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good man

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve never heard of a Barm cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont.

Care.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It’s just a bread roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of a Barm cake. "

Because they don't exist.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Tea cake vs barm cake

Lets settle the argument

And no a tea cake doest have currants thats a currant tea cake

Lets settle it"

Always thought you were a bit inter bread lol, this thread proves it

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Why oh why did I fall into the trap of posting on a bloody bread discussing thread?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

barm is just plain wrong, otherwise it depends on context.

Bread roll if it's one you pull apart for soup, bread cake if it's from the chippy and meant to be stuffed with more food than you can eat, teacake if it's for a regular sandwich.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't understand the question?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes! "

McDonald's put their burgers in buns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of a Barm cake.

Because they don't exist. "

Nope, not in my universe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So there is no argument?

Glad we cleared that up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a muffin where I come from...or if your a bit posh a barm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a fucking bun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this not sorted out yet

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It doesn't matter what it's called, if it tastes nice just stick it in your mouth...

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"It doesn't matter what it's called, if it tastes nice just stick it in your mouth...

OOH no..I've fallen foul of that attitude before....

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

McDonald's put their burgers in buns."

Actually, that's a good point...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It doesn't matter what it's called, if it tastes nice just stick it in your mouth...

OOH no..I've fallen foul of that attitude before....

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cake vs barm cake

Lets settle the argument

And no a tea cake doest have currants thats a currant tea cake

Lets settle it

Always thought you were a bit inter bread lol, this thread proves it "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gotta get up

gotta get out

grab the world

by the throat and shout

Gotta find it

get us a share

makin' bread out

of nothin' but air

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gotta get up

gotta get out

grab the world

by the throat and shout

Gotta find it

get us a share

makin' bread out

of nothin' but air"

Aveline!!

I'm goin' modellin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gotta get up

gotta get out

grab the world

by the throat and shout

Gotta find it

get us a share

makin' bread out

of nothin' but air"
hahahaha i was actually humming that when i made the thread

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tea cake vs barm cake

Lets settle the argument

And no a tea cake doest have currants thats a currant tea cake

Lets settle it"

No, no, no!

Roll or bap, if it's soft. Cob if it's crusty. Oh and Teacakes most definitely have currents in them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gotta get up

gotta get out

grab the world

by the throat and shout

Gotta find it

get us a share

makin' bread out

of nothin' but air

Aveline!!

I'm goin' modellin'"

I had to say that in her voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea cake vs barm cake

Lets settle the argument

And no a tea cake doest have currants thats a currant tea cake

Lets settle it

No, no, no!

Roll or bap, if it's soft. Cob if it's crusty. Oh and Teacakes most definitely have currents in them.

XX"
ffs im not going thru it again

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"It doesn't matter what it's called, if it tastes nice just stick it in your mouth...

OOH no..I've fallen foul of that attitude before....

Works for me

I'll remember that if ever we should cross paths.....

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By *typical guyMan over a year ago

wigan

"Fking scousers all sticking together like stickle bricks

Or the two sides of a buttered tea cake? finally common sence

Lol ya shit! Putting words into my mouth

ask for a chip teacake in a chippy and they will look at you like you just shit on their floor "

I once went in the chippy at Childwall 5 ways and asked for a barm. The woman looked at me and said "ye wot?!" And looked at me like I had two heads. I said "a barm, you know.. bread" she said "nah, we don't do nuffink like dat! " they did fried pies though, wtf!

Fucking scousers! (Love them really..)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes looks like im gonna win woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A tea cake is a chocolate thing full of cream, a barm cake is God knows what"

Marshmallow not cream!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A barm cake is a bread roll leavened with barm. A tea cake seems to have no consistent definition apart from a cake you eat with tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol right.....Barm is the foaming scum off the top of a fermenting liquid. Its essential a yeast that you leaven in the bap as another ingredient. Without that leaven, that normal bread doesn't have, it's not a butty/sarnie. Some parts of the world it's a bap, roll and bun. Even some chippys are now referring to them as baps but on the whole, if you're with a scouse lady you have to accept Scousers call it 'chip barm', believe me aside from the 5ways one mentioned here I have been in enough of them to know lol to my detriment

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol right.....Barm is the foaming scum off the top of a fermenting liquid. Its essential a yeast that you leaven in the bap as another ingredient. Without that leaven, that normal bread doesn't have, it's not a butty/sarnie. Some parts of the world it's a bap, roll and bun. Even some chippys are now referring to them as baps but on the whole, if you're with a scouse lady you have to accept Scousers call it 'chip barm', believe me aside from the 5ways one mentioned here I have been in enough of them to know lol to my detriment

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol "
yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"A barm cake is a bread roll leavened with barm. A tea cake seems to have no consistent definition apart from a cake you eat with tea."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having one now with cream and jam

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

Yes iv seen proof its got bad i occasionally call it that now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!"
not by my count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count"

Vote is skewed as you're opening a regional name for a thing up to a national vote so it's going to go that way. Now conduct the vote in Liverpool where its referred to as a barm and it's totally different story

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol "
eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

Lol location does. Liverpool is the only place its referred to as a barm. Rest of the country refer to it as other things. So if everyone in Liverpool said yes to barm, they would still be outnumbered by everybody in the rest of the country saying no lol it throws off the vote. Maybe there should be a Barm Line, when you get so far outside of Liverpool a, other areas Bap, becomes a Barm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

"
seems its only a teacake in west yorks too do still fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

seems its only a teacake in west yorks too do still fair"

Lmao

I'll never concede but in the Liverpool city limits twill always be a barm lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It doesn't matter what it's called, if it tastes nice just stick it in your mouth...

OOH no..I've fallen foul of that attitude before....

Works for me

I'll remember that if ever we should cross paths....."

Just dont leave crumbs under the duvet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

seems its only a teacake in west yorks too do still fair

Lmao

I'll never concede but in the Liverpool city limits twill always be a barm lol "
u will im very annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, what's a bun then?

Sweet roll with icing on top! And a cherry..sometimes!

McDonald's put their burgers in buns."

McDonalds can't even say chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real question is can you accept a partner who calls it a barm?

I know you can get past it lol yes but i can still take the piss out of her quirks

Hom and bargain for example

Isnt that what a truly awesomerelationship is about? Taking the piss out of each others little quirks?

You know employees there get disciplined if they say 'Home AND Bargain' lol

sad that? The owner Tom is a dick too lol just saying!

Didn’t know that! it’s ingrained in me to put the ‘and’ in... no matter what the sign says! And PMF you’ve seen proof of this ‘and’ as well so don’t be bringing that into as well

BARMS FOR THE WIN!!!!not by my count

lol eh the fact i posted it in yorkshire has no bearing

seems its only a teacake in west yorks too do still fair

Lmao

I'll never concede but in the Liverpool city limits twill always be a barm lol u will im very annoying"

I used to teach lol patience of a saint my friend

but if anybody could do it I'm sure you could pull it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about broodrolletjie?

They are all bread rolls in English, local names are no more relevant than foreign language names.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yorkshire is known as "Gods own country".

Jesus.H.Christ shared the bread,and was nailed to a T-shaped cross hence T-cake.Here endeth the lesson.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

No wonder we can't sort out fucking Brexit !

Just for the record...

baps are round, soft bread things for ham, cheese etc.

cobs are hard round bread things for the same thing. they're a bit crap and leave a right bloody mess!

burger buns are just that- look like a bap but have a burger inside and some sort of seed arrangement on top...never put a buger in a cob!

rolls are long and thin bread things you use for a hot dog (although ham, cheese etc is acceptable for cold stuff).

tea cakes (bread variety) have currents in them, you slice em in two and toast them...then add butter and maybe jam- they are not a savory item!!!

Barms, stotties, oven bottoms, brioche- all weird foreign rubbish

If anybody needs any further clarification, i'll be in Westminster sorting out that bloody mess Theresa Mayhem and the other incompetent fuckwitts have left us in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yorkshire is known as "Gods own country".

Jesus.H.Christ shared the bread,and was nailed to a T-shaped cross hence T-cake.Here endeth the lesson.

"
there proof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yorkshire is known as "Gods own country".

Jesus.H.Christ shared the bread,and was nailed to a T-shaped cross hence T-cake.Here endeth the lesson.

there proof

Not really, it is based on the presumption in the belief in Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yorkshire is known as "Gods own country".

Jesus.H.Christ shared the bread,and was nailed to a T-shaped cross hence T-cake.Here endeth the lesson.

there proof

Not really, it is based on the presumption in the belief in Yorkshire

"
also the truth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a tea cake doesn't havw fruit in then I have no idea wtf either of those things are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a tea cake doesn't havw fruit in then I have no idea wtf either of those things are! "
a fruit tea cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all fruitcakes live South of Yorkshire. Scientific fact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who likes a bit of Crumpet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"who likes a bit of Crumpet ?"
its tea cakes that matter its life or death we must win

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"who likes a bit of Crumpet ?its tea cakes that matter its life or death we must win"

Barms it is... looking forward to your forfeit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"who likes a bit of Crumpet ?its tea cakes that matter its life or death we must win

Barms it is... looking forward to your forfeit?

"
ffs save me yorkies save me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a Google of "bread debate" the image you "should" get covers this. I'm quite shocked how 1 thing can have so many names!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do a Google of "bread debate" the image you "should" get covers this. I'm quite shocked how 1 thing can have so many names! "
OMG so its a bloody tie then ffs

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Do a Google of "bread debate" the image you "should" get covers this. I'm quite shocked how 1 thing can have so many names! "

I know you’ll be a barm supporter

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Softie mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do a Google of "bread debate" the image you "should" get covers this. I'm quite shocked how 1 thing can have so many names!

I know you’ll be a barm supporter

"
he just said hes neutral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do a Google of "bread debate" the image you "should" get covers this. I'm quite shocked how 1 thing can have so many names!

I know you’ll be a barm supporter

Well of course it's a barm! Always has been, clearly all the other regions are mistaken

Still do find it amusing how something so simple has no universal name though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, what is it

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