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What's the dumbest thing you've done to try to woo someone?
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over a year ago
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I asked a 'friend' to get a guys number, she knew him better than me at the time. She left with him that night, leaving me crying into my kebab.
Some would say I'd been stupendously dumb in not asking myself. |
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"I asked a 'friend' to get a guys number, she knew him better than me at the time. She left with him that night, leaving me crying into my kebab.
Some would say I'd been stupendously dumb in not asking myself. "
If you was a guy, you could have simply fucked the Kebab instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first time my then boyfriend stayed at mine for the weekend. I was all dressed up to go out for dinner and I came down stairs in what I approximated to be a seductive manner. I slipped an fell the last 5 steps and seriously damaged my ankle. I chipped the bone and had a bruise for a couple of months. He thought it was adorable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked  "
Oh that's bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked
Oh that's bad "
Lol...it was very funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked
Was you naked?"
No, Imhad some wellies on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked
Was you naked?
No, Imhad some wellies on "
Just? |
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"I once sat in a chaps car waiting for him outside the pub, I was sat in the wrong car and the owner of the car got in land looked very shocked "
That must have been a shocker.
Once bought a birthday gift for someone and decided not to give it to her because she was being a bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Many year ago I was chatting to a lass, firstly through a chat site then texting and chatting on the phone. We were both going through shitty divorces and found each other’s ‘company’ refreshing and I thought that we knew each other inside out. . ( that spark ). There was over 150 miles between us and often spoke about meeting up so one day after finishing work very early I decided to drive the 167 miles and surprise her. After over 5 hours ( first time experiencing of the m25 !! ) of nervous driving I parked up in a car park and sent a message. 3 or 4 messages later still no reply. In my wisdom I decided to go to her local and have a drink. It was just how she described it, the decor bar staff beer garden. I got chatting to one of the lads behind the bar and brought her name up, asking if she still drank in there.
Walking out about 30 seconds later gob smacked !!
She was still married and had moved away from the town around 2 years previous to us even meeting on the chat site.
Dumb probably isn’t the right word !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done some pretty stupid things with the gym guy I worked with, bought him a thermal mug cos he mentioned one week that he needed one. Then bought him a brake light cos I’d noticed his was out a few days prior, plus ended up having to help him fit it! |
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"Many year ago I was chatting to a lass, firstly through a chat site then texting and chatting on the phone. We were both going through shitty divorces and found each other’s ‘company’ refreshing and I thought that we knew each other inside out. . ( that spark ). There was over 150 miles between us and often spoke about meeting up so one day after finishing work very early I decided to drive the 167 miles and surprise her. After over 5 hours ( first time experiencing of the m25 !! ) of nervous driving I parked up in a car park and sent a message. 3 or 4 messages later still no reply. In my wisdom I decided to go to her local and have a drink. It was just how she described it, the decor bar staff beer garden. I got chatting to one of the lads behind the bar and brought her name up, asking if she still drank in there.
Walking out about 30 seconds later gob smacked !!
She was still married and had moved away from the town around 2 years previous to us even meeting on the chat site.
Dumb probably isn’t the right word !!
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 how awful! I bet that was a lesson well learned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A month into seeing my Boyfriend I decided to send him some naughty pics, not full on nudes but suggestive, very much like my profile.
I didn't know he left his phone at home that day, and his Mum saw them
When I met her for the first time a month later her first words were "I feel like I know you already after seeing more than I should of"
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By *othasMan
over a year ago
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"I am quite clumsy and even more so when nervous, so probably tripped over or spilled a drink on them or something."
Best time I was chatted up by a lady she deliberately knocked her drink over me at a club so she could talk to me
Stupidest thing I've ever done was marry my ex |
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"I did a cassette of love songs with “this is how you make me feel” written on the sleeve and left it on his pillow after i’d visited him.
Makes me cringe just thinking about it!!
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Don’t, it was lovely |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Rooster hand.
*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?
I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!
I want to know too now "
Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!
It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rooster hand.
*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?
I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!
I want to know too now
Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!
It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked. "
Hahaha amazing! I think I love you right now |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Rooster hand.
*whispers* At the risk of seeming stupid, what does this mean?
I wonder why she won’t clarify ?!
I want to know too now
Sorry, I hadn’t revisited the thread!
It’s when you put your hand above your head and wiggle your fingers like the rooster’s comb. It was jokingly agreed in chat ahead of meeting as the signal to say I liked someone and wanted to kiss them if nerves got the better of me, but was only the result of a jokey conversation and not meant seriously. But in the moment, I panicked and he said what, and I couldn’t get my words out so I did the rooster hand. Mortifying. But it worked.
Hahaha amazing! I think I love you right now "
I only just saw this!  |
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