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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Hes such an arrogant arsehole, loves the sound of his own voice and tells me I'm wrong for doing something yet when he goes to fix the same problem he does exactly the same as I was doing after trying to give me a bollocking, suppose that puts you in a great mood for the week and makes you very willing to help out. I already cant wait for a few drinks this weekend.

Sorry I know it's not rant day but hes pissed me off quite a bit today and wanted to get it off my chest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hes such an arrogant arsehole, loves the sound of his own voice and tells me I'm wrong for doing something yet when he goes to fix the same problem he does exactly the same as I was doing after trying to give me a bollocking, suppose that puts you in a great mood for the week and makes you very willing to help out. I already cant wait for a few drinks this weekend.

Sorry I know it's not rant day but hes pissed me off quite a bit today and wanted to get it off my chest."

I have a boss who's a complete wanker too. Seems to be the norm with bosses.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You try and work with halfwit employees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !! "

Well thats just not normal.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Does he ask you how YOU’D do it before giving you a rollocking, depending how much you want your job you could have some fun at his expense....

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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !! "

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes the working environment brings out the worst in people and if they're bullies/psychopaths anyway that's not a great start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !! "

Eh??... how??... with a teaspoon?

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there."

Might I suggest some laxatives in with the sweets?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there."

That's so wrong

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By *heLaserGuyMan  over a year ago

Coventry

I bet hes one of those twats that use the latest office phrases that grind your gears.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hated mine! Then I play the Lonely Island song Like A Boss in my head! After this when my bosses did a dickish thing I would mentally add like a boss to the action.

"Shouted at a colleague.....like a boss"

"Stormed around the office.....like a boss"

"Went for a piss.......like a boss"

Funny song

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

Eh??... how??... with a teaspoon?"

Yep . He said it's the proper way to eat them , and I must have been dragged up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe I'm the only person who thinks my boss is doing a good job! I find he's firm but fair. He will listen. Explains himself when he does something that maybe unpopular. He's a good guy and has my respect.

Guess I'm a one off lol

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there.

Might I suggest some laxatives in with the sweets? "

...or maybe a Python...?

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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there. That's so wrong "

You're telling me, actually had the audacity to once say that there was no vegetarian snacks in there the day before when I'd been on holiday, I said there was a reason for that.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe I'm the only person who thinks my boss is doing a good job! I find he's firm but fair. He will listen. Explains himself when he does something that maybe unpopular. He's a good guy and has my respect.

Guess I'm a one off lol

"

I've had bosses like that as well so much easier to get on with your job and enjoy it when it's like that!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there. That's so wrong

You're telling me, actually had the audacity to once say that there was no vegetarian snacks in there the day before when I'd been on holiday, I said there was a reason for that. "

Seriously dude , he needs a good punch !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That ladies and gentlemen is why I work for myself. OP I feel your pain I've been there.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

I've worked with my boss for 9 years now, hes pretty much out of the stage of where he decides he can go I to my locked draw (has a master key) at the side of me and steal any food I have in there. That's so wrong

You're telling me, actually had the audacity to once say that there was no vegetarian snacks in there the day before when I'd been on holiday, I said there was a reason for that. Seriously dude , he needs a good punch !!"

I'm telling him that when the office expansion is complete in a few weeks that I want to work from in there with people who do a similar job to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

Eh??... how??... with a teaspoon? Yep . He said it's the proper way to eat them , and I must have been dragged up "

With a fucking spoon wtaf can I bitch slap him lol xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

Eh??... how??... with a teaspoon? Yep . He said it's the proper way to eat them , and I must have been dragged up

With a fucking spoon wtaf can I bitch slap him lol xx"

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get used to it . I've had a similar boss for 14 years . Everything he does fucks me off. Today he ate a custard tart with a fucking spoon . A Spoon !!

Eh??... how??... with a teaspoon? Yep . He said it's the proper way to eat them , and I must have been dragged up

With a fucking spoon wtaf can I bitch slap him lol xx Please do "

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By *appytrailman OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester

I think I'm due a congratulations I made it through the day without smacking him Haha but that was made easier because he didn't speak to me all afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone hates their boss and the boss knows it and dislikes the employee with the same contempt!

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

I also hate my boss

He looks so like captain birdseye

Luckily when he tells me off for stuff I can laugh at him.....he hates it

Be glad when he fucking retires

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I'm due a congratulations I made it through the day without smacking him Haha but that was made easier because he didn't speak to me all afternoon!"

Woohoo hoooo go you hi five xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We quite like ours, we see him for less than an hour a day twice a week!

Danish x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I like to think I'm a decent enough boss.

And I don't look like Captain Birdseye!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

It happens buddy..... My director is like attila the hun..... Wants me to be the same to my salespeople..... Its slowly killing me because I believe in leadership not an autocracy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I recently got my boss the sack and I'm having he job now....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

I love my boss to bits....we get on well she,s an amazing woman...cannot praise her enough!!!!.................I'm the boss by the way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love my boss to bits....we get on well she,s an amazing woman...cannot praise her enough!!!!.................I'm the boss by the way "

We knew that....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love my boss to bits....we get on well she,s an amazing woman...cannot praise her enough!!!!.................I'm the boss by the way

We knew that.... "

..... Boss

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hes such an arrogant arsehole, loves the sound of his own voice and tells me I'm wrong for doing something yet when he goes to fix the same problem he does exactly the same as I was doing after trying to give me a bollocking, suppose that puts you in a great mood for the week and makes you very willing to help out. I already cant wait for a few drinks this weekend.

Sorry I know it's not rant day but hes pissed me off quite a bit today and wanted to get it off my chest."

Don't.

Get.

Me.

Started.

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By *rtraymondo76Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Tune that runs around in my brain on those occasions is Dolly Parton's,

"Workin' nine to five, what a way to make a livin',

It helps.

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