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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me it was the time I was asked by my neighbours to climb into a small open window at the top of their front door as they were locked out. I must have been about 10 yrs old. Our neighbours (nice people) had a sullen (non smiling) doberman who we were scared, no terrified of. We previously had had to walk towards this dog sometimes as we went downstairs as the neighbours had a habit of allowing it to lay down outside their front door on the balcony. After a few childlike moments of consideration(in between their attempts to convince me of my safety during the attempt) I said no even though I would have liked to have helped them as I could only see it ending badly. Recently in talking to my Sister about it she told me our neighbours had said they were going to enter through our flat to coax the dog to the back of theirs. I didn't remember that part...but it didn't make an ounce of difference to my choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I was strumming the my mates garden grass quite a few years ago. And all of a sudden I strimmed a bit of dog shit and it went all over my face I was fucking so angry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I was strumming the my mates garden grass quite a few years ago. And all of a sudden I strimmed a bit of dog shit and it went all over my face I was fucking so angry "
I understand the anger but it is funny.
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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My dog had really bad diarrhoea one time after eating a whole bag of hamster food, and filled my other half's shoe with dog shit. We could smell it, but took a while to find it. He must have positioned his bum perfectly over the shoe opening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having some fun with a lady and the cheeky little blighter decided to enter the room and sniff her backside whilst she was on top. Irish Wolfhounds are notoriously hard to keep out of a bedroom. That put a dent in the afternoons activities! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The reason I dislike dogs to this day, is because of this incident as a child.
A friend and I were walking home one evening, where we happened upon a pair of untethered German shepherds. The first, bit and tore into my friends face. We managed to wrestle it off and sought refuge in a telephone box (remember them). The two dogs pinning us inside, trying to finish the job off. We had to call the police to drag them away and allow my friend to be treated.
She eventually required plastic surgery and skin grafts to repair the damage.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was waiting for the wife at supermarket with dog in car.Got out of the car to help load shopping,dog jumped up at window pushing down on door lock mechanism ,locking car with keys in ignition.Had to wait 45 mins for AA to unlock car . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A garden centre near me has an Alsatian . It wanders about and once put it's head through my legs as I stood to pay. Next time I got there, no other customers. I went in and it came at me barking. I ran back to the van with it close behind. Wife said what's up? I said about the dog. She said ti get out and to back in. I refused and drove away, a little uncomfortable for seeming like a big ninny. |
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Our dog tried to eat our tortoise.
My mum could see the dog at the end of the garden chewing on something.
Luckily she went out to investigate and found the dog trying to get the tortoise out of his shell.
Tortoise lived to see another day. But it hated dogs after that. Used to chase them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was 17 and dating a girl who's dad hated me, they were out one night so we were at it on the kitchen table and heard the front door open. Not wanting my arse kicked off a very aggressive father I grabbed my clothes and hid in the garage in the dark only to hear her dog in there with me growling. |
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I was once running around my grandmas front room as a kid then her little shit of a poodle decided to chase me snarling as my dad picked me up the little prick decided to bite the back of my knee....I hated that dog but I'm sure it lived until it was 18 it had bit me when it was about 6 my one and only dog bite received |
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I had surgery. I came home from hospital exhausted and in a lot of pain. My family dog, bless her, came up and in her own way tried to comfort me. She nuzzled up to me, leaning quite hard on the surgical site. I nearly hit the roof. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I killed one once.
Just the once mind. Vehicular canicide?"
I ran one over yeah, a little girl was chasing it at the time so she got to see her beloved pet splattered up my bumper.
I cried a bit.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I killed one once.
Just the once mind. Vehicular canicide?
I ran one over yeah, a little girl was chasing it at the time so she got to see her beloved pet splattered up my bumper.
I cried a bit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been bitten by dogs multiple times but I still love them  "
Maybe you're just loving them in the wrong way.
(shouldn't really go any further than patting and stroking) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I killed one once.
Just the once mind. Vehicular canicide?
I ran one over yeah, a little girl was chasing it at the time so she got to see her beloved pet splattered up my bumper.
I cried a bit.
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Appreciate the fact you said you cried a bit. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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I once met a guy at his place, his dog was crying downstairs and he suddenly screamed at her to shut up while he was mid stroke, bit off putting. Then overnight it chewed my favourite shoes. Not my best night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I killed one once.
Just the once mind. Vehicular canicide?
I ran one over yeah, a little girl was chasing it at the time so she got to see her beloved pet splattered up my bumper.
I cried a bit.
Appreciate the fact you said you cried a bit."
And it cost me my jacket that I wrapped the dog in.
And I got in trouble at work because I was in a company vehicle and I was nowhere near where I was supposed to be.
Rough trip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I killed one once.
Just the once mind. Vehicular canicide?
I ran one over yeah, a little girl was chasing it at the time so she got to see her beloved pet splattered up my bumper.
I cried a bit.
Appreciate the fact you said you cried a bit.
And it cost me my jacket that I wrapped the dog in.
And I got in trouble at work because I was in a company vehicle and I was nowhere near where I was supposed to be.
Rough trip."
That has the makings of a classic comedy movie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The naked except for his y-fronts pensioner being driven round town on the back of my Ford Transit pick-up wearing nothing but his y-fronts, crying to be let off, was funnier.
Nobody got killed this time, that day is definitely going in the movie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once met a guy at his place, his dog was crying downstairs and he suddenly screamed at her to shut up while he was mid stroke, bit off putting. Then overnight it chewed my favourite shoes. Not my best night. "
Maybe he shouted "shoo!" at the dog and she got confused? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once met a guy at his place, his dog was crying downstairs and he suddenly screamed at her to shut up while he was mid stroke, bit off putting. Then overnight it chewed my favourite shoes. Not my best night. "
That was a dog's revenge on being second-placed!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The naked except for his y-fronts pensioner being driven round town on the back of my Ford Transit pick-up wearing nothing but his y-fronts, crying to be let off, was funnier.
Nobody got killed this time, that day is definitely going in the movie."
I'm not even going to ask you what happened there it's too late for my head! But I am tempted! |
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"I once met a guy at his place, his dog was crying downstairs and he suddenly screamed at her to shut up while he was mid stroke, bit off putting. Then overnight it chewed my favourite shoes. Not my best night. "
Similar thing happened to me only his huge dog was banging at the bedroom door to come in.
On another occasion I was mid fuck with a man and I looked at the end of the bed to see his cat glaring at me. |
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Oh yes!
Me, a guy, a couple. Lots of laughs and the rest you can imagine. The family dogs (mum and daughter Yorkies) are (their owner thinks) locked in another room.
The door opens a bit... The mummy Yorkie walks in and jumps onto the bed. Of course the mood has already changed, but then it changes a bit more as the doggie starts licking the bedsheets! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There are some stories here that involve pain and maybe bad memories I just want to let you know those of us who are being a little light at times are either dog lovers or compassionate towards our fellow humans or both. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh yes!
Me, a guy, a couple. Lots of laughs and the rest you can imagine. The family dogs (mum and daughter Yorkies) are (their owner thinks) locked in another room.
The door opens a bit... The mummy Yorkie walks in and jumps onto the bed. Of course the mood has already changed, but then it changes a bit more as the doggie starts licking the bedsheets!"
Now that is an end to a dog story I've never heard before! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once met a guy at his place, his dog was crying downstairs and he suddenly screamed at her to shut up while he was mid stroke, bit off putting. Then overnight it chewed my favourite shoes. Not my best night.
Similar thing happened to me only his huge dog was banging at the bedroom door to come in.
On another occasion I was mid fuck with a man and I looked at the end of the bed to see his cat glaring at me. "
I now have an image of a great Dane (Scooby do type) trying to bang the door down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Our dog tried to eat our tortoise.
My mum could see the dog at the end of the garden chewing on something.
Luckily she went out to investigate and found the dog trying to get the tortoise out of his shell.
Tortoise lived to see another day. But it hated dogs after that. Used to chase them."
Don't suppose it ever caught one? |
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"Our dog tried to eat our tortoise.
My mum could see the dog at the end of the garden chewing on something.
Luckily she went out to investigate and found the dog trying to get the tortoise out of his shell.
Tortoise lived to see another day. But it hated dogs after that. Used to chase them.Don't suppose it ever caught one?"
It could move bloody quick for a tortoise, and could manage steps too! |
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