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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone 
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day "
The Natwest Bank for being twats and the UKCC for not making clear an i is a 1 in my PIN number when trying to renew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and the UKCC "
Hey it took 5 years and over twenty letters, after my first wife died to get them stop pestering her to renew / come back / desperatly needed please come back. MIxing i & 1 is nothing to that lot! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"and the UKCC
Hey it took 5 years and over twenty letters, after my first wife died to get them stop pestering her to renew / come back / desperatly needed please come back. MIxing i & 1 is nothing to that lot!"
ffs.....its scarey how stoooopid they are!  |
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day "
That made me smile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when we first got these remote house phone, getting a call from a friend, so he could test the range.
He kept saying things like "I'm upstairs, can you hear me."
I wasn't interested so to be awkward kept saying no. This went on for five minutes, with me saying no, each time.
He only took the phone back for not working, mind you his nick name was Trigger.
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"I remember when we first got these remote house phone, getting a call from a friend, so he could test the range.
He kept saying things like "I'm upstairs, can you hear me."
I wasn't interested so to be awkward kept saying no. This went on for five minutes, with me saying no, each time.
He only took the phone back for not working, mind you his nick name was Trigger.
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That's gold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day "
Readers of The Sun. A Media Studies Lecturer at Bangor University has just discovered that The Sun has always been aimed at a demographic they consider to have a 'reading age' of eleven. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day "
This made me laugh, I've done the house phone thing and even the sky remote in my handbag. Embarrassing thing was, I tried to answer the sky remote not that its anyway near the same size as my mobile 
the other day I went out to walk the dog in jeans fresh from the tumble drier, only realised when I got back I had a pair of knickers attached my leg (clean btw, it was from the static!!)
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Many years ago now, there was one night when the house was surrounded by police in the small hours of the morning and we where rudely awakened by them. Mr A opened the door and was pushed to the side, I was half way down the stairs when the policeman asked if I was alright and did I phone them. In my half woken state I picked up the phone and hit redail and said no wasn't me, and went back to bed.
Turn out they had the wrong address and it was the next street they where looking.
Why I picked up the phone I still dont know |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Many years ago now, there was one night when the house was surrounded by police in the small hours of the morning and we where rudely awakened by them. Mr A opened the door and was pushed to the side, I was half way down the stairs when the policeman asked if I was alright and did I phone them. In my half woken state I picked up the phone and hit redail and said no wasn't me, and went back to bed.
Turn out they had the wrong address and it was the next street they where looking.
Why I picked up the phone I still dont know "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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the other day I went out to walk the dog in jeans fresh from the tumble drier, only realised when I got back I had a pair of knickers attached my leg (clean btw, it was from the static!!)
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Hahaha! I love this |
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day "
oh god my mum does stuff like that all the time... |
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day
Readers of The Sun. A Media Studies Lecturer at Bangor University has just discovered that The Sun has always been aimed at a demographic they consider to have a 'reading age' of eleven."
Thats standard for most british newspapers...and not new...how these researchers get their funding i will never know 
obscure fact of the day....the scotsman has the highest reading age, with 13...
now you will sleep better for knowing that wont you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I work shifts in a pub that is a sizzler, I would be a very rich woman if I got a pound for every time I told someone to be careful as its hot and they STILL touch it do you think they don't believe me |
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"I work shifts in a pub that is a sizzler, I would be a very rich woman if I got a pound for every time I told someone to be careful as its hot and they STILL touch it do you think they don't believe me
My favourite is "Wet Paint" "
I always wonder if that's a warning or an instruction |
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day
Readers of The Sun. A Media Studies Lecturer at Bangor University has just discovered that The Sun has always been aimed at a demographic they consider to have a 'reading age' of eleven."
Is that why they have so many pictures in the sun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firstly goes to Rob for taking the house phone to work with him instead of his mobile
Secondly goes to my Mum who 2 seconds after I text her to say don't phone me on the house phone as I can't answer it.......... phones the house phone
I know its still early but they can't be the only winners of the day
Readers of The Sun. A Media Studies Lecturer at Bangor University has just discovered that The Sun has always been aimed at a demographic they consider to have a 'reading age' of eleven."
ggggggrrrrrrrrrr!! |
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"It goes to kev!!!.... He forgot my birthday!!
kat"
Oh ouch, he does know that that means he has to spend double on you, as well as dinner and whatever punishment you can think of
Happy Birthday HUn |
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