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Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. |
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"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. "
U sure it was fab and not a taxi radio app?
Hahaha jk
Wish you’ll find her soon |
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"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. "
omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready  |
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"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready "
Sure it will be some Sunday morning entertainment I just wanted to apologise as I am sure she noticed her mistake in a busy chip shop. |
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"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready
Sure it will be some Sunday morning entertainment I just wanted to apologise as I am sure she noticed her mistake in a busy chip shop."
lol yes not the most private of places |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does a guy work there who swears he’s Elvis too?"
Yes that’s the chip shop I was referring to but he wasn’t serving last night he’s only in on Fridays. |
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I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.
IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.
Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.
If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?
Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway.  |
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"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.
IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.
Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.
If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?
Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway. "
Exactly this! And tbf if I had recognised myself as the lady you describe I'd keep well away, last thing any member needs is a foghorn like announcement of times and places. I'd be questioning that person's ability to remain discreet.
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"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.
IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.
Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.
If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?
Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway. "
Or just doing the British thing where we feel we have to apologise for everything even when we arnt at fault don’t we all spend our day saying sorry and Thankyou, go to France some one will ram you car and not bat an eye lid |
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"Saw a stunning lady last night in the local chip shop, waited and waited looked around trying no to look at her figure and by complete accident saw over her shoulder and her phone screen was on her fab messages and she had a full inbox.
I just wanted to apologise to the lady in question it was a complete accident because they were taking so long. omg this could go one of two routes I've got popcorn ready "
Bet your glad you got your popcorn out here we go PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might be being a little thick here, but what exactly are you apologising for? You've done no wrong.
IF she had fab open in a public place, she ran the risk of someone seeing it, not your fault.
Of the many thousands of fab members, only a very small % use the forums, so the chances of her seeing this are minute.
If she did see it, are you not really apologising, more secretly hoping that she'll initiate contact because you think she's hot?
Sorry if I pissed on your chips. I've heard it's better than salt n vinegar anyway.
Exactly this! And tbf if I had recognised myself as the lady you describe I'd keep well away, last thing any member needs is a foghorn like announcement of times and places. I'd be questioning that person's ability to remain discreet.
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And TBH like yourself and many women on here stunning but most certainly not my type just a simple apologiey for any embarrassment |
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"What did she order? The possibilities are endless!
Sausage supper?
With salt n sauce?
Mayo  "
Mayo!! You clatty B consider yourself barred from the chippy for a week. |
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