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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats the weirdest thing you've done? I noticed a friend on here who has since deleted her account, kind of exciting to see the naked bits of people you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once met a deaf lady.....

....didnt know until she turned up, wasn't too weird, just a surprise....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats the weirdest thing you've done? I noticed a friend on here who has since deleted her account, kind of exciting to see the naked bits of people you know. "

Does you mum have hearing aids?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Weird? I think that's a question of context. I've always considered myself to be fairly straightforward and kink free but last year I met someone who said that my meet with her was the 'wildest and most kinky meet she'd had'. One person's vanilla is another's kink, it's all a question of experience and context.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once met a deaf lady.....

....didnt know until she turned up, wasn't too weird, just a surprise....

The weirdest must be this guy. I can't put into words the stuff he's into. I've still got glitter in my urethra now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I’ve been asked for some unusual photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So i once had sex with a girl with 1 wooden leg. Funny thing is I never knew she had a wooden leg until i was inside her and when her leg came off i thought i broke her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse"

It’s the forums, people generally take the piss on many threads so suggest you need to grow a thicker skin OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

It’s the forums, people generally take the piss on many threads so suggest you need to grow a thicker skin OP"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to grow up and insult me all you want I’m I’ll await your first insult lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK...... .....so, drama aside and back to the subject, what's the weirdest most amazing thing you've experienced sexually Mamba?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK...... .....so, drama aside and back to the subject, what's the weirdest most amazing thing you've experienced sexually Mamba? "

Cool, good game, well played etc, can we all go home now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol"

Sense of humour doesn't mean being rude and throwing insults at random people. I wouldn't insult you because I'm not at your level.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol

Sense of humour doesn't mean being rude and throwing insults at random people. I wouldn't insult you because I'm not at your level. "

The 'your mum' comment?

Really?

If I'm right, come on Dude

It wasn't an insult, it was a jokey comment, admittedly not the funniest and very predictable, but still, it wasn't an attack or an insult.

It's the forum, all forums are pretty much the same, the same kind of characters.

No need to feel hurt by such a silly, throw away attempt at a joke.

Roll your eyes and move on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol

Sense of humour doesn't mean being rude and throwing insults at random people. I wouldn't insult you because I'm not at your level.

The 'your mum' comment?

Really?

If I'm right, come on Dude

It wasn't an insult, it was a jokey comment, admittedly not the funniest and very predictable, but still, it wasn't an attack or an insult.

It's the forum, all forums are pretty much the same, the same kind of characters.

No need to feel hurt by such a silly, throw away attempt at a joke.

Roll your eyes and move on.

No sorry I don't accept that kind of childish comments. This is an adult site. If people can't converse properly then Leave. I bet if i responded i would have been instantly blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol

Sense of humour doesn't mean being rude and throwing insults at random people. I wouldn't insult you because I'm not at your level.

The 'your mum' comment?

Really?

If I'm right, come on Dude

It wasn't an insult, it was a jokey comment, admittedly not the funniest and very predictable, but still, it wasn't an attack or an insult.

It's the forum, all forums are pretty much the same, the same kind of characters.

No need to feel hurt by such a silly, throw away attempt at a joke.

Roll your eyes and move on.

What she said ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?"

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?"

You're not going to be here much longer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fun down to earth with a great sense of humour. I love a bit of banter and intelligent conversations. I'm witty, educated and easy going.

Lol who wrote that your mum lol

Sense of humour doesn't mean being rude and throwing insults at random people. I wouldn't insult you because I'm not at your level.

The 'your mum' comment?

Really?

If I'm right, come on Dude

It wasn't an insult, it was a jokey comment, admittedly not the funniest and very predictable, but still, it wasn't an attack or an insult.

It's the forum, all forums are pretty much the same, the same kind of characters.

No need to feel hurt by such a silly, throw away attempt at a joke.

Roll your eyes and move on.

No sorry I don't accept that kind of childish comments. This is an adult site. If people can't converse properly then Leave. I bet if i responded i would have been instantly blocked "

I doubt it, there's only you taking offence here.

I think you may have ruled out potential meets right here on this post with such drama about nothing.

Just go and enjoy the forums as you please, people won't conform to your ways because you're easily offended.

Ignore what you don't like.

But, reporting over that, wow, did you put up your hand before addressing teacher?

The irony on your childish comment eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?"

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?"

That's targeting someone rather than a comment that pretty much everyone has said to someone in a completely jokey way, I say "your mum" to my husband all the time, were still married and he laughs at it. It's not mean in an offensive or derogatory way. It's meant in a jokey jest way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?"

I got Butterkist

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

I got Butterkist

Shall I grab a bucket? We can play pass the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?"

Come sit on my knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

I'm neither your husband or your friend so you shouldn't be throwing insults at anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

I was about to log out and get some shit done, but now I'm hooked.....

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

I'm neither your husband or your friend so you shouldn't be throwing insults at anyone"

Thank fuck for that! I doubt you could handle my humour. Luckily my husband isn't a snowflake

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Weird? I think that's a question of context. I've always considered myself to be fairly straightforward and kink free but last year I met someone who said that my meet with her was the 'wildest and most kinky meet she'd had'. One person's vanilla is another's kink, it's all a question of experience and context. "

Very true. The amount of messages I get from guys claiming to be "really kinky" and when I ask what they're into its basically blowjobs and threesomes. Yeah you and 90% of other guys mate. *yawn*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks"

*sigh* I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

Let snowflakes posts die a death by not commenting on them. They drop down the pages into oblivion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

I got Butterkist

Shall I grab a bucket? We can play pass the popcorn "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

I'm neither your husband or your friend so you shouldn't be throwing insults at anyone

Thank fuck for that! I doubt you could handle my humour. Luckily my husband isn't a snowflake

I don't think you have any humour. Thats the problem. It's not developed past primary school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let snowflakes posts die a death by not commenting on them. They drop down the pages into oblivion. "

Nooooooooooo

Nononononono!!!!

This is the best

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

I'm neither your husband or your friend so you shouldn't be throwing insults at anyone

Thank fuck for that! I doubt you could handle my humour. Luckily my husband isn't a snowflake

I don't think you have any humour. Thats the problem. It's not developed past primary school"

No primary school would be getting offended at everything and telling the teacher that someone called you a name you didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?

You're not going to be here much longer. "

Your not wrong there buddy im off out on my bike soon, do you want to join me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let snowflakes posts die a death by not commenting on them. They drop down the pages into oblivion. "

I know, but the forum is really quiet today and I'm in the mood for mischief

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?"

Tut tut childish response...I like it

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

You forgot his Dad or was his sister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let snowflakes posts die a death by not commenting on them. They drop down the pages into oblivion.

I know, but the forum is really quiet today and I'm in the mood for mischief

What she said ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

You forgot his Dad or was his sister?"

I had his sister for breakfast

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse"

It's such a shame you had to play it this way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*popcorns in the microwave*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

It's an unopened sterile packet, I guess you can put them wherever is

most comfortable for you my love.

It's OK if kiss the back of your neck while Mamba entertains us yeah?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Well this went down the toilet faster than a sloppy one....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow. Just wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?

You're not going to be here much longer.

Your not wrong there buddy im off out on my bike soon, do you want to join me?"

Ooooo can I join you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx"

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, that's a trip to London off the cards then.

I'd be scared of saying the wrong thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old. "

Do you ever think it’s a piss take ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that. "

So it was OK with skips last year but not monster munch now?

You've changed!

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By *andCforfunCouple over a year ago

Inverness

well this brightened up my day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so your Mum and Dad are off limits.

Have you got a sister?

You're not going to be here much longer.

Your not wrong there buddy im off out on my bike soon, do you want to join me?

Ooooo can I join you

Your welcome anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old. "

Cool story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your profile should be reported for false advertising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

So it was OK with skips last year but not monster munch now?

You've changed! "

But I REALLY like monster munch. I keep them for the extra special times.

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old.

Cool story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? "

The chapter where he gets reported for taking screenshots. As I'm sure that's against the rules of fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old. "

Unless I missed it there was no sexual comments about your sister. Cannibalism maybe but nothing sexual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"well this brightened up my day. "

I'm crying here

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By *ertnsarahCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

Looks like Bert's Sunday dinner is going to be late, this is just too funny to tear myself away!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not quite sure what you class weird as OP? Is being wrapped head to toe in cling film and having a hood put on you weird OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

So it was OK with skips last year but not monster munch now?

You've changed!

But I REALLY like monster munch. I keep them for the extra special times. "

Quick caburys finger up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

So it was OK with skips last year but not monster munch now?

You've changed!

But I REALLY like monster munch. I keep them for the extra special times.

Quick caburys finger up the bum?

Bend over then

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By *andCforfunCouple over a year ago

Inverness

the Mind boggles at the connections made by the op, it was a joke that he made worse for himself. Off to watch Tom and Jerry unless that’s offensive too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. Just wow

H, be a darling can you reach around and pass me the monster munch? Xx

You want a reach around? I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

So it was OK with skips last year but not monster munch now?

You've changed!

But I REALLY like monster munch. I keep them for the extra special times.

Quick caburys finger up the bum?

Bend over then

They should do Cadbury fists, for eating like obv!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot on earth?

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By *andCforfunCouple over a year ago

Inverness

"well this brightened up my day.

I'm crying here

Need to get myself some popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

Im gonna report you for reporting me! Neh Neh Nehnahneh...

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Don't worry I'm taking screenshots and profiles down. I'm sure someone will want to see the sexual comments made about an 8 year old. "

You made the comments about an 8 year old. You took it there screenshot yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wot on earth? "

Ello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

Im gonna report you for reporting me! Neh Neh Nehnahneh... "

That's it you and me out side now

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By *chooloffilthWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse"

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

Im gonna report you for reporting me! Neh Neh Nehnahneh...

That's it you and me out side now

But its sunny outside, and the air is too fresh....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, that was the most fun I've had all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

Im gonna report you for reporting me! Neh Neh Nehnahneh...

That's it you and me out side now

But its sunny outside, and the air is too fresh.... "

It's quite peopley outside, safer to stay in I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we forgot to bring sexism, racism and brexit into this post?

That's it I have reported you for bringing in your political views on brexit

Im gonna report you for reporting me! Neh Neh Nehnahneh...

That's it you and me out side now

But its sunny outside, and the air is too fresh....

It's quite peopley outside, safer to stay in I reckon "

Yeah, I have polo's and lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

But at least you get a toy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

What if he bought you two?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy? "

Haha yeah someone seems to have lost there's today

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By *J RHEAMan over a year ago

S West

And here I was wondering why people need safe spaces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy?

Haha yeah someone seems to have lost there's today"

All toys were thrown out of the pram

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy?

Haha yeah someone seems to have lost there's today"

I think someone needs to stick up for Mamba, you know like how the BBC operate? Fair debate n all....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy?

Haha yeah someone seems to have lost there's today

I think someone needs to stick up for Mamba, you know like how the BBC operate? Fair debate n all.... "

Ok, can I dress up as David Dimbleby?

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

anyone watching the snooker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

Yeah you're right i should be more easy going when someone says they want to fuck my 8 year old sister.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know.... "

He contradicts himself in everyway.

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

Yeah you're right i should be more easy going when someone says they want to fuck my 8 year old sister. "

were does anyone say this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

Can I have the toy?

Haha yeah someone seems to have lost there's today

I think someone needs to stick up for Mamba, you know like how the BBC operate? Fair debate n all....

Ok, can I dress up as David Dimbleby?"

Yes fucking please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway. "

Blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He'd make me feel uncomfortable, buying a happy meal now...that's my day ruined

But at least you get a toy

Shhhhh don't talk about toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP will you grow up like a good man. No one tried to offend you. It's quite clear you're going to find offence with most things said to you because that's how you CHOOSE to see things. Which leads you to project your mindset as the wrongdoing of others.

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much. "

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

Yeah you're right i should be more easy going when someone says they want to fuck my 8 year old sister.

were does anyone say this?"

No where that I can see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP will you grow up like a good man. No one tried to offend you. It's quite clear you're going to find offence with most things said to you because that's how you CHOOSE to see things. Which leads you to project your mindset as the wrongdoing of others. "

This isn't the same dude that was drink driving smelling if arse and vagina the other week, is it?

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

Blocked too

I saw all I needed to to know he's definitely not someone anyone needs to meet. Although I think he's really looking for a plain Jane doe with no sense of humour. Wet blanket type.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Well...

I feel a bit daft for actually answering the OP!

That went south faster than Justin Bieber in a lier jet!

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By *otsauce n HoneyCouple over a year ago

nr Grantham

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

I’m enjoying the banter while having a bath!! Hunt the polo sounds interesting, mint and strawberry flavour lube.

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best thread ever ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much. "

Yeah, but it's the power thing, he's overpowered me with the block, I feel imasculated.... (crying emoji)

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF"

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

I’m enjoying the banter while having a bath!! Hunt the polo sounds interesting, mint and strawberry flavour lube."

I'm like a squirrel with my polo's, I never forget where I've burried them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?"

Yes they did. He se why I've take. Profile names and screen shots and reported it to the site and other authorities if admin refuses to do anything about it. May mean this site is shut down but I don't care really. Based on the replies there seems to be alot of petulant child minded people who think insults are "banter"

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults

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By *arewithmeMan over a year ago

Craven Arms

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple over a year ago

luton

Give him a break guys...

Only on 7 weeks and still learning.

Most of his screen shots of peoples comments are mainly being sent to yourselves.... as yous are the admin moderators anyway

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By *chooloffilthWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

Yeah you're right i should be more easy going when someone says they want to fuck my 8 year old sister. "

Bloody awful that!

You should totes tell your Mum on them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does."

I've had countless messages sent to me encouraging me to report and that your little band of disgusting people on here should be removed. Your replies are cringey AF. the only people you amuse is those on the same intellectual capacity as yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults"

Mate, you should really take this to the police, fab admin are hopeless with serious crimes like this....

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By *arewithmeMan over a year ago

Craven Arms

When you tell your mum about what has or hasn't been said, don't forget to tell her what site it was on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just an FYI. People who insulted me thinking it's a wise crack have been reported for abuse

Great way to demonstrate your 'great sense of homour' & 'easy going' nature!

High five

Yeah you're right i should be more easy going when someone says they want to fuck my 8 year old sister.

Bloody awful that!

You should totes tell your Mum on them!

I might just tell my mum. Jheeze all you people reply in the same cringey way.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults"

Other authorities?

Jeez fella, you're really not helping yourself here.

It says on your profile that you like banter, much as I hate that term, I think the original comment that you took issue with fits firmly in that pigeon hole.

This thread has entirely been a car crash of your making

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell your mum about what has or hasn't been said, don't forget to tell her what site it was on....."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Would you like some dramatic music to accompany the fairy tale you're telling us?

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By *arewithmeMan over a year ago

Craven Arms

I take offence in the word 'all'

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

My replies are only cringey af for YOU! No one else seems to find them that way. Plus you turned this whole situation into something is really didn't need to be. You have a lot to learn about the forums.

Intelligence wise, I'm going to have to say you're not on MY level. As in I'm at the tp and you're on the bottom of that scale. Unblock me and ill give you some exceedingly intelligent conversation. That's if you can hold a conversation without getting offended by something that isn't offensive.

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By *.A.MGUY55Man over a year ago

Rochdale

Being wrapped up sexually

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

"Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action."

Only person disrupting the enjoyment is the OP, everybody likes a bit of banter on here, don't take it so personally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any narcissists in da house ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks

*sigh* I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Wow cringe. You get that line from facebook? Been used to death.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

Only person disrupting the enjoyment is the OP, everybody likes a bit of banter on here, don't take it so personally"

You're right I should let people enjoy themselves insulting me and telling me they want to ha e sex with 8 year olds.

I've screenshot this also. Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults"

The thing is, conversing like adults is having the ability to say when something offends you and to speak to the person involved.

"Your mum" jokes have been around forever, I appreciate it might not appeal to your sense of humour but surely you can at least just ignore it instead of running off to tell on someone.

The forums are full of all types of people and they won't all appeal to you. You can however choose not to engage with them instead of biting back and riling people further.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's to many hilarious posts on here to comment on. And my coffee gone cold I'm going to have to make another, I'm so upset my life is over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

If fab gets shut down now by the fbi, I'm gonna blame you boss....

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

If I may interject for a mo. and it might purely be an age thing (I'm probably older than OPs Mum) What does cringey AF mean?

Cringey Auto Focus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

You're absolutely right. I'm not on your level in terms of intelligence. To get there i would need several aneurysm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This post is SURREAL. Highly fucking funny though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any narcissists in da house ?

Ayeiiii

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

You're absolutely right. I'm not on your level in terms of intelligence. To get there i would need several aneurysm "

Only on your part although it sounds like you've had a few. Putting 2+2 together to make 20.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My theory is that if we all keep replying it'll get to 175 quicker and then I can eat

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By *otsauce n HoneyCouple over a year ago

nr Grantham

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

I’m enjoying the banter while having a bath!! Hunt the polo sounds interesting, mint and strawberry flavour lube.

I'm like a squirrel with my polo's, I never forget where I've burried them

And who’s ass was that

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"Not quite sure what you class weird as OP? Is being wrapped head to toe in cling film and having a hood put on you weird OP?"

Depends what they do to you when you’re bound

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My theory is that if we all keep replying it'll get to 175 quicker and then I can eat

But I never want it to end

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults

The thing is, conversing like adults is having the ability to say when something offends you and to speak to the person involved.

"Your mum" jokes have been around forever, I appreciate it might not appeal to your sense of humour but surely you can at least just ignore it instead of running off to tell on someone.

The forums are full of all types of people and they won't all appeal to you. You can however choose not to engage with them instead of biting back and riling people further. "

You're right I assumed a site like this would be filled with kinky like minded adults. I was very wrong. It's like being in secondary school.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I may interject for a mo. and it might purely be an age thing (I'm probably older than OPs Mum) What does cringey AF mean?

Cringey Auto Focus?

As fuck

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks

*sigh* I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Wow cringe. You get that line from facebook? Been used to death. "

No mate, it's Shakespeare...

Oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

You're absolutely right. I'm not on your level in terms of intelligence. To get there i would need several aneurysm

Only on your part although it sounds like you've had a few. Putting 2+2 together to make 20. "

I need to have more to be on your cringe level

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By *otsauce n HoneyCouple over a year ago

nr Grantham

Have we progressed from the tittle-tattle, into some adult-childish banter yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not quite sure what you class weird as OP? Is being wrapped head to toe in cling film and having a hood put on you weird OP?

Depends what they do to you when you’re bound

Well there may be weird... but also, there may be sexy as fuck!

I think the OP has been sidetracked by his own stupidity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone got any popcorn going spare?

Come sit on my knee

Only if you're not hiding a bottle in your pockets. I hate when that happens. Especially when the bottles bigger

No just some lube and a packet of polo's....

Keep the lube but I'd love a polo, or is this some weird game where I have to use my mouth to hunt for the polo while blindfolded

I’m enjoying the banter while having a bath!! Hunt the polo sounds interesting, mint and strawberry flavour lube.

I'm like a squirrel with my polo's, I never forget where I've burried them

And who’s ass was that

Arse? I never mentioned arse, but don't let me hold you back....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks

*sigh* I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Wow cringe. You get that line from facebook? Been used to death.

No mate, it's Shakespeare...

Oh dear... "

Based on all your profiles I doubt any of you steped in a library yet alone know who Shakespeare is.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

"If I may interject for a mo. and it might purely be an age thing (I'm probably older than OPs Mum) What does cringey AF mean?

Cringey Auto Focus?

As fuck

So its a phrase kids would use? like ones still in primary school, so they could be rude without having to say the actual F word - very grown then

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Well, I thought I'd go on his profile and find something positive to say in his defence, but waddaya know....

He contradicts himself in everyway.

Blocked

You're not missing out on much.

Because your profile is so magical? Right? A grown adult acting like a 12 year old. You're cringey AF

Good job I didn't make my profile for the likes of you then.

I very much doubt I'm cringey. And I certainly don't act like a 12 yo.

Now you on the other hand.

Teach teacher someone said something I personally viewed as offensive but no one else does.

Oh I doubt that.

Would you like some tissues though?

Also my little band?

Does that mean I'm the leader? When did I get a promotion?

All hail the pierced leader!

You're absolutely right. I'm not on your level in terms of intelligence. To get there i would need several aneurysm

Only on your part although it sounds like you've had a few. Putting 2+2 together to make 20.

I need to have more to be on your cringe level"

I'm guessing cringe is your go to word today as you can't possibly think of any other word to rightfully fit in its place but carry on, please. It's really showing your intelligence. Or lack there of.

Anyone for a cuppa? Ill put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not quite sure what you class weird as OP? Is being wrapped head to toe in cling film and having a hood put on you weird OP?

Depends what they do to you when you’re bound

Well there may be weird... but also, there may be sexy as fuck!

I think the OP has been sidetracked by his own stupidity

Ah desperate dan trying to pander to the masses. Good on you pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did anyone actually mention sex and you sister in the same sentence?

There is a reason why people tell me to avoid the forums as its filled with the same people who struggle to converse like adults

The thing is, conversing like adults is having the ability to say when something offends you and to speak to the person involved.

"Your mum" jokes have been around forever, I appreciate it might not appeal to your sense of humour but surely you can at least just ignore it instead of running off to tell on someone.

The forums are full of all types of people and they won't all appeal to you. You can however choose not to engage with them instead of biting back and riling people further.

You're right I assumed a site like this would be filled with kinky like minded adults. I was very wrong. It's like being in secondary school. "

You mean like when one kid runs off to tell the teacher........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What they both said

Chill dude.... it's an adult sex site, there's banter and sarcasm galore!

So you wouldnt mind if i mentioned your weight and called it "banter"?

Absolutely not, because my weight is only your concern if I'm sitting on your face

Or your Mum's

No thanks. Not a fan of skid marks

*sigh* I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Wow cringe. You get that line from facebook? Been used to death. "

Nah, Pinterest.

Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Nobody mentioned the word sex and your sister in the same sentence.

Non of these good people on here condones that sickening shit and neither do I!! So don't make comments labelling people paedophiles

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

OK can people remember, "banter" is only that if the other person is joining in....if they don't like the banter it would be better if people say ok no problem rather than tell them they have to take it...they don't

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Let’s all gang up on one person bully’s

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